Sunday, December 13, 2015

Another That's Best Above The Rest!

So the cat has made fun of best before as everything seems to claim it at its shore, but what of those everyday people saying this is the best? Are they as dumb as each and every other best pest?

This is the best.
They say it with zest.
Like it passes a test,
And beats all the rest.

But what of the best?
Can it be your guest?
Best of the west?
This isn't a test.

Best is a pest.
Spray that on a crest.
The pest of best.
That would be quite the fest.

And guess what?
Say it in a rut.
Say it like a nut.
Say it as King Tut.

Not the best at all.
Even if you stand tall.
Could it be the best?
Yep, may beat all the rest.

But do you truly know?
99.9999% sure that's a no.
No and know with my flow.
Cheating a bit, I know.

Why can't you truly know?
You saw its pretty glow.
So you must be right.
Yeah, and a cat won't bite.

You can say it is the best book.
You can say it is the best look.
You can say it is the best flick.
Best can be shouted by every hick.

But doesn't make it true.
Not in the least bit from you.
What would make it true?
That's easy to come due.

Read EVERY single book ever written.
Now with the best you can be smitten.
You can be 100% sure it is the best.
Isn't best just a pest?

That would also mean your opinion is 100% right too. My, the best sure has a hold on the human crew. Maybe just stick with great. Or the over used, "that was awesome," trait. Do you say the best with class? Now you've been wised up by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

67 comments:

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    1. Three #1 in a row
      Dice with lucky throw

      Hank

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    2. Hank
      Everyone must be asleep
      I can't hear one single peep

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    3. Manzie,
      Real good rest they do need
      That made them fast asleep
      A tiring day
      Been at play
      There'll be days for a gig

      Hank

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    4. 3 in a row
      Look at you go
      The cat was sleeping in too
      Do that time to time at our zoo

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    5. Hank is the best at this, unless things go blue

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    6. Blue sneaks in
      With his copy and paste win

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    7. Lucky break these days, Adam
      Sometimes they do happen

      Hank

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    8. Blue was fighting the P.C. Brigade

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    9. I just might
      It'll take one more fight

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    10. Flight to Bora Bora
      To umm whora whora

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  2. Another That's Best Above The Rest!
    Surely been through lots of tests
    Say it right
    Say it tight
    Quit fooling to say it all in zest

    Hank

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  3. Sing it in a song
    Or print it on a thong
    Best is best
    Take a tip from the rest
    A wobble and a feather
    Bounce it like a tether
    Put it to a vote
    Play it in remote
    It's still best you say
    Then the vote must be OK

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    1. The vote came back a win
      That isn't a sin
      Let the sheep spin
      Take the best on the chin

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  4. Fabulous and marvelous are good words as well. Best is too subjective.

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    1. Yeah, best makes it seem like there is no other one
      Those two work better when given a run

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  5. Yup, there is a lot that could be written about the best of anything. There is no best in general. Just all in one's mind. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. All in one's mind indeed
      As the best takes seed

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  6. Best may not be the same for all
    why not use fantastic or incredible
    you could even use unforgettable
    enjoy the last few days of fall


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    1. Yeah, that is the best way
      Best the best and have a new say

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  7. Best and New and Improved need to take a hike!

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    1. That they both do
      As a lie that usually comes through

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  8. Oh that nap was the best of bester!
    What, you're a mattress tester?
    Whilst you may think it was the bee's knees,
    I might compare it to sleeping with fleas.

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    1. lol depends on the back
      And if fleas are had at your shack

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  9. the best is the worst
    for some
    and opposite - right
    under star

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    1. Opposite the best can be
      For many from sea to sea

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  10. This post would be the best post yet if we were using the word best but since we're not...it's an unsurpassed post;)

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    1. lol unsurpassed works
      That one has its perks

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  11. I might have used this term once or twice but it is always just my opinion and others have their own...even if they are wrong:)

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    1. haha some are wrong
      Some need to sing a new song

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  12. Agree with you today at your bay.
    Her best is not his and his is not mine
    That’s not to say their best is not fine.
    But best is a very singular thing
    Another’s best rarely makes my heart sing.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Yep, best is a matter of opinion most times
      And opinions are like assholes so many chimes

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  13. Say it as King Tut?
    "That'd be quite a feat," he said.
    "I may be a nut,
    but I think he is dead."

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    1. Can speak to the dead
      May be well fed

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  14. Say it as King Tut?
    "That'd be quite a feat," he said.
    "I may be a nut,
    but I think he is dead."

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  15. I agree with Truedessa
    best is a matter of opinion!

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  16. Things will be best
    until something else comes along
    and then we will be singing its merits
    all day long

    betty

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    1. That we will
      The best always gets a new bill

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  17. Big, better best, surely you must jest. :)

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  18. I am guilty of over-using awesome. I tried for a few days to cut the use and people thought I was depressed. I suppose things must remain awesome, so people don't worry.

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    1. lol have to keep awesome at play
      So all will have a nice day

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  19. Well all I know
    Is that I'm the best
    Problem with that?
    Too bad... head west

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    1. But I want to go east?
      I hear there is a feast

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    2. Well if there's a feast
      Then I too will head east

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  20. If I land in the middle, that's ok. I'm usually not the best at anything, anyway.

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  21. I used to have a T-shirt when I was a teenager that said, "Damn it, I am the best."

    I wore it to school once and was sent home to change. Easy way to get a day off of school. lol

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    1. lol a shirt gets you the day off
      To that one won't scoff

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  22. So you would not say cats are the best then? ;) I prefer "great" and "awesome." Maybe I missed the "best" generation.

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    1. Awesome seems to be used a lot
      Cats are grand but some are scary with their plot

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  23. Best is in my name
    when people do the misspelling game.
    haha...

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    1. lol Besty can come due
      When typing fast at ones zoo

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  24. Too much do I say this word,
    I find something I like and I gush until it's absurd.
    What can I say? I think it's a girl trait,
    'OMG IT'S SO AMAZING, THE BEST, FIRST RATE!"
    And after the excitement cools down a bit,
    it's back to forgetting that that even exists.

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    1. lol love and forget at your sea
      Rather funny of thee

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