Monday, November 16, 2015

Three More To Add To The Lore!

The cat figured why not. Hey, may as well add to the book plot. Let the pile get high. I need to have stuff for every girl and guy. From kids books galore to novels at my shore. We've got Imagine Hatt episodes too and some adult books like the below in view.



 Profanity Granny is back.
This time on a crime fighting attack.
She stops purse snatchers and politicians too.
Even an animal abuser at her zoo.

Stopping crime every day.
That's the Profanity Granny way.
She may beat your rear.






Happy Humper is alive.
He has to hump to survive.
I know, a dog, right?
A dog at my site.

He humps with glee. 
Not gonna let him hump me.
Equal opportunity humper as well.






And Ready Eddie is the third.
This cat is really absurd.
He will piss on anything.
 He lets it fly and fling.

Sadly this is based off of a real cat.
His piss always went splat.
He let it fly at the other sea.

And so now three more books have come about. That makes four this month I put out. Not bad at all. I should be nearing 100 works overall at my hall. Any of the three appeal to thee? Yeah, I know I'm crazy as can be. The third one is all true. I may have embellished with the other two. Now I'm done with this book mass and I'll go use the litter with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

91 comments:

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    1. 5th in a row
      just a side-show!

      Hank

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    2. Half way there
      To double digits at my lair

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    3. Five in a row
      At the Kitty Cat show!

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    4. But what if Blue wakes up on time?
      Will he make The Poetry Tank rhyme?

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    5. Very unlike Blue to oversleep
      Where sweet dreams can lead
      Just wondering
      What's happening
      Still a good company to keep

      Hank
      Hank

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    6. He has a snoring going on
      Can't get up by dawn

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    7. Oh I'm awake, alright! Well, now I am...

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    8. Geez, early
      May get squirrely

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  2. Three More To Add To The Lore!
    4 more for the month to up the score
    Told you so
    Coming nearer
    100 will eventually be just a no.

    Hank

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    1. 100 will come in May
      I think so anyway

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    2. Just keep the good flag flying
      Prolific Pat and Cat combining
      It's fantastic
      It's no mystic
      Are in for something astounding

      Hank

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    3. The flag shall fly
      At least until 100 come from upon high

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  3. A humper, a pisser, and a bitch on wheels
    Now those books are helluva deals!

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    1. haha three tales are spun
      Although if you saw any in real life turn and run

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  4. Now here is something I never thought I'd witness
    a dog blatantly taking a piss
    all over your bay
    but yet it's here today
    think I'll buy the granny book
    I just gave it a look
    and it made me smile
    seems like it's worth my while

    Congrats on book five thousand, Pat!

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    1. A mutt can come
      Just don't sniff my bum
      Granny if back
      Giving bad guys a whack

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  5. WOW .....Three stories with salacious ways
    Aren't summer's sweet old lazy days
    Pissing cats are most ambitious
    Piss in the sink and do the dishes
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    Congrats again for another three
    Four in all, what a book spree

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    1. Blah, to piss and dishes
      Feed that cat to the fishes lol

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  6. Three more? Whoa!! Congratulations, Pat. I think I'd get rid of that cat though.

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    1. Had three in mind
      So all got done by my behind
      And yeah, that cat would get locked in a room forever
      After such a pissing endeavor

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  7. The Happy Humper... So you know my neighbor? Oh my... I'm slightly worried now. But Profanity Granny takes care of business, politicians included. I like her already.

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    1. haha she gets the job done indeed
      Want an extra happy humper at your feed

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    2. I'll pass
      I'd rather hear some jazz
      Or cats in heat
      Humping to the beat

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    3. lol cats in heat
      Can leave your ears in defeat

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  8. My granny's back?
    God I love her! I'm going to attack
    Her with crap in a sack
    Thanks for bringing her back!
    Congratulations, Pat Hatt
    With you and Granny, we've nothing to lack.

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    1. Granny goes for the win
      Doing criminals in
      Pickpockets and speeding
      All a good whooping is needing

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  9. Congratulations on three more at your shore! Granny sounds like quite a character.

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    1. Granny is fun to write for
      Here at my shore

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  10. Oh my three more to call your own
    Interesting plots I must say
    Not sure I'd be interested in any of them though
    But for others, I'm sure it would play

    betty

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    1. haha they are out there
      With the adult affair

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  11. Three all in one go? Wow, congrats! That's impressive! And three wonderfully off-color tales at that. I'm especially looking forward to the return of everyone's favorite badass swearing grandma.

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    1. Granny has some fun
      Making criminals run
      Off-color is the way
      When letting loose at our bay

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  12. A big trio of congrats Pat...let the pee flow free!

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    1. lol he sure let it flow free
      Everywhere with his pee spree

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  13. Profanity Granny is back!

    These are certainly on the adult side Cat. After all the kiddie books, the Cat is showing his true nature.

    Congrats on getting so many out there!

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    1. haha the cat couldn't hide it forever
      Needed to let his true nature out with a new book endeavor

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  14. What the heck, Pat? I hope your younger readers don't look up all you do on Amazon!

    I have to say, Profanity Grandma is intriguing!

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    1. haha I put them under my full name
      So they don't show with the kiddie claim

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  15. Count me in for more Profanity Granny. I hope it doesn't sound like my auto biography like the first one did.

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    1. lmao this one is more out there
      Not things she has done at her lair

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  16. Well, congratulations, Pat!! Another book to add to your repitua (sp?)! lol I'm assuming these aren't meant for all of the little mushy's out there. I hope not!

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    1. Is this The Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Where is Jax?

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    2. lol yeah, not meant for the kiddos at all
      More adult at my hall
      She wants to be tame
      With the new name claim

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  17. Hopefully no young readers of your other books gets this one by accident

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    1. Nah, it's under my full name
      So they won't find that claim

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  18. lol, profanity granny looks like a hoot! These are awesome!

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  19. Wow, good for you Pat, you are just putting books out right and left . You should be setting a new record. Keep up the good work. The illustrations are terrific.

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    1. Left and right they come out
      There sure isn't a drought

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  20. orlin N casie

    we.....iz....crackin...up !!!!!

    best fishes two dad pat on sales.....we dunno which iz funnier....troo lee !!!!
    ♥♥

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    1. lol the pissy one isn't funny in real life
      That can sure cause strife

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  21. I read the first Profanity Granny
    now we have Profanity Granny #2
    gee, who would've knew

    Did you send one her way?

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    1. lol she got one indeed
      As number 2 took seed

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  22. My goodness, Pat. I think you're the most prolific author I know. One of my indoor/outdoor cats is permanently outdoors because of bathroom proclivities. He hosed down our Christmas tree too. I really think he got confused, because he'd also get the shower curtain that had flowers on it.

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    1. lmao got confused with nature indoors at your sea
      We sure had one that was very nasty with the pee

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  23. Every time my neighbour comes to visit, she brings her dog. Every 3rd visit he shits on my floor. And I'm not talking baby poops. It's a long story, but she's actually a very nice lady. I think the dog hates me. Yet, I'm still a sweet ole granny with no profanity. Go figure.

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    1. hahaha just wants to mark your place
      With a giant poop embrace

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  24. Profanity Granny! LOL. Have you been talking to my mother?

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    1. lol seems there are a few
      That swear on cue

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    1. It's shocking... Pissing on a X-mas tree.... I mean.... Even a cat needs to know when to stop...

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    2. lol speechless, you?
      Score one for my zoo

      lol that cat did not
      It pissed on everything like a pissing robot

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  26. Amazing. Four books this month. Profanity Granny sounds like a character. I haven't met her. Congratulations.

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  27. They are all so naughty! What delight! Profanity Granny for president!

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    1. lol she may gets things done
      And have a little fun

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  28. Profanity Granny! Where can I get a grandma like her?

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  29. Wow, three out in quick succession. Congrats! I had a profanity granny. :P

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    1. haha they are fun
      With their profanity run

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  30. I had a profanity grampy. Married to a profanitiless granny, lol.

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    1. lol quite the pair
      Only one needs to swear

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  31. Amazing how many books you make
    you're on a roll, for goodness sake!

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    1. A roll of dough
      Would be nice to show

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  32. A couple of assignments for Granny have I
    Some politicians need her to punch them in the eye!

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    1. She would give it a go
      And maybe stomp on their toe

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  33. 3 more!
    Happiness galore.
    Old Granny is needed everywhere
    even if her face looks like an old mare.
    Humpy dog must be happy
    let him hump but make it snappy!
    As for the pee going cat?
    That cat needs to go splat.

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    1. haha the cat needs to indeed
      The others are fine to take seed

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  34. Humping and pissing
    And a granny who is swearing
    What next will Pat tackle
    He's shameless and daring

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  35. Congrats, Pat! I like Profanity Granny's attitude. I can think of a few politicians to sic her on.

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    1. lol she'd take them down
      Flush them like they were something brown

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