Monday, November 9, 2015

Just A Little Bit In The Thick Of It!

The cat finds some humans so dumb that he has had better conversations with dried chewing gum. I would never touch such gum though. But that you probably know. Do some humans have a block? Maybe they hit their head on a big rock.

That won't work.
You will fry.
I'm the jerk?
Fine, go ahead and die.

Told you so.
But oh know.
You are slow.
Rub your poor toe.

Try, try again?
Are you nuts?
Like an egg laying hen,
Or the snip snipped nuts of mutts?

That is a bad thing,
Just so you know.
The dong before ding,
Made you eat crow.

I know it will.
I know it must.
I guess the stupid pill,
Gained your trust.

I'll try this way.
No, it isn't the same.
It's the next day,
Yesterday was lame.

It still is broke.
It still is busted.
Did you take a toke?
Maybe that brain is crusted?

I'll have it done.
I'll get it through.
I need more sun.
Not try something new.

Beat a dead horse.
Beat the mutts nuts.
Par for the course,
When in repeat ruts.

I will wait for rain.
I don't need the sun.
At least you feel no pain,
From the stupidity spun.

This could apply to many who do things one way and never get it right at their bay. Those idiots and their remakes too. Those you can flush down the loo. But the cat watched one person try a search and they were always left in the lurch. They typed the same thing each and every day, expecting things to change in their display. Hmmm slow on the uptake I suppose. I guess that is the way the wind blows. Now I will go release some pent up gas from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

96 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT
    Any ideas on your mat?
    Are you on a roll
    Drinking wine from a bowl
    Or maybe a bottle or two
    At your kitty cat shoe?
    No?
    Say it ain't so
    At your rhyming show

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    1. Well, it's been a while.... Good morning, Hank!

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    2. Good morning
      Truedessa Pat and Blue
      Just a fling
      May get its due

      Hank

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    3. A fling you say?
      Fun one at your bay? lol

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    4. Yeah, must be getting lucky
      Isn't that just ducky

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  3. Beat a dead horse, you say?
    One a month or every day?
    Good thing it's not a cat
    Or would you smack them with your mat?
    Or maybe give them a flee
    In the place to be

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    1. They'd get a flea
      Right on the knee
      Be quite a spree
      Giving me glee

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    2. There's a flea
      Let's flee
      There's a sea
      I see
      In the place to be

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    3. There's a flea
      Let's flee
      There's a sea
      I see
      In the place to be

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    4. There's a flea
      Fleeing times two from thee

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    5. With that phone
      I'll never be alone!

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    6. The phone
      Goes crazy at the tone

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  4. I'm guilty of beating a dead horse sometimes. My kids will say, "Mom you told told us that like 50 times. We got it". I guess I want to make sure they are listening.

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    1. haha have to beat it into their head
      So they get it before bed

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  5. There was thing today about Henry the eight having wives and how angry they got when told it wasn't true!

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    1. Truth can screw with many
      Even when there isn't any

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  6. Somethings you can fix and some you cannot the trick is to know the difference. My mind is always filled with ideas, it is a bit unfortunate I haven't the time. I am getting better though.

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    1. Time can be a pain
      Hard on the brain
      Most you can fix
      Some just take new tricks

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  7. I for one
    need the sun
    I hate the rain
    it causes pain
    but it allows me to complain
    and talk about migraines
    and if I don't vent over at my bay
    I can come over here and have my say!

    Get bent, cat!!

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    1. Bite me, old one eye
      Away you and your old migraines can fly lol

      Rain can suck
      Unless a duck
      Then what the truck
      Blah to the muck

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  8. Beat a dead horse
    In vain of course
    Get up you nag
    Carry my bag
    Did you ever win a race
    A real slap in the face
    Did you ride in a parade
    Did you like to play charade
    It's time to pull the plow
    Don't leave it for the cow
    Or do you like being dead
    That's enough said

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    1. lol you'd be an owner to run from
      Horse would work off its bum
      Is that why you live in a one horse town?
      The others ran away because you made them frown?

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  9. I've been known to ruminant more than I should
    usually on things that can cause a bit of a stress
    but never on frivolous things
    like should I buy that dress

    betty

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    1. Some things take time
      Others, meh just a crime

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  10. I think you just explained the definition of insanity, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Know some of those people.

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    1. Yep, know quite a few
      They are kinda brain dead too

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  11. Doesn't do any good to do things over many times. It sure isn't going to change it all on the 26th time.

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    1. Nope, same end result will occur
      Except maybe your eyes will blur

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  12. I find that the secret is to have someone watch you. Like, you keep doing the same thing over and over again and it doesn't work. Then you tell someone, and they say, "No, that's all you need to do, really." Then you say, "Dude, I've tried that 1000 times. Watch." Then you do it one more time. And now it magically works. Never fails (at making you look like an ass).

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    1. lmao well that is a good way to get it done
      Never thought of that one
      But seems to be true
      As looking like an ass comes due

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  13. Just a little bit in the thick of it
    They may be reminded indeed
    They get options
    For some actions
    To react any which way they seek

    Hank

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    1. A new reaction
      May help with traction

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  14. Just a little bit in the thick of it
    They may be reminded indeed
    They get options
    For some actions
    To react any which way they seek

    Hank

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  15. I see this kind of thing with the Spawn's girlfriends. They're dating a guy who has drink or drug problems, they leave him and then they go back. And surprise surprise, the idiot hasn't changed one bit. The truly sad thing is that they end of having babies thinking that will change the guy. And that only makes him worse.

    You know how I said I'd post in October? Well, I said, feck that, I'm having too much fun. Don't know when I'll bother coming back, but one day I will.

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    1. Yep, seen that many a time back in the one horse town
      Never ends in anything other than a frown
      Poor kids get the worst of it too
      As family life really has a loose screw

      haha the cat still has old one eye
      There he can let the insults fly

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    2. Elsie can give as good as she gets when it comes to you Cat. You guys have fun trading whacks.

      Just so you don't forget how much I care about you I'll say this "Feck off Cat" :)

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    3. lol but the cat can't feck off any longer
      Been snip snipped so it never gets stronger

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  16. I think the political arena in our country bears out the cat's point of view.

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    1. haha same all around
      Where those bozos are found

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  17. Flogging a dead horse is a bit OCD!!!

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  18. Dear Pat, I'm telling you that when it comes to trying new things at the computer I'm a dunce! No techno savvy at all.

    I took one of the three cats with whom I live--Ellie--to the vet today for problems with expressing her anal glands. I was getting a second opinion and like the vet so much that I'm going to keep going there. Ellie likes her too! Peace.

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    1. Ouch, that doesn't sound fun
      Hopefully the vet fixed her up and she's having fun

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  19. I've beat a few dead horses in my kids' day
    For all the good it did at my bay

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    1. Maybe should have tried a cow
      Beating one may wow

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  20. I would never kick a mutt's nuts...just sayin'

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  21. Hey, we live where "ya can't fix stupid" started!

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    1. Damn, hopefully you can't catch it
      That would be some blah shit

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  22. I think many of them are holding Trump 2016 signs.

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    1. And waving them in the air
      Like his fake hair

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  23. I've been guilty of beating the dead horse...
    might even talk until my voice is hoarse.
    haha. but when something really bugs you
    sometimes the fat you must chew!

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    1. haha just get some raid
      Then the hoarse will fade
      Can't speak with any sense
      Numb tongue on the fence
      Sometimes have to let it flow
      As the nuts glow

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  24. What do you have against egg laying hens? I'm not 100% sure why, but I'm slightly offended by that statement.

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    1. lmao I offended you with that?
      hahaha is all you get from the cat

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  25. People are dumb n getting dumber, it's true
    They even think the sky's not blew
    Why can't they be smart lyke me and ewe?

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  26. Moody and blue today, the weather, not me.
    Busy and happy, and writing, and not an idiot at all.
    If you ask me of course, but others may differ because I'm not swifter! LOL

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    1. lol bah to others I say
      Keep on a trucking at your bay

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  27. Well, when you're impulsive and ADHD like me, Pat, sometimes doing something over and over works; because I eventually accidentally discover what I left out accidentally . Now, if I could just slow down and pay more attention consistently! If I get a good writing idea, and I can jot it down, I do. If it's good enough I'll often remember it. Sometimes I do a brain dump and write down a list of everything I'm thinking about writing, just to get the ideas out and clear my brain so I can focus. One of the main reasons that I haven't talked Terry into a cat over the past few decades is that they CHEW! He has a thing about cats chewing. Oh well, I can enjoy cats through Cassie and Orlin and other places. Have a good one!

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    1. lol dogs chew more
      But yeah, proved cats do at my shore
      Oh well, nothing I need
      Let them chew at my feed
      Brain dumps work
      Getting rid of everything can be a perk

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  28. A conversation with dried chewing gum?
    Now that is a really funny one.
    When I was a wee child I fell down the steps and landed on my head.
    That's my excuse for saying the dumb things I have said.

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    1. haha ouch to that indeed
      We used to jump down the steps at our feed
      Cushions at the bottom
      From winter to autumn

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  29. orlin N cassie

    ewe haz knot seen stoooooooooooooopid til ya haz seen:

    de food serviss gurl

    betcha thinked we wuz gonna say BURDZ huh......

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    1. lol she beats burds you say
      Damn that is bad at your bay

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  30. I resemble these remarks.

    Stubbornness is by no means a virtue.

    To be as wise as a cat. Oh meow.

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    1. Stubbornness can help some
      As long as one doesn't keep chewing the same gum

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  31. We all have to try
    if we don't oh my!

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    1. Just use a new way
      And not the same at play

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  32. I see those at their bay
    are havin' their say
    never let it be said
    that my bay is dead.

    Now go talk to some chewing gum! Meow!!

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  33. What's that saying...doing the samething over and over agsin and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

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  34. Maybe if I took a toke
    I could eat crow
    And it would taste okay
    Hmmm... I don't know

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    1. Might taste like chicken
      As the road kill you'd be pickin

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  35. I'm guilty of trying the same thing over and over again on occasion, only to really stress myself out. I hope I get better in my old age ;)

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    1. Some things get better, some things get worse. I've seen an old lady put chicken in her purse (not kidding). :)

      Guilty of trying the same thing here too, every now and again. Of course it never renders a different result. ;)

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    2. lol always the same crap
      With the over and over again trap

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  36. Ha, I've been known to repeat a thing or two,
    and I have my less than average IQ moments too.
    We are "only human," after all, I guess,
    so I'm certainly grateful I'm not the only one that's a mess.

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    1. Nope, it goes round and round
      Many a place it can be found

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  37. Yeesh, you were really hard on mutt's nuts today. Between beating and snipping, there will be plenty of yipping.

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    1. They'd run from the cat
      And not eat my scat

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  38. And now instead of images of mashed potatoes and stuffing in my head, I have mutts nuts floating around up there. So much for Thanksgiving dinner. lol

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    1. lol saving you the cooking and time
      Oh what can be done with a rhyme

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  39. Hmm... They say the only sign of insanity is repeating the same process and expecting a different outcome. So maybe stupidity isn't the problem. ;-)

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    1. Maybe they need a pill
      To get a new thrill

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  40. I guess trying is a human curse.

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