Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Round Forty Gets Sporty!

40 rounds have come due. That is sure a lot at my zoo. We'll see if the search engine nuts keep it up. May make it to 100 with their hiccup. They do seem to have slowed down though. Maybe people no longer sink low? Yeah right. On with it at my site.

"it's close in here" euphemism farts

A tight fit? Don't follow through on that shit. Get it? I'm a hit.

fluck not a bad word

Fluckity fluck fluck. Nope, not bad says a duck.

kinky maids

Are they kinky because of what they do with a slinky?

tops off

I guess not. No tops off here are caught.

going, going, gone

Baseball now? Sorry, don't think that cat will be playing that somehow.

Special kitty nip

Can I have some? Sure it won't make me glum.

Average  size okay?

Don't ask me. Snip snipped at my sea.

Gone are the days I played

Played with what? You average size at your hut?

Have you any of that

I have some of that and some of this. Does that leave you in that and this bliss?

kome catch me woman

No thanks. Keep your umm spanks.

burnt and burned

A pot head. Oh the dread.

home is where the pussy is

hmmm was it a cat you sought? Somehow I think you had another thought.

snap itno a slim jim

I think you snapped and backwards you were trapped.

fruit and veggies plate

Gloria has that. Find her blog mat.

And the winner of the big 4 0 has something to say that all should know. You'll never forget this. I hope you seek help if it brings you bliss.

Taxidermy deer heads suck dick

And on that note. That is all she wrote. Don't go sticking anything in there and if you do, don't tell my lair. Ever had such a taxidermy thought? Damn, glutton for punishment at my spot. I'll go talk to the singing bass and stick up my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

99 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT
    How's the mat?
    Where's the magic?
    Is it tragic?
    New questions from the Goo
    AKA Grumpy Blue
    And I'll raise you a Scooby Doooo
    Grrrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast

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    1. New copy and paste
      No time to waste
      Yipppeeeeee
      For meeeeee

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    2. No copy and paste
      Just typing with haste
      Yippeeeee for thee
      In the place to be!

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    3. haha sure sure, rolls eyes
      I'll believe your typing lies

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    4. Would I lie to you
      Or Scooby Doo?

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  2. Snip snip you say?
    Do you think about it every day?
    Home is where the who is?
    Are they talking about kitty biz?
    Hey, it's Wednesday....
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Could be kitty biz
      Or they really need a whiz

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    2. Or maybe they have a dirty mind
      That isn't hard to find

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    3. Nope, easy to find
      Right here with my behind

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  3. You got a nice mix of nuts this time. There's a couple sports fans, a couple of kinky folks, and then an all out perv.

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  4. Well, home is where... wait, never mind.
    So were they looking for special nip or offering it? Never take nip from strangers you know.

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    1. haha the cat will remember that rule
      Home is where things get umm cool

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    2. Don't you mean hot?
      Or is it because of that snip snip you got?

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    3. Snip snip screws all
      Here at our hall

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  5. Hmmm

    I said Hmmm

    That's all I'm going to say, Hmmm.

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  6. Hahahaha these get me EVERY time. Fluckity fluck fluck... how come I don't get these crazy hits? ? I want to giggle too. The taxidermy one is a little gross. I mean..is that illegal?? Eww

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    1. lmao guess the cat is more out there
      So the scaries find my lair
      Hmm they could have meant taxidermy is dumb
      But should watch their wording and then some

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    2. Lol look at you defending the taxidermy freak!!! Hahaha

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    3. lol the cat can see another way
      Even in the crazy some say

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    4. An alien she is
      Up to that probing biz

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  7. Round Forty Gets Sporty!
    Search engine nuts make it kinky
    That taxidermy
    Nothing funny
    It will surely go beyond the forty

    Hank

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    1. Already done round forty nine
      So it does go beyond for the feline

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  8. Oooo, I like this line: Fluckity fluck fluck. May have to put it on a T-shirt.

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    1. haha will get a look or three
      There at your sea

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  9. Great comment, just HMMMMM !!!!

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    1. lol hmmmm seems to win
      Today at my bin

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  10. Oh dear/deer! There's a weird Twitter account called Crap Taxidermy. Maybe they were looking for that!

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    1. haha maybe they were indeed
      Now that you said it more may find my feed

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  11. Going, going, gone
    is an auction song!
    And we see lots of taxidermy deer at work
    ..I'll never think of them the same, thanks to that jerk.
    haha...

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    1. hahahaha oh you have a brain not so perk
      Now when you see them at work

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  12. It is almost frightening just to see what people type into their search engines. Between people who just can't spell correctly, the perv's and the stark raving mad one must wonder if there are any just plain normal people left.

    I tell you what, if they do taxidermy on sheep, there's a guy out there that's sticking it up the sheep's bum.

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    1. Look at you
      Three in a row at my zoo haha
      Yep, scary to see what nuts type in
      Sure the redneck guy would consider that a win

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  13. I was researching a term the other day
    for my work here at my bay
    it was a bit of an unusual term used
    but the sites it led me to caused me to have a short fuse

    betty

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    1. lol so they weren't fun sites
      Or caused many frights

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  14. Wow. A lot of kink in those one. lol Anne's comment about the sheep made me cringe. Ew!

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    1. haha kinky came to play
      Anne didn't make your day?

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  15. Wow. A lot of kink in those one. lol Anne's comment about the sheep made me cringe. Ew!

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  16. Oh dear, is this the month of kinky searches? Or do you purposely categorize them for your posts. So odd!

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    1. I usually go with what comes in order
      Sometimes I'll categorize them though at my border

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  17. I will never look at a deer head trophy the same again. At least I don't know many people that have them.

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    1. haha I know none at my sea
      So can avoid deer heads easily

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  18. Some of those things are down right scary!

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    1. Need to run under the bed
      Especially from the deer head

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  19. They need to leave that poor deer alone!

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    1. That they do
      Already dead and head chopped off too

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  20. Home is where the pussy is, that is very true
    Wing-back chair,, a cozy fire, nothing very new
    A pox on others, I don't care, what they seem to think
    To me a cat's a pussy and "they" can keep their kink

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    1. haha a cat sure relaxes away
      Pussy, cat, feline or what have you they have their say

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  21. I hate seeing deer heads on walls.

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    1. Yeah, pointless to me
      Just idiots on a spree

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  22. um the first one is hilarious, wtf! hahahah. But the second one I kinda dig! Sounds like it could go on a t-shirt. And tell the person trying to catch women (or entice them to catch him) that he needs to learn how to spell.

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    1. haha fluck can work with ease
      A flucking t-shirt is a breeze

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  23. I am now tempted to name a character Fluck. It'll be like a failed version of Shakespeare's Puck!

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    1. haha I should do a book titled "What The Fluck Mr. Duck"
      Could make a buck

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  24. Through that opening I felt like you were running on about as much sleep as me. *lifts a wedge of cheese* Let the insanity rule on!

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    1. Insanity is more fun
      But maybe not to everyone

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  25. Well my favorite: Fluckity fluck fluck. Very catchy! :)
    ~Jess

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  26. Fluckity fluck fluck may not be actual profanity, but I dig it.

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  27. And now every search for all of time
    For the word that with luck will rhyme
    Will bring the loons who search to your dime

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    1. haha give me some traffic at least
      And a post on which to feast

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  28. I love the search engine winguts. Fluckin' totally out of their ruts. Taxidermy blow jobs...wow. At least it's deer and not a cow. I also liked "kome catch me woman" for a search. Sure hope that woman left that guy in a lurch.

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    1. Hopefully she ran far away
      And yeah, deer headed nuts can go in the road and play

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  29. Hate mounted heads of anything! Fluckin' Creepy. And now I can't get that picture of deer sucks dick out of my head...or the bass up your ass....

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    1. lol oh what the cat can do
      Giving away free images at his zoo

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  30. I haven't heard "fluck" but I think that's going to be my new favorite word!

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  31. Well, Fluckety, Fluck...I got nuttin'to say. The deer one is just...creepy

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    1. Creepy as can be
      At my fluckity fluck sea

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  32. Ah fluck. I like it. I usually go with truck. Fluck is better.

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    1. Fluck is more fun
      Could get mistaken by everyone

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  33. I love how "snippety snip" always comes into play
    At your bay
    And men who say they're "average size"?
    It's all a bunch of lies
    Microscopes are needed
    To find their "prize"
    After at least three tries.
    Believe me, I have tried.
    And I have cried.

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    1. lol damn, you used a microscope on such guys?
      What a way to prove their lies

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  34. There sure are some weirdos out there.

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  35. I only just noticed your header photo. Is that you and your cat? Cute! :)
    Taxidermy deer head. Oh, dear.

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    1. There are many to show
      With each header photo aglow

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  36. I used to play with a slinky
    but i never thought it was kinky!

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    1. haha neither did I
      Guess only to some does it apply

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  37. You're right ~ the last one certainly takes the prize! Not sure what it should win though! Ick!

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    1. lol a kick to the head
      Or the thing used in bed

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  38. Fruit and veggies plate
    Seems kind of tame
    But the deer head - ewww
    That's not my favourite game

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    1. lol nope, not one bit
      Crazy as bat shit

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  39. How about BEWARE OF THE STARE!!! I used to have a cat that if she stared at you.... LOOK OUT!!

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    1. lol time to run away
      With the stare at play

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