Saturday, December 19, 2015

A Nut Attack Once More At My Shack!

The cat must have a target on his back. Maybe it's a clear target I lack? Should I walk around with an F the crazies sign? Then they may stray far far away from the feline. I suppose it could be worse. At least it wasn't Flappy that made me curse.

Christmas is the devil.
It's so not on the level.
It twists everything around.
Like a tail chasing hound.

You shouldn't celebrate it.
Nope, not one bit.
Takes away from religious ways.
Santa has everyone in a daze.

You can't believe in him.
That is just dim.
He makes everything grim.
Christ is the one true HIM.

Let him in.
Christmas is sin.
Don't buy a thing.
Give and give at your wing.

Give to the church.
We need a new perch.
Come and give to us.
See, we are making a fuss.

So give away.
Christmas takes your pay.
We use your pay.
Now come our way.

Ignore the fat guy.
He's just a lie.
Give Christ a try.
Then you won't fry.

This is the way.
Come and join the fray.
Otherwise you are wrong.
Come sing our song.

No cheery tunes.
They are for loons.
Christmas is a drag.
Follow us with a tail wag.

Here, take a pamphlet home.
I bet to us you'll roam.
We are the way.
Heed what we say.

Yep, there were nuts outside a store going on and on and on by the door. Christmas is oh so bad. Religion is oh so rad. Can't have both, just one. Christmas isn't supposed to be given a run. Pffft all these crackpots get is sass from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

62 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Who got spanked on the ass at you mat?
    Or was it in the snow
    At somebody else's show?
    The things that people say
    When they want to play
    Hey... it's Saturday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. haha things they say
      Sure come out the wrong way
      Unless they want to get kinky
      Down there with umm blinky?

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  2. Can't have both just one?
    That can't be fun

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  3. Don't like it one bit
    When in my face they shove it
    I have my own spin on faith
    Despite what "they" saith

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    1. Yep, a good way to be
      I ignore their damn spree

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  4. A Nut Attack Once More At My Shack!
    It is Christmas not a religious fad
    Serious business
    One is a witness
    Let's celebrate the way we always had

    Hank

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    1. Serious business it is
      With the selling and repent biz

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  5. Christ and Christmas go hand-in-hand for me
    but I love to put presents up under that tree!! :)

    You should have given the naysayers a gift, lol

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    1. lmao a gift of cat shit in a jar
      Not sure that would have went far

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  6. Guilt, guilt .....makes you give
    Money falls like through a sieve
    Give more if you like your style of liv'n
    Give STILL more if you want to be forgiven
    They need a new building or they can't pray
    Only on Sundays, not any time of day
    Open up your checkbook, write a big check
    Or you could tell them, GO HIT THE DECK

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    1. Go hit the deck is a nice way
      I'd be more crass at my bay
      Can take their stupid new building and bite me
      And that is still putting it nicely

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  7. You better watch out, Santa Claus is coming to town, dude!

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    1. Let him come
      The cat will kick him in his jolly fat bum

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  8. Great comment Ann. We had better all watch out. Santa will soon be here. It is fun to give when one can give.

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  9. Those crackpots need to find some duct tape...for their mouths!

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    1. haha that they do
      And leave it there at their zoo

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  10. aghh How many nuts are ? didn't??
    And the nuts love internet lol
    Merry Christmas Pat :) :)

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    1. That the nuts do
      Everywhere in view
      Hope a merry christmas is also had
      There at your pad

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  11. People shouldn't take away the joy of the holiday
    And learn to keep their mouths shut up
    To each their own I say
    And I salute that with my coffee cup

    betty

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    1. Yep, shut up they should
      If only they would

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  12. Seems like he missed the point
    With his nose out of joint.
    Christmas is a celebration of Christ's birth
    Or did he forget that with his head a wide girth?
    I've never understood the getting in your face
    To tell others about your faith.
    Living it out makes more sense
    And people will notice if they aren't too dense.

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    1. Yeah, that is a much better way
      Instead of shoving it in ones face each day

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  13. I agree with Betty.... To each his own. I hate being preached to by anyone.

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    1. Yep, anyone on anything
      They can go have an awful fling

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  14. One thing we all should remember is the true meaning of Christmas. Santa has his place, but the birth of Jesus Christ is the reason for the season. And it should have not just one day, but everyday of the year. Merry Christmas to all.

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    1. Yeah, nice to remember indeed
      But not shoved down ones throat at their feed

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  15. PAT & CAT ~
    You really outdid yourself with these two:

    Christmas is the devil.
    It's so not on the level.
    It twists everything around.
    Like a tail chasing hound.

    Ignore the fat guy.
    He's just a lie.
    Give Christ a try.
    Then you won't fry.

    Personally, I believe in BOTH, Santa AND Christ (although I admit I believe in the latter much more).

    Sheesh! If you see them again, whatever you do, don't tell 'em I like brandy in egg nog. (A lot of those ultra-religious folks forget Who it was who changed water into 757 bottles of wine - that's 150 gallons of wine! We could have a time that's fine
    With 150 gallons of wine!)

    ~ D-FensDogG
    'Loyal American Underground'

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    1. haha it did just flow
      As the nuts shouted high and low
      I think Santa may be a smidgen more fake
      But at one point sure some jolly fat guy did partake
      lol they do seem to forget that
      As they shout like some dingbat

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    2. hmm - that is very true - I could use a glass of wine...

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  16. Radicalization comes in all shapes and sizes, or should I say religions and beliefs!?

    Merry Christmas!

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    1. Yep, that it surely does
      And around one they do buzz

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  17. Well, I guess you could just nod and walk away
    it sounds like they had a personal agenda
    better not tell them about Mommy kissing Santa Claus
    under the xmas tree then they might break out their claws..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e4FFSdtkUs

    ok, just had too..lol..

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    1. That they just might
      I usually just take flight
      Screw messing with the nuts
      Who talk out their butts

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  18. Christmas should bring fun
    not people who grouch
    they better watch out or
    nothing for them in Santa's pouch!

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    1. Not a thing
      Sure them right at their wing

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  19. Yes, Christmas is the celebration of Jesus Christ should not be forgotten. Santa is just a happy reminder and a good one to believe in too. It should be fun and a thankful time.

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    1. Should be fun all around
      And twice today you are found

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  20. Oh, Flappy!!!! I miss her and her french meow oui oui!! Hahaha

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    1. lol been quite a while
      Thankfully she went out of style

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  21. Remember the reason for the season, which is Christians stealing pagan holidays as their own.


    Keep Thor in Thursday

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  22. Sounds like they needed a beat down with a bag of coal.

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    1. That would be nice
      But probably sue for a high price

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