Thursday, December 17, 2015

A Miracle For You At My Zoo!

The cat sees another word thrown around a ton. I guess all aren't satisfied with an awesome this and awesome that run. They have to throw miracle into the mix. Miracle sure has a bag of tricks.

It's sooooooo wowing.
All should be bowing.
It's a miracle I got this post done.
I mean look, there's the sun.

What a miracle that is.
The sun and its shiny biz.
It is so miraculous to see.
How did a post ever come due by me?

A miracle I tell you.
It has to be true.
See that smudge on the wall?
It is a miracle, that's all.

Wow, I took a dump in the litter.
That even impressed the babysitter.
A miracle I tell you it was.
Not something just because.

A miracle I can shit.
Wow, think I could sell it?
Bottle it by the pound.
Could sell plenty to a hound.

It is a miracle I'm typing this to you.
It is a miracle that it is in view.
Such a miraculous fate.
It's a miracle it doesn't post late.

Wow, aren't you thrilled?
Your mind must be filled.
It is so miraculous today,
As I type away at my bay.

Look, my fingers didn't fall off my hand.
Wow, that is oh so grand.
A miracle if I ever saw one.
Damn, miracles happen a ton.

I really need to bottle it.
Then I can make a miracle hit.
Miracles for one and all,
Just sniff it back at your hall.

Miracle Air in a bottle.
Coming to you full throttle.
Just open it and suck back the air,
Then miracles will happen everywhere.

It is a miracle you didn't order 50,000 bottles right now. It is a miracle if you truly have a cow. All miracled out at my sea? Think every last thing is a miracle to thee? Pffffft says the cat. Most things are no more a miracle than my scat. Just humans reaching for some stupid thing like luck and passing the buck. Now some may occur indeed but not every other thing at ones feed. Now I am through with my sass and away I go with my miraculous little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

58 comments:

  1. A Miracle For You At My Zoo!
    Long-time blessings all true
    Divine help
    'nice to get'
    But may still get the blues!

    Hank

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, may not win
      Miracles can do some in

      Delete
  2. Miracle Air in a bottle. I'd buy that.
    Right now, I'd say the real miracle is that we're going to get the first decent Star Wars movie since Jedi. (Or since Spaceballs if you're inclined to count that one.)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Got one buy
      Off the shelves it may fly

      Yeah, that is a miracle indeed
      Never thought I'd see the day at my feed

      Delete
  3. One miracle, 2 miracles, 3 miracles, 4
    Look I am counting...... miracles by the score
    Oh dear it's raining.....raining right on my parade
    Poo on the miracles, it was all a big fat charade

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. A miracle game of life
      Not a game night with the wife
      But a game of charades every day
      Pretending miracles are always at play

      Delete
  4. We sure misuse lots of words
    The way we sometimes use this one is absurd

    betty

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yep, absurd it can be
      With each miracle spree

      Delete
  5. It is true this word is misused but there truly are real miracles. I have experienced several. But great post.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, some can be out there
      But no as many with the miracle affair

      Delete
  6. We could use some of that miracle air in the litter box room!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol two bottles sold
      A hit could take hold

      Delete
  7. Well, we are in the most miraculous season of the year.....
    I will just enjoy the season and forget about miracle air. Smiles.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol enjoy it as it comes to be
      While I sell miracle air for all at my sea

      Delete
  8. Many many years ago, a child was born and by age 30, would transform the world. We all say Happy Birthday to Isaac Newton on the 25th

    ReplyDelete
  9. A miracle would be good at times. But I've seen very few and would depend on none.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yep, depend on none
      As depending on miracles gets you nowhere fun

      Delete
  10. I remember when my mom was sick that a few of her cousins stopped by to drop off a "miracle card". Apparently this card helps to bring about miracles. Look, I want to believe in them as much as the next person, but I think you're right, cat!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha yeah, if miracles cold be brought about by a card
      Then they'd be used for everything that is hard

      Delete
  11. Personally, I enjoy a good miracle! The cat is becoming a real party pooper!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha a party pooper the cat can be
      Maybe even literally at ones sea

      Delete
  12. ha! this comes at the right time,
    because declaring "A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!" is totally my line,
    though I must admit I say it all throughout the year,
    because, like you're poking fun at, we consider the most basic things reason to cheer

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha the cat enjoys poking fun
      As miracles are sure shouted a ton

      Delete
  13. If you have any extras, send some of those miracles my way. Please!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol think we ran dry long ago
      Here at our blog show

      Delete
  14. orlin N cassie

    itza miracle de food servizz gurl haz knot killed a familee memburr... yet ~~~~~

    heerz two a mustache triggerfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That would land her in jail
      You better have some money for bail

      Delete
  15. Would the Fountain of Youth be a miracle?
    Do you still look with me, not being hysterical?
    What about the pot of gold?
    We can't find it if we grow old!
    A miracle we need
    a real one, indeed.
    Not the overused silly absurd
    but the real miracle word. haha.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha both of those would count
      And give us a high miracle amount
      The fountain of youth may have skipped town
      While that pot of gold turned rather brown

      Delete
  16. I'm back!
    A miracle happened today
    As I shood the uber politician away
    How's that for great news at my bay
    So I'm back to play
    How's The Cat
    On his mat?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Shooed them away
      Good one at your bay
      Did you flush them down the loo?
      Or beat them with your shoe?

      Delete
    2. More like a subtle ambush
      Was about to give them a final push

      Delete
    3. Subtle is a good way
      Can avoid a jail stay

      Delete
  17. Guilty as charged at my bay
    I try to recognize a miracle every day
    The sun comes up, the clouds turn pink
    Leaves flutter in the breeze with no skunk stink
    Flowers bloom, butterflies play, birds sing
    Lavender charms and so does spring
    Autumn paints such beautiful shades
    Then snowflakes conduct twinkling raids
    So many glorious things to see
    So many miracles at my sea

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha I'll nod and agree
      And at least the leaves have no cat pee

      Delete
  18. If its done too many times, it ain't a miracle for sure ~

    Have a good holiday Pat ~

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Nope, not one bit
      But still can be a hit

      Delete
  19. Tomorrow will be miracle
    thrown from the sky
    will fill us with a joy & fear
    you know, this is ...snow flies! lol

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. blah, we'd run away
      If the snow came to stay

      Delete
  20. What about Miracle Whip? Doesn't that count as a real miracle? Probably not.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Nah, not even close to it
      We can't stand that shit

      Delete
  21. Miracles can happen
    That I firmly believe
    But the word is overused
    That's my pet peeve

    ReplyDelete
  22. It was a miracle that my parents didn't beat the sh-t out of me. I was a PITA!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. A miracle you say
      Being a pain in the ass at your bay

      Delete