Wednesday, December 9, 2015

A Little Here With A Helpful Cheer!

Don't you just love the bankers? They are all a bunch of crummy wankers. At least most of them the cat has met. They just annoy this pet.

Look at your account,
It has an amount.
We can't have that.
Come chew the fat.

Not my fat.
We can't have that.
Plus it's nasty to.
But that you knew.

Sit with me,
It's all free.
Hear what we want.
I won't taunt.

We are here to help,
So you won't yelp.
That is our way,
Each and every day.

So you have money.
That is really funny.
You know no one else does,
Forget the mattress fuzz.

They set up this and that.
They are happy where they are at.
They can be brain dead.
Not having to get out of bed.

Automatically have us do it.
Automatically it by every bit.
Automatically take the cake.
Automatically investments we'll make.

Set it up to run,
Then go and have fun.
It is that easy.
No need to get cheesy.

We'll take your dough,
Automatically it will flow.
Flow into this and that,
Even easy enough for a cat.

Automatically pay every bill.
Automatically pay for a thrill.
Automatically save and invest.
Automatic is just the best.

Pfffft says the cat. Stick your automatic this and that. I control where it goes, so pound that up your banker nose. Even if there isn't much there. I won't fall for your stupid automatic stare. Go all automatic at your sea? Sure as heck isn't for me. They can automatically have the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

71 comments:

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    1. Not much to paste today
      With your #1 display

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    2. I had to split...
      You know, more than just a bit
      Then I got stuck on the road
      Like a toad

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    3. Stuck in traffic you say
      There at your bay

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  2. Automatic is the word of the day
    At your Kitty Cat bay
    Well, you're right
    Day and night
    Those bankers can stuff it
    Bit by bit!

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    1. That they can indeed
      Automatically at their feed

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  3. I don't even bank on line, so take that, bankers!

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    1. haha it is easier online though
      But can still make them eat crow

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  4. I don't like automatic payments because when they screw up it can take forever to unscrew it.

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    1. Yep, and screw it up they do
      Way more than a time or two

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  5. You gave the bankers the automatic gas
    Take that boob banker, for giving all that sass
    All they deserve is a purple haze
    And maybe then destruct in a mighty blaze

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    1. Go boom in a fire of doom
      That would sure bring no one gloom

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  6. I wish more people would automatically put money in our account!

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    1. That would be grand
      Work for our land

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  7. A Little Here With A Helpful Cheer!
    But what can you expect from a banker
    Laughing gleefully
    After your money
    But disappears when you seek help later

    Hank

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    1. Yep, runs far away
      No help after got your pay

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  8. We only do our mortgage on auto pay though the banks really want you to do it. We're paperless for most things though my husband doth protest. Scary sometimes paying online when so many places get hacked.

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    1. Yeah, but people can steal mail easy too
      Just more likely to catch them at your zoo

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  9. We are with Brian, if only someone would put money in our account automatically. I only do one or two automatic payments.

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    1. Yep, a good thing to be with indeed
      Up the account at high speed

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  10. Watch those automatic fees
    as bankers take them with glee

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  11. Well, I have to disagree with you, Pat! I love automatic ~ especially automatic savings. I have everything on automatic. That said, I never use an ATM. I always go to the bank, where I know most of the tellers, and I reconcile my bank account weekly in my "old fashioned" banking record book. You have your OCD things, and so do I! Understanding exactly what is happening with our money is mine! Have a good one!

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    1. haha I'm to ocd to let the auto go
      I'm in control at my show

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  12. I have a few auto pays. I keep a watch that the money is withdrawn right. I Think of the woman whose mummified body is was found five years later due to autopsy. They found her when bills were no longer paid.

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    1. haha well at least she was found at her sea
      Still that is sad it a no bill paying spree

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    2. Don't you just love autocorrect? I couldn't write such strange sentences without it.

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    3. Is was
      Had the autocorrect buzz lol

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  13. I have 2 auto pays here
    one for the gas for the house and one for the car
    it does make it very easy to take care of business
    and then I have more time to stare at stars

    betty

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    1. Can stare away
      There at your bay
      With it done
      On with fun

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  14. I'm with the cat. I don't like automatic, although I have a couple. I prefer to write checks, rather then to have everyone in the world know my account number. So there.

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    1. Yep, everyone knowing is a pain in the butt
      Especially when they screw up at their hut

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  15. Some I auto pay
    Some I choose not to
    Hate the myriad of fees
    That make me feel blue

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    1. Yep, fees up the ying yang
      As out the money does clang

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  16. I used to be a teller, so should I take offense to this?? I do know that as a teller we are offered a commission type of incentive to sell you bank products. Any type of sales is annoying, so I'll give it to you. lol lol

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    1. lol the cat wins, yipppeee
      Another time he beat thee

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  17. We went with a credit union and do everything online. It makes life much, much easier.

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    1. Online is easy as can be
      No auto crap pay to see

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  18. I've probably written five posts over the years about my hatred for the banking industry.

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    1. haha they deserve it all
      At each and every blog wall

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  19. I agree, no automatic payments for me. If I want my money to move, it goes when I tell it to. But I still pay online (it's a better use of my time) rather than writing a check, cause, like, what the heck? Go paper free, that's better for me!

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    1. Yep, online is a better way to pay
      But they can stick their auto pay any day

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  20. I don't bank online, not me
    Auto pay on requirement only
    Everything possible in person I pay
    Guard my accounts carefully every day

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    1. A good thing to do
      Guarding is wise of you

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  21. There's a reason why in the UK "bankers"/ rhymes with "w......"! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. lol a good rhyme indeed
      Wankers at every feed

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  22. Coins & dollars for sale
    Projects and holdings are frail.
    Bring them on home.
    Don't purchase alone.
    Every service we give
    Will not help you live.
    Muhu-ha-ha-ha!

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    1. haha how evil the laugh
      They must train staff
      Get the laugh down
      Win an evil crown

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  23. Every time I make a deposit they try to get me to do those things.
    I just tell them no thank you and with that the frowns they bring.
    lol....

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    1. lol I'm not as polite as you
      A grunt is all that may come due
      But if the push they get more
      Pound sound may get an encore

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  24. They are very helpful when you have money:)

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    1. Yeah, other than that
      They are full of scat

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  25. They roll out the red carpet when you make money
    and your credit rating is great, honey
    but have a few months of bad luck
    and they will refuse you thinking you are one dumb F*&%
    Automatic is OK
    provided the person looks at it every day.

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    1. lol sums them up well
      As they damn many to hell

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  26. Going all automatic computer payments is scary. All it takes is one good solar glare, and all our money fades away into the cloud.

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    1. Yep, that is all it will take
      Or some nut with an emp that gives it a shake

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  27. All computer all the time is just scary. Computers break, there are viruses and hackers and power outtages.

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    1. Yep, can screw you in the end
      And that is the growing trend

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  28. Honestly, I can't remember the last time I personally paid a bill. Jason does all that, and I'm pretty sure he has autopay set up on most of the bills. It's just one less thing to worry about sending off each month I suppose.

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    1. True, one less thing to worry about
      Until they screw you and take more out

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  29. Automatically pay
    money flows away
    day after day
    what more can I say?

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    1. Flows no matter what
      Like gas from a butt lol

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  30. Bankers... oh, man, don't even get me started.

    Few people know that almost every problem we have in this country can be traced back to International Bankers. Nope, that's not an exaggeration.

    To fix this country, the first thing (and most important thing) we'd need to do is abolish The Federal Reserve.
    1) It's not "Federal" (it's a monopoly on our money in the hands of PRIVATE International Bankers).
    2) It has no "Reserves".
    3) It prints our money and LOANS it to us with interest.

    Yep, it's just green ink on paper that private bankers print. "Uncle Scam" borrows the money from the bankers and "We The People" get to pay the interest on the loan.

    Sometimes truth really IS stranger than fiction.

    In the last two presidential elections, "We The People" could have elected a man (Ron Paul) whose grandest objective was to audit and then abolish The Federal Reserve. But "We The People" felt it was more important to elect a certain man (Obama) just because he had Black skin.

    Yeah, "We The People"
    are the "Americonned Sheeple".

    Book Recommendation:
    'THE CREATURE FROM JEKYLL ISLAND'
    by G. Edward Griffin

    ~ D-FensDogG
    'Loyal American Underground'

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    1. lol Sheeple, I like that
      The sheep go for the scat
      They all wanted to feel like they helped make history happen by electing him
      Never realizing that train of thought was rather dim
      All about them feeling important as can be
      When really screwing themselves over for free
      And yeah, the money keeps on pouring out
      Bail outs galore they shout
      And let China own most everything
      As long as the federal reserve can still print it and go cha ching

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    2. Have to check out that book
      Also here at my nook

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