So today I am writing my 2000th post. This isn't the 2000th post to post at my coast. Are you confused at your sea? That is nothing new when visiting me.
2000 have come and not gone.
I've written them for each dawn,
But they have not shown.
Did the bell ding at the tone?
That is right.
Scheduled at my site.
Even the 24 in one day.
Can celebrate twice that way.
2000 sure is a feat.
Never would have guessed it at my street.
Figured I'd make a rhyme or three,
Then run off on some other spree.
But here we are,
2000 at my sand bar.
Even if they don't show.
You believe me though.
And all original too.
Take that Hollywood redo.
You can't top the cat.
Maybe in $$ where you're at.
2000 is off though.
That 2 has to go.
Guess I'll have to make it to 10,
To appease my OCD at my den.
Hey, 2000 only took 5 years or so,
Means I got another 20 to go.
Wouldn't that be nifty?
Still rhyming when I'm fifty.
Any guess what post 2000 will be?
Could go anywhere at my sea.
But then I already have gone everywhere.
So maybe you'll just sit and stare.
A nice white screen.
Hopefully it will be clean.
I can't promise though,
Especially if you are as dirty as a crow.
2000 I'll say once more.
Took a ton at my shore.
How many words you think that is?
Quite a lot with the rhyming biz.
Got to 2000 yet at your sea? Do you schedule ahead like me? It can be rough to do if you have a current news of any kind zoo. Otherwise as easy can be. I wonder what the 2000th post is that you will see? Maybe Gloria will get her zombie feet? That might be neat. I bet I'll still have gas and still be a little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.