Tuesday, November 17, 2015

The Tragic Of The Magic!

The cat has made fun of magic shows and we know how luck goes. The cat thinks the later is fake. Made up like a sunny snowflake. But then there is some who sound kinda dumb. It was magic. Oh so tragic.

Why did it work?
How did you get that perk?
It was as easy as can be.
It was magic you see.

Magic is behind it all.
See the writing on the wall?
Nope, because there was none.
It was magic having fun.

You made it.
You were quite a hit.
Effort in every bit.
Wait, magic did it.

No effort from you.
That can't do.
It was all magic at play.
Magic in every way.

Just like that coin.
You and your ear I can join.
Or maybe yank it away.
It is like magic every day.

Magic is back.
I stopped your heart attack.
Pffft no pill did that.
Any Dr. went scat.

Magic saves the day.
So let the magic play.
I put a spell on you.
Yeah, I went there at my zoo.

You're in need?
Just come and read.
No problem at all.
Wait, no writing on the wall.

So no need to read.
Let magic take seed.
How did you do it?
Magic, every little bit.

So don't try at all.
You will never fall.
Magic is at play.
Magic saves the day.

Do you say magic did it? Enjoy my magic fit? Maybe you can pull a coin from the ear. That is such great magic far and near. What, you don't believe me? Magic caused you to roll your eyes at your sea. Now I will go pass some gas out my magical little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

94 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT
    How's the mat?
    Where is Hank
    That Poetry Tank?
    Did he take advantage of my snore
    As all week I snored like a boar?
    Guess who's knocking on your door
    No more peeing on those X-mas trees
    No more kitty cat flees
    Where is Jax today?
    Who's that other girl at her bay?
    Did I mention this is a grrrrreat post?
    From coast to coast
    Don't mean to boast...
    Hey, it's Tuesday...
    Such a fun day!
    A great day to be a crock
    On a rock
    (Or a fox
    In a box
    Or a goat
    Staying afloat)

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    1. or a deer with no fear
      or an owl in a tree, the place to be
      or a trout that's swimming about
      or an untamed horse full of force
      or a blue guy who is rather shy

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    2. lol lots of questions from you
      You were up early at your zoo
      Got a big copy and paste
      In post haste
      Like a rhino
      With a wino
      Or a dino
      Eating the wino
      Or a cat pissing on a tree
      Not a fun sight to see
      Jax is her name
      No matter her claim
      That cat won't change
      That's a whole rearrange

      A shy Blue Guy?
      Pffft and I'm really an alien guy

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    3. That is what the blue guy claims
      as he blushes away..Throughout the day...

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    4. Such a liar
      His blue shoe is on fire

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    5. I never lie
      When I fly
      To the moon and back
      And my name ain't Mac

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    6. Always hairy
      Never flairy
      Aways scary

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    1. Good morning Blue
      Over to you!

      Hank

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    2. Almost in
      Seconds from the win

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    3. Blue is the new Flash
      Without the flashy cash

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    4. But you got powers
      You can run for hours

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    5. Good morning True
      How are you?
      Did you know I've got powers?
      I can run for hours
      I run on my couch
      Just need to close my eyes like a grouch

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    6. Running like that
      Doesn't impress a cat

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  3. Do some magic
    Get rid of tragic
    And my bills too
    But not my shoe
    Or Scooby Doo

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    1. stretching the dollar bill
      takes some real skill

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    2. Ugg to the bills
      They bring no thrills
      Jobless don't help
      I let them yelp lol

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    3. Can that great skill
      Make pockets fill?

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    4. I wish it could
      I know it should
      Now, excuse me while I go snore
      Like a boar
      On my couch, not the floor

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    5. Couch beats floor
      Enjoy the snore

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  4. I wish I could magically make some jerks disappear.
    Then the world would be much more clear.
    Poof with the wand and they would go away.
    Oh, that would be a magical day!

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    1. Send them to mars
      Or stick them behind bars
      In some far off land
      That would be grand

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  5. I don't know I think a bit of magic would be grand
    sprinkle radiant moon dust over the land
    hocus pocus - I'm standing on white sand
    sipping an umbrella drink while getting tanned...
    oops just an illusion, at the swipe of a hand...

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    1. Illusion it may be
      Or a delusion from thee
      Then in the looney bin you may go
      Hey, you can still pretend though

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    2. Illusion or delusion who is to say
      just ask Felix the cat he wears a magic hat and carries a bag of tricks and not the trixs that the rabbit eats each day

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    3. The cat can chew him up though
      Just paper don't you know lol

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    4. Haha the cat is clever
      as he chews away ...

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  6. The Tragic Of The Magic!
    Gullible falls prey real quick
    But some do work
    Done by mere quirks
    Fooled by their bag of tricks

    Hank

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    1. Fooled many can be
      As their tricks they can't see

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  7. Magic potions in the game of love
    Made by the witches from above
    Drink it down you sucker guy
    Don't let moments pass you by

    She reels you in just like a fish
    That looks appealing on a dish
    Next comes marriage, babies too
    Twas magic potion got the best of you

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    1. Damn, should have wrapped it
      And not drank that shit
      That drink did taste funny
      Wasn't worth the money

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  8. All sleight of hand. But it is cool to watch.

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    1. Yeah, can be cool to see
      As they try and fool thee

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  9. I guess the cat doesn't want a magic 8 ball for Christmas?

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    1. ask the 8ball, just to be sure. You never know

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    2. The cat would bat it around the floor
      And probably still has better advice than many at each shore

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  10. Magic magic in the air
    poof it's here, then in your hair
    then in your sleeve, then who knows where
    magic magic everywhere!

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    1. Damn, hopefully it doesn't go down my pants
      That could be worse than ants

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  11. Please bring your magic back for more!
    I want to see the sunny snowflake at your door!

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    1. lol that may be scary
      It could turn out hairy

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  12. Magic is fun to watch, a tragic to botch, especially when it's a human body being sawed in half, said a cat never.

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    1. That would suck
      Two pieces of a person and they'd be guck

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  13. I like to watch magic when it is on
    but never try to figure out how they did it
    too much thinking trying to figure out how they pulled it off
    sometimes it can give me a fit

    betty

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    1. haha don't want a fit
      Better to just enjoy it

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  14. You're going to put magicians out of business talking like that!
    Making their bank accounts go splat!

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    1. haha they may come after me?
      Sawing me in half at my sea

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  15. Magic shows are a thing of my past.
    Good work while I had it but it didn't last.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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  16. We all think magic is really fun. Now if Magic would just put out some huge bowls of food for all of us. You just never know what Magic can do.

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    1. haha putting out huge bowls is a win
      Sure not a sin

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  17. I'm a fan of the old magicians who did "little magic" The sleight of hand, the clever con. Also the history of performance magic is quite fascinating. However people who believe that magic, psychics, witchcraft and such can solve their problems are looney toons.

    Hey, I've come to see you two days in a row and it's more than you deserve, you feckless bastard :0)

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    1. lol yep, looney toons in every way
      Fun to watch the sleight of hand at play
      Awwww you must miss the cat
      Coming back to where we are at lol

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  18. I'd like some cash for Christmas to magically appear, now!

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  19. Hey, want to see some real magic? I make treats disappear nightly!

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    1. lol that is a win
      Just don't get a double chin

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  20. I need a little magic. I'm getting tired of working...

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    1. Working brings dough
      Hate it other than that though

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  21. Burn them all, in league with the devil!

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    1. lol get the cross ready
      Chuck the rocks and fire arrows steady

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  22. I always told my students that if magic was real, I would teach it and they would hate it and half would flunk it.

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    1. haha what about the other half of them?
      Spit up demon phlegm

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  23. I wish magic can fix the problems of the world :)

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    1. A twist on a nose
      And away goes the woes

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  24. Do you know one magical trick?
    See? I have a dollar.
    Now close your eyes -
    It's invisible...open again - surprise!
    it's here, though still from my side...lol

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    1. lol woweeeee
      That was impressive to me

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  25. I'm in agreement with Sherry. Now that would be sweet magic:)

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    1. lol and Santa too
      There at your zoo?

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    2. Santa Blue?
      With a blue suede shoe?

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    3. And some blue balls too
      Got it all at your zoo

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  27. orlin N cassie

    de food servizz gurls dad used ta pull coins outta her ear...... !!
    course him could talk like donald duck two and aza kid her dinna noe which waz cooler !!! ~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. haha the donald duck would be fun
      We'd go with that one
      Unless she got the money
      Then that would be more sunny

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  28. We went to a magic show at Universal Studios that was pretty neat. That is, until they tried hawking their magic kits to us at the end of the show. Hate it when something cool turns into a sales pitch!

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    1. haha yep, that seems to be the way
      Make more and more and steal your pay

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  29. I've never cared for magic, but hubby's into it. He loves learning the how to of the tricks. I don't like being fooled. :) Or the idea that they really want us to believe that they have. Like soothsayers, fortune tellers, just not my bag!

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    1. haha yeah, the idea they really want us to believe it it real
      Is kind of a dumb ordeal

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  30. Oh maybe the most icky of magicians is David Copsafeel

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  31. You can do maaaaaaagic... I don't know who signs that old song, but it started playing in my head when I was reading your post.

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    1. Stuck in your head you say
      Score one for my bay

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  32. I can appreciate magic
    And think some of it's fun
    I like to try and figure out
    The tricks that are run

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    1. Some and nifty indeed
      As they are taken seed

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  33. I love a good magic trick ~ I know it's all slight of hand and trickery, but it's such fun when a skilled magician fools me.

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