Thursday, December 24, 2015

A Day Of Done With The Fun!

The cat is relaxing away here at our bay. We are back from that other sea, I really hate visiting nanny. But shhh don't tell. Profanity Granny may raise hell.

Back to life,
Free from strife.
Or barred with it.
Like the 9-5 shit.

No longer merry,
Back to contrary.
How life goes.
People and their woes.

Like a flip of a switch,
From saint to bitch.
Whoops, did I say that?
Such a naughty cat.

The trees are out.
Done snacking on trout.
Or would that be turkey?
Some may chow down on jerky.

The red suits are gone,
No lights on the lawn.
All collecting dust again,
Unless you decorate "early" at your den.

The kids are in school,
The air is cool.
The snow is falling.
I find that appalling.

Bills to be paid.
Call that fair trade?
Or maybe dumb luck?
Yeah, go and pass the buck.

First you'd need a buck to pass.
Maybe use a loonie mass.
Could go all toonie.
Don't you love this cartoony?

No more cheery songs,
Unless nuts sucking on bongs,
I can't vouch for them guys.
Hey, I tell no lies.

I can now nap,
Without a butt sniffer chap.
Such a peaceful time.
Unless you're a mime.

What was that? I'm off where I'm at? I'm still stuck at nanny's you say? This horrible day hasn't gone away? Hmph, the cat will have to wish harder to go home. Pat is so rude for making us roam. But Merry Christmas Eve to all as you deck the hall. Hey, it's June with this pass, so I don't need to be a cheery little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

53 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT ON THE MAT!
    What... no final minute X-mas shopping
    As the pennies keep dropping
    Never stopping
    More shop hopping?
    Hey, it's Thursday...
    Such a fun day!
    Grrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!
    As R Is stuck in a jar
    Not a box
    With a fox

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    1. No pennies here
      Done away with I fear
      So it will have to be a nickel
      Or people may get fickle

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    2. How about a buck
      Brings good luck
      And then you get stuck
      Still beats getting hit by a truck

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    3. Yeah, beats the truck
      hitting a buck

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  2. And they call ME Blue...
    I guess Santa needs to visit your shoe
    And tell you all about the beauty of X-mas day
    And how nice it could be at the Kitty Cat Bay :p

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    1. Bah, the cat will run and hide
      Who needs his sleigh ride

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    2. A furry sleigh
      Don't say nay
      Like that car in Dumb and Dumber
      Didn't fly - such a bummer!
      Don't jinge bell, be the drummer

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    3. It wouldn't fly
      No dog in the sky
      Jingle a drummer?
      Hmmm are you a slummer

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  3. Just click the heels of those red shoes
    Like Dorathy waken from your snooze
    No place like home, no place like home
    Why do we always have to roam?
    I hate to travel, it's a fright
    Sleep in rooms where bed-bugs bite
    Eat GMO's three times a day
    For killing one slowly, they make you pay

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    1. That they surely do
      Get you with ease at their zoo
      Best to stay home
      Screw the gmo and going where bed bugs roam

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  4. Got a bit confused here when I started to read
    Thought you had scheduled this at the wrong place
    But then as I continued on and picked up the pace
    I saw that you were exactly where you wanted to be and not ahead

    betty

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    1. haha the cat was on task
      Did you even need to ask?

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  5. A Day Of Done With The Fun!
    Year 2015 has been a good run
    Merry Christmas
    All are blessed
    Hopes all well under the sun

    Hank

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    1. A good one indeed
      For the most part at my feed

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  6. Gee all done with Christmas at your sea
    did you already take down your tree...
    I hope it was Merry and bright
    before you turned out the lights


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  7. Merry Christmas Eve Pat and cats!!!

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  8. You will survive
    Despite the busy hive
    Just don't take a dive
    But hide for at least five

    Happy Christmas Eve to Pat
    And best wishes to every bird, dog and cat!

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    1. hide we did
      Flipped our lid
      Mutts aren't fun
      But the cat bit one on the bun lol

      Same to you
      And even birds too

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    2. Laughing at the bite
      Even though it's not right

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    3. lol he let out a little yelp
      And then ran for help

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  9. Merry Christmas to Pat,
    And of course, to each cat!

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  10. Merry Christmas Eve to Pat and the cats and whoever else. Santa is on his way.

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    1. Santa hopefully will be nice
      And give us a pretty price

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  11. I think The Grumpy Cat
    At ornaments needs to bat
    Knock them clear across the floor
    Then you'd be purring for more!

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  12. Merry Christmas Eve to you and the cats. May there be plenty of catnip in their stockings.

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    1. The cat wouldn't argue with that
      Here where we are at

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  13. Merry Christmas Eve to the Cat and the Pat

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  14. Merry Christmas Eve to you too!!

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    1. Merry to your hall
      Merry to dogs and all

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  15. I hope the cat has gotten a little more into the holiday spirit since June :)

    Merry Christmas to Pat and his crazy cats!

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    1. haha he may have now
      6 months later with his meow

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  16. My cats aren't too impressed with Christmas. But the dogs are absolutely nuts about the ham. Good thing we are having roast beef tomorrow.

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    1. They just want a snack
      Thinking ham doesn't lack

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  17. I hope this means Xmas songs are through
    Cuz one more Silent Night I cannot do
    But Merry Christmas to the two of you!

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    1. Haha they can get on the nerves indeed
      Especially with bad singers taking seed

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  18. I hope the Christmas spirit was more revived in Dec. than it seemed to be in June. ;) Merry Christmas!!

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    1. haha it may have got there
      Hope a good one is had at your lair

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  19. Glad you all survived
    the sting of the other hive!
    Hope they gave you presents, too
    and maybe some money, to!

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    1. Money and presents did come
      Works for my little rhyming bum

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  20. Humm! I'm not sure about you, Cat! Christmas all tucked away at your bay? By Christmas Eve? Nothing comes down in our house until after Old Christmas on January 6th. I learned in Newfoundland that Christmas was meant to be celebrated at least 12 days! But whatever makes you happy ~ that's what counts.

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    1. lol nothing goes up or down
      Here in our apartment town

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