Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Fly Free At Your Sea!


Here we are.
Last IWSG bar.
Last of the year.
Hmm, still June here.

But forgo that.
I'm just a fast cat.
What was that?
Stop chewing the fat?

That I will do,
Here at my zoo.
I'll leave that to you,
And maybe a kangaroo.

Chew the fat,
Where you're at.
But be all merry.
Don't go all Carrie.

So you didn't write much.
So you lost touch.
So you got a bad review.
So someone said, screw you.

Did you catch the so?
A little so show.
So friggin what?
Can't please every nut.

Instead enjoy the mingle,
Or a little jingle.
Nuts will be nuts,
Cheer sucking butts.

I could have used asses,
But didn't want to offend the masses.
Umm, err, hold on there,
That's some other lair.

 Just use the, so.
Give a ho ho ho.
Not to be confused with a hooker,
Could get diseases even if she's a looker.

Whoopdi friggin doo has its perks.
Pfffft sure as hell works.
But this year keep the cheer,
And go so ho ho hoing without fear.

Got your so on? Don't ho ho ho from dusk to dawn. You may lose your voice. In that you won't rejoice. So you go so, pffft and whoopdi friggin doo. The cat has sure given a lot to you. That is your gift, hope your spirits lift. Say all three to any nut with sass. They all work for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

108 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT ON THE MAT
    Where's the party at?
    Drowning in holiday spam?
    Slam, bam, thank you Ma'am?
    Say it ain't so
    At your show
    When you gotta go
    You gotta go
    That would be me on the double
    And my name ain't Barney Rubble
    Hey it's Wednesday....
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Spam all clear
      No more cheer
      So you're Bam Bam
      With the spam?

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    2. Bam Bam
      And Damn Damn
      It sort of depends on my mood
      In the blue guy neighborhood

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    3. The mood changes you say
      Like that mood ring thingy on display

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  2. My name IS Barney Rubble
    And I love all kinds of trouble

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    1. Now I need to know more
      At my shore....

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    2. Wouldn't you like to know
      The trouble I can show?
      Stay tuned Blue
      Might mix some up for you

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    3. Trouble and show?
      Don't you need a blog though?

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    4. If she has a blog
      I'm a blue hog
      But it would be great
      Never too late

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    5. She's a scaredy human at her sea
      Not doing a blog spree

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    6. Nope - not scaredy

      But when you write
      For a living
      Don't feel like
      More giving

      But I am tempted
      And may start one soon
      But not today
      For I'm off to the moon

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    7. True, writing for a living
      Requires not that much more giving

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  3. I knew you were a time traveling Cat
    Never stuck in time on your mat

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    1. Stuck is fluckity flucked
      The cat has been plucked

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  4. All three
    Work for me
    Ho Ho Ho is fun
    My favourite when all is done

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    1. Ho ho ho does the trick
      Ring that bell some slick

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  5. Can't please everyone. Or even half of the people. So why worry?

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    1. Yeah, maybe 20% at best
      So screw the rest

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  6. Last of the year? You promise? oh god
    Insecure writers should go live in a pod
    Long ago when computer checking was new
    Had to be careful, couldn't even say boo
    Twas Christmas, I ended an email with ho, ho, ho
    Computer police said it's porno, message had to go, go, go
    I was so naive, simple, stupid, a booker
    I didn't even know that ho means a hooker

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    1. hahaha well live and learn
      No more ho-ing to get an email return
      I don't think they care any more though
      They let the ho ho ho go go go

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  7. Fly Free At Your Sea!
    Hoping for spending spree
    It was ho ho ho
    Like Santa's show
    Just a hooker being happy

    Hank

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  8. Wishing everyone a very Merry, even the Ho Ho Ho ones.

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    1. Hopefully all are merry
      And nothing is too contrary

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  9. You must be incredibly organized
    to write so far ahead
    wrote this in June you did?
    I'm convinced you don't spend much time in bed

    betty

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    1. haha just did September's yesterday
      So you may be right at your bay

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  10. So friggin what--I think I'll put this on a t-shirt.

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  11. It's sad that this is the last IWSG post of the year. The only posts I don't write months in advance is for IWSG.

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    1. Bah, I write them months in advance too
      As I just have a loose screw

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  12. It's sad that this is the last IWSG post of the year. The only posts I don't write months in advance is for IWSG.

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  13. Replies
    1. Nope, not one bit
      As they are usually full of it

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  14. For once, you're totally right, cat! You can't please everyone and you'll just drive yourself crazy if you try.

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    1. That you surely will
      Wow, agreeing fully at my hill

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    2. Jax to the max? Oh, I love that!

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    3. lol she can't relax
      So fits to the max

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  15. We've got extra nuts in our neighborhood in case you're running short!

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    1. I think we're full up
      Rather take a pup

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  16. I wouldn't mind a bad review
    Since that would mean I got through
    Writing something that got seen
    By a reviewer in a magazine...
    or a newspaper
    or the radio
    or my next door neighbor
    or someone I gave a free book to.
    Maybe I'm not so excited about a bad review.


    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. haha well it would be scene by some
      Unless all give a bad review or a down thumb

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  17. Insecurity never ends
    and never follows yearly trends
    Insecure in ’15
    you can be sure
    you'll be the same in ’16
    There is no cure.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. No cure can be had
      Unless you go a little mad

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  18. Enjoy the month of December.
    Take lots of pictures to remember.

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  19. Ha, you definitely are not an insecure writer....
    what more can I say? LOL!

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  20. LOL! Thanks for a good laugh! That is awesome!

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  21. It's all about finding your mojo/ and not hanging out with that guy, Jojo! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah, he is a yoyo
      That needs to go go

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  22. orlin N cassie.....

    sew...joon huh...ya noe fatherz day iz in joon.....better get pat sum thin nice....sew he doez knot for get ewe thiz Christmas...which sir prizing lee.... iz like just round de korner !!!!! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol give to get you say?
      We can do that at our bay

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  23. Whoopdi friggin doo
    #1 #2.......................
    every day the post comer
    in september - for summer

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  24. Well my so-az (not sure how you spell it) is out. Does that count? ;)

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  25. Here, here for a furball of cheer!

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    1. Fur gets it done
      Even scares away any allergic one

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  26. So, if I say ho ho ho,
    Perhaps insecurity will go go go
    One can only hope so so so

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    1. It will go go go away
      At least for the day

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  27. Hey cat
    Where's Pat in the Hatt?
    I would never get a bad review
    From you
    Cause you mew
    And mew
    It's true
    Means yes pawesome dog
    Your writing makes me agog
    With your pawblishing
    Such an amazing thing

    Penny, Penny, quite contrary....

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    1. Open to interpretation with the mew
      As the cat would give a few
      Take it how one should please
      Then it's all a breeze

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  28. Whoopi di friggin doo. That works in my shoe. So so way to go. Going with the flow is better than a shit show!

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    1. Anything is better than a shit show
      At least almost on the go

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  29. No need to get insecure because there's a cure: write more!

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  30. You can never please everyone. Just do what is right for you.

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    1. That is the way
      At each and every bay

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  31. Can't believe it's almost end of the year too. Like where did the days go?
    Well, enjoy the last of IWSG for the year.

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  32. I find joy in ticking off people more than pleasing them. I've got 2 neighbors on my list that I am really enjoying pissing off lately. Why try to please anyone when it's more fun to irritate?

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    1. lol with that we agree
      So much fun to tick people off from sea to sea

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  33. "So friggin what?" Love it, Pat! I'm filing that away for future use. I'm doing the best I can with my writing, and I'm happy with that. Who cares what anyone thinks. Thanks for another upbeat IWSG post!

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    1. Yep, who cares at all
      Just stick with it at your hall

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  34. So... happy ho ho ho to you. (Harry Connick, Jr. song). ;)

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    1. A happy ho ho ho
      hmmm I went gutter you know

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  35. To be honest, this sounds like a different but same version of the "Friends" theme song - ha! "So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyyy, your job's a joke, you're broke! Your love life's DOA".

    Yes, everything comes back to Friends for me...

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    1. haha still haven't watched every episode of that
      Where we are at

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  36. The last of the year,
    Is that what I hear?
    Ironic and true,
    it was mine too.
    Insecure no more
    as '15 walks out the door.
    But onto the scene
    walks year '16.
    Your advice, first rate,
    No more self-hate.
    So time to proceed
    to this I concede.
    I give up the fight,
    to have more time to write.

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    1. My 16 is almost done.
      So maybe 17 shall be spun
      10 months ahead
      Putting posts to bed
      Good to be first rate
      More time to write is a fine fate

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  37. I blog to socialize with like minded people. Nice to know I'm not alone in this quest.

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    1. Yep, that is why we are here
      With our rhyming rear

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  38. I've never been stumped on what to post
    as I just talk, me the host.
    I think the ones that get a block
    are trying to hard, like a flying hawk.
    Overthinking bloggers they are
    makes the process harder than a glass jar.

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    1. That they sure do
      Overthinking at their zoo
      Just let what comes, come
      Easy for my rhyming bum

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  39. Don't let the naysayers get you down
    they aren't worth your frown.
    Just enjoy every moment
    cos that doesn't cost a cent

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    1. Doesn't indeed
      Although need a cent or a ditch is your feed

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  40. Doubt and naysayers definitely need to be ignored, but sometimes they get through the filter.

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