Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Big And Grand Want A Hand!

So the other day the cat was out and about at his bay. A nut I had not seen in a while gave me a smile. He thought he was so grand. You know, the bragging without bragging type across the land.

Look at me.
Come and see.
Look at my cash.
Who needs small trash.

I'm so great.
None can relate.
My ego will rise.
I'm just that wise.

I've won the prize.
I hope no one dies.
Whoops, I bought it.
Same type of shit.

Bought my own reward.
Hey, I pulled the cord.
I'm just that good.
Admire me you should.

Look my way.
Look at my new display.
Look at it and be impressed.
Your life is so messed.

Mine is so grand.
I can't even carry it in each hand.
I need a trolley to get it out.
Don't I have such clout?

That is right.
You love the site.
Stare at my big TV.
It is such a sight to see.

It makes me so great.
Everyone will want to be my mate.
All because I have a giant TV.
You can see it from a far away tree.

So admire and hang your head.
This is bigger than your bed.
You have to be jealous of me.
That is how it's supposed to be.

I'm not overcompensating.
My ego is not inflating.
I'm just that good.
Bow down to me you should.

Pffft whoopdi friggin doo. I didn't give him the time of day once he entered my view. Wow, you have a big TV. You are still a douchebag to me. And there was my little rant of the day. Big TVs are fine at my bay, but that doesn't make one anymore likeable to me. I'll still give them a flea on the knee. Or maybe just some gas out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

67 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Lucky again
      Not without pain
      Took a peep
      #1 to keep!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning Hank
      You won the number 1

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    3. Good morning Truedessa
      #1 & #2 are not very far!

      Hank

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    4. Hank sneaked on in
      For the win

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    1. The Big TV - oh Wow
      you'd think he had the golden cow

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    2. Golden cow would be grand
      Sell it to some far off land

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  3. Whoowee a giant TV.
    Not very impressive to me.
    How he treats others is the name of the game.
    And the douchebag sounds pretty lame.
    So go on with the big ego.
    So sad it's all for show!

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    1. Yep, douchebag is rather lame
      Douchebag should be his name

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  4. The Big And Grand Want A Hand!
    A Big TV calls for great many fans
    Some are die-hard
    Some are smarts
    They give support with loud rants

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      Yelling at the big stuff in view

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  5. Big TV's cause consternation
    Cause they give of radiation
    Stay away, don't sit too near
    Invite the gang and grab a beer
    Brag about it if you must
    Won't make you the upper crust

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    1. The plasma are the ones that give that most
      So if one has that and they boast
      They may turn green
      There at their scene

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  6. My oldest had a friend like this. I called her 'The One-Upper.' Everything she did or had was bigger and better than anyone else.

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    1. One-uppers always end up in the one-dumper.

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    2. One uppers are ear and far
      Need to hit them with their big old car

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  7. ..but maybe it's a way to get the company
    to feel happy at someone's bay...

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    1. Could very well be
      Kinda sad if that takes such a spree

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  8. There's always someone who has to have it bigger and better. Or make you think he has it bigger and better.
    I have three big screen TV's but I am not better than thee.

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    1. Yep, they really like to make one think
      Beats my one at my rink

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  9. I don't even watch that much TV!
    Nothing good on to see!

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    1. There are a few
      But most is crap that comes due

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  10. So odd that the size suddenly became in issue.
    Or was it always?
    The bigger the better or good things come in small packages.
    Which is it? :)

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    1. Depends on which way they go
      If bigger it is so
      If smaller it is so
      As they crow

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  11. Donald Trump
    Wins trashy rich by a rump.
    Being rich? I don't care -
    At least I'm not a carrot with hay for hair!

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    1. lol a horse may be happy
      Chew on Trump when he gets flappy

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  12. Who would want a big TV
    Who thinks they are better than thee
    Don't need people like that in my land
    Some people I just don't understand

    betty

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    1. Yep, I avoid shut nuts
      They can go sniff big butts

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  13. That is all so very true. Bigger does not make better nor does having more than the other guy make anyone better. Gotta just love what you have and enjoy it.

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    1. That we do indeed
      And ignore the other nuts at their so called bigger feed

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  14. The next big thing will be disappointed to find out size doesn't matter!

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    1. lol give it a complex
      Before it can flex

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  15. I've seen apartments that housed TVs as big as the living room. That makes me laugh because I'd so much rather have room to breathe. And you can't enjoy a tv that big in a small space anyhoo....

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    1. Nah, you'll hurt your neck like that
      Rather breathe too where we are at

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  16. I worked with a guy who could not keep a job. When he did come across a decent amount of dough, he'd spend it on something big like a huge tv, xbox, computer, etc.

    Then months later he'd ask people if they wanted to buy it at a slight discount.

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    1. lmao think he'd learn his lesson
      They grass isn't always cresson

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  17. I don't care what a person HAS...
    it is how he acts that is key......
    and I don't have use for those
    who say me, me, me, me, me!!

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    1. Nope, no use at all
      Toss them in the bathroom stall
      Then hit flush
      The me me me shall shush

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  18. My husband and son both are into the big tvs.......bless their hearts.
    Its not a top priority for me.

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    1. Nothing wrong with having one
      As long as you don't think you're so grand because you do under your sun

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  19. It doesn't matter to me what someone has if their personality is shit.

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    1. Yep, if they are shit
      They can shove it

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    2. Amen and I'll raise you a Scooby Doo!

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  20. NUMBER ONE!
    Such fun!
    Well, maybe not today
    Too much work at my bay
    I need a trolley to get it out
    Does it make me shout?
    You bet....
    Hey, it's Thursday
    Such a fun day

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    1. haha damn, must be a ton
      If you need a trolley to push it into the sun

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  21. A big TV, not for me
    They had a drawing the other day
    At the place where I work away
    No ticket did I buy
    I didn't even try
    A big screen TV
    Just isn't for me

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    1. If you don't watch much
      No reason and such

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  22. orlin N cassie

    all de "stuff" in de werld canna buy ya a bit oh happee nezz ore even health....peepulz iz stooooooooopid, they all ways want de latest & grate est & de latest & gratest lastz like... one month... & then they gottta go buy "stuff" again......faaaaaaaaaaaaaa....we haz had de same bed & de same toyz for like yeerz !!!! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol so have we
      Works at our sea
      Latest and greatest is dumb
      They can stick it up their bum

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  23. It will be out of style soon..
    then he will swoon.
    the curved screens are in
    oh, such a sin.
    If you have to toot your own horn
    you must really feel forlorn. haha.

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    1. haha that you must
      Or in gas you trust
      And blah to the curved crap
      Not a fan at my side of the map

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  24. A mega screen TV
    Actually
    On it's way to you
    How very true
    Cause you really want one
    Have some fun
    Show it to the douche bag
    And tell them what a drag

    Gary, Gary, quite contrary....

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    1. lol mega for me?
      Well yipppeee
      The douche will lose
      Maybe I'll even take a cruise

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  25. I have a TV
    from 1997 and I decree
    It still is great to watch,
    there is not even a blotch.
    This guy is sad
    he goes with the latest fad.
    At least he has that big ass TV
    and everyone can let him be

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    1. haha that one is old
      But still works and takes hold
      Who needs more
      Yeah, pfft to his shore

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  26. A big TV is not for me.
    I seldom watch it anyway.
    I'd rather take a walk
    or have a long talk
    with my cats.
    And they don't care for TV.

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    1. The cat curls up on me
      When I watch at my sea

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  27. I usually just let others toot their own horn. If it makes them feel good to puff up their own ego, have at it. Of course, I also think "you're a douch bag" as well as I am walking away ;)

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    1. lol that thought seems to go around
      When such douchebags are found

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  28. I don't care what others have
    As long as they don't brag and boast
    When someone goes on and on
    I'd like to turn them on a roast

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    1. lol you eat them up?
      Damn, cannibal cup

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  29. My not so big tv has a big stripe down the right hand side of the screen. We've been talking about getting a new one for several years now. Good think I mostly listen to it instead of watch it. Maybe when the stripe covers half the screen, we'll get around to it!

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    1. lol that would annoy me
      Have to pitch it in the sea

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