"it's close in here" euphemism farts
A tight fit? Don't follow through on that shit. Get it? I'm a hit.
fluck not a bad word
Fluckity fluck fluck. Nope, not bad says a duck.
Are they kinky because of what they do with a slinky?
I guess not. No tops off here are caught.
going, going, gone
Baseball now? Sorry, don't think that cat will be playing that somehow.
Special kitty nip
Can I have some? Sure it won't make me glum.
Average size okay?
Don't ask me. Snip snipped at my sea.
Gone are the days I played
Played with what? You average size at your hut?
Have you any of that
I have some of that and some of this. Does that leave you in that and this bliss?
kome catch me woman
No thanks. Keep your umm spanks.
burnt and burned
A pot head. Oh the dread.
home is where the pussy is
hmmm was it a cat you sought? Somehow I think you had another thought.
snap itno a slim jim
I think you snapped and backwards you were trapped.
fruit and veggies plate
Gloria has that. Find her blog mat.
And the winner of the big 4 0 has something to say that all should know. You'll never forget this. I hope you seek help if it brings you bliss.
Taxidermy deer heads suck dick
And on that note. That is all she wrote. Don't go sticking anything in there and if you do, don't tell my lair. Ever had such a taxidermy thought? Damn, glutton for punishment at my spot. I'll go talk to the singing bass and stick up my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.