Tuesday, December 15, 2015

At The Tone Ask The Phone!

It is rather sad how you humans have your heads down every single day. On your little phones you play. Then you walk into a bus and whine. You get no sympathy from this feline. But worse still you need them for all, not just texting or making a call.

Help me phone.
Help me now!
At the tone,
Have a cow.

I got lost at lunch.
I took a wrong turn.
I found my way at brunch.
Go two steps left, live and learn.

The light bulb won't work.
Phone, what do I do?
Tell me you, jerk!
Change it to something new?

I can't send a fax.
Who does that anymore?
Do they charge a tax?
Phone, save me from this chore.

Phone, my door won't lock.
Can you help me out?
That is a nice photo stock.
Hmm so I twist the key about?

I can't tie my shoe.
What am I to do?
Phone, can I buy new?
Show me what should come due.

Is the toilet handle used?
Should I flush it down?
Phone, you must feel so abused.
I bet if you could, you'd frown.

Phone, what is that I see?
It has fur and meows at me.
Could it be a cat, feline or kitty?
We are in the city.

Phone, what is the difference between the three?
A cat and kitty and feline.
I know they aren't the same to me.
Can you give me a sign?

Phone, what is my horoscope today?
I think that is what I need.
I can't handle this dismay.
Typing is such a hard deed.

You humans and your phones. You ask them everything at the tones. So, so sad that some actually need to ask for such things. And they aren't a kid or under a rock or banished by kings. Ever see nuts searching their phones for two plus two? Some even get lost in the loo. That is sad and crass. No getting lost in public loos for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

83 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. It's now 5 no. #1 in a row
      Pretty cold sitting in snow
      Early morning rise
      Certainly no vice
      Lacks good company just so

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank
      the Poetry Tank

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    3. Great Post
      from Coast to Coast

      haha

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    4. Good morning Truedessa
      They come from near and far
      Thanks for the company
      For us just play easy!

      Hank

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    5. Sitting in snow
      Sucks you know
      But being number one
      Can be fun

      Yippeeee
      For meee

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    6. Hank!
      Did True Blue call you The Poetry Tank?
      Ha ha that's so great
      Sorry I'm a bit late

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    7. Used your word indeed
      Here at my feed

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  2. I'm telling you, go without the Internet next time you take a vacation. So freakin freeing!

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    1. have to have money for a vacation though
      So it may be years before a freeing I go lol

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  3. At The Tone Ask The Phone!
    Everyone's at it not alone
    None so funny
    Things all easy
    All laughter moans and groans

    Hank

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  4. Got a question, ask the phone
    Even sitting on your throne
    Softly murmur in it's ear
    Let's you and me go have a beer

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    1. You keep the beer
      Not good for my rear
      But I'll ditch the phone
      At the flushing tone

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  5. Welcome to a new kingdom
    in the land of phonedom
    smart devices hold wisdom
    no need to seek a sage
    they are from another age
    battery dies, so rises rage
    what you don't believe thee
    Google it you will soon see
    connected 24/7 no longer free

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    1. Free has gone
      To the data package con
      Sucks one life away
      Google takes your pay

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  6. I will admit, sometimes my phone and iPad act as brain replacers.

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    1. I think we all do it here and there
      Just hopefully not every damn time at our lair

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  7. I own my phone
    it does not own me
    I sometimes don't take it when I leave home
    and then I am more free to roam

    betty

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    1. A good way to be
      Mine is always off when out but with me

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  8. Phone, clean the house, catch that mouse. Wrap the presents, isn't that pleasant. Phone, pay the bill, it will give you a chill.

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    1. haha yep, when comes time for the bill
      It sure won't thrill

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  9. My phone? Corn pone!
    It's sewn and shown
    my own, this phone
    that pone has grown
    to make my phone!

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    1. Pone for a phone
      Grown at the tone
      Is the grown grown?
      Or hod the phone
      Child like tone
      All its own

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  10. Siri has all the answers

    13% of the time

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    1. If on is lucky
      And Siri isn`t being plucky

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  11. I only have a flip phone
    So I'm innocent as can be
    You might say that I'm polite
    Truth is I'm no techy.

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    1. Can`t swipe and find
      Flip phone one of a kind

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    1. Run under the bed
      And cover your head

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  13. We are so dependent on phones and such
    That I fear we are becoming out of touch
    With the world around us--it's so sad.
    Technology rules us. It's not a fad.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Yep, rules us in every way
      Technology wins the day

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  14. ha! this reminds me of a video I saw like two years ago of a girl at the mall walking straight into a fountain and falling because she was on her phone. Oooops. We are pretty bad at this!

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    1. haha not watching where one is going
      Is becoming a typical showing

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  15. I remember a life w/o phones. I had to beep my horn at a lady the other day in the parking lot of the shopping center texting and holding me up from driving through. Silly.

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    1. Think they`d get out of the damn way
      But nope, have to have their say

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  16. Lol!!! Asking my phone infuriates me!!!! Even when I want to pay a bill they want me to say TWO instead of pressing the number 2. Why?!

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    1. haha just to make you mad
      Or maybe to make you ask questions at your pad

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  17. Yup, those darn phones have taken over everyone's lives. It has gotten ridiculous. But that is just the way of life. Always something new.

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    1. Yep, always something new
      Taking it over without some having a clue

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  18. Here's my phone, no dial tone.

    Nice to hop over here again.

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  19. Some big cities have a texting lane on the sidewalk. Incredible.

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    1. They really do?
      Wow, that is pathetic at any zoo

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    2. Well, here they have designated areas for you to pull over in your car so you can text.

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    3. Geez, rather sad
      More than a tad

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  20. I use my phone
    For lots of different things
    But I know how to put it down
    And ignore the occasional rings

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  21. I am one of the few who still do not have a cell phone, but I see people on them all the time!
    ~Jess

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    1. They come in handy when stuck somewhere
      Otherwise, pffft to them at my lair

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  22. orlin N cassie

    we asked de fone once ta look up bulldogz........while we troo lee due knot rememburr what came bak, it waz knot bulldogz.....afturr we cuzzed it, we shutted de fee chure off ~~ !! ♥♥♥

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    1. haha looking for mutts were you?
      Did it give you a sports team to view?

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  23. I don't use my phone for those stuff...I just use my laptop as the phone screen is too small for my eyes ~

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    1. Yeah, laptop seems quicker too
      At least at my zoo

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  24. I have a flip phone
    I can say I am not a drone.
    I rarely use it except to call hubby.
    or CAA. I can not picture me being free
    if I used the phone day in and day out.
    That would just make me pout.

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    1. Would make me pout too
      Ugg as it as as germy as a loo

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  25. I hate telephones, and trying to talk on one leaves me tongue tied. I prefer email, but then my words get me in trouble. I'll just keep quiet unless I'm telling a story, then I can blame the character. :)
    Saw a Christmas card, don't know if it was real but the entire family in their matching sweaters all had their heads bowed over their phones. Says volumes!

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    1. haha probably photoshopped or something
      But says a lot about people and the things that ring

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    1. Sure in the low demo there
      At your no cellphone lair

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  27. Unfortunately, my phone is much smarter than I am.

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  28. My phone is a glorified game playing machine. I always have it turned off so texts and social media usually goes ignored on mine. Pisses my friends and family off to no end lol.

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    1. lol that sure works
      Pissing them off brings perks

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  29. Haha! I've had my first smart phone for about a month. I certainly don't want to become dependent upon it. I like using my brain! Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Brain is much better to use
      Then to sit and constantly peruse

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  30. Ha, I ask Siri many things.
    If I am bored I see what 'she' knows!
    Most of the time she knows very little. Smiles.

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    1. lol that she does
      But she tries just because

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  31. I didn't think I would like my iPhone but now, I can't put it down. I am a crazy cell phone person

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    1. lol geez, run away from you
      There at your zoo

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