Thursday, December 3, 2015

Take A Dive In The Drive!

The cat has seen it again, then he always does at our den, humans have more sayings that I have grains of litter. Thinking of that might make your taste buds bitter. Why? I don't know. Now on with the show.

Out for a drive,
Got out alive.
All well and good,
There in your hood.

But maybe not so,
As you let loose a flow.
You're being drove mad.
Hmm, fun times being had?

I'm driving you mad,
Here at my pad,
Without even driving.
Damn, more deadly than sky diving.

Especially since there is more,
A driving nowhere encore.
I drove you into the ground.
If it's in the woods does it make a sound?

Have I driven you batty?
Might get a little ratty.
Start chewing the walls,
Or scrambling down halls.

Drive you bonkers, crazy or nuts.
Same as mad at many huts.
But so many ways to say it,
Without driving one bit.

Can even drive you up the wall.
Now that takes talent at my hall.
A car that drives up.
That would even impress a pup.

I drive you to drink.
The bar or the sink?
The bar I'd at least drive.
Either way you may not get out alive.

Drive you out of your mind.
I'm such a nasty rhyming behind.
I made your head as empty as can be.
At least it's too empty to sue me.

And with my final act,
I'll make you a pact.
I won't drive the price up here.
Of that, you can have no fear.

Have I driven you up the wall? Hmm, that would be down I suppose if you read it all. Can you drive someone down a wall? Either way, driving can have a ball. You can sit on the couch and still drive. My, how do you humans survive? The cat will drive this one home with class. I'm such a driven little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

68 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT
    On the mat
    Where's the party at?
    It's Thursday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. A fun day
      All the time you say

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    2. But Friday is the best
      East or West

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    3. That it is
      Done with any work biz

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  2. I can sit on the couch
    Still drive like a grouch!

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    1. Every which way each day
      Unless Morgan Freeman takes her away

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  4. I've never thought about how we use that verb. An enlightening post today, Pat.

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    1. The cat can enlighten at his bay
      Wowweee, I must be sick today lol

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  5. If you drive a hard bargain, can you drive a soft
    A bargain's a bargain even up in a loft
    If you drive with the devil, will you get there soon
    Might as well keep on running with the knife and a spoon

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    1. lol spoon would be easier to do
      It won't gouge you
      A soft bargain sounds sketchy
      A hard bargain is more umm fetchy

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    2. Manzanita, that's deep
      Never cheap

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    3. Deep she can be
      There at her sea

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  6. I'd rather be driven crazy
    than be driven to drink
    at some sleazy downtown bar
    just give me the kitchen sink!

    If you drive me up a wall
    I will drive you out of your mind
    turnabout is always fair play
    but i promise I'll be kind!

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    1. haha want if I'm already out of my mind?
      Would you drive me back in to be kind?

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  7. talking of wall
    chewing it whole
    maybe someone takes
    too much stuff
    to withhold...
    time to release
    share it, please...

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    1. A release and share
      Who do you think that cat is at his lair? lol

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  8. I think I've been known to drive people up the wall
    I hope when they come down they don't fall
    We do indeed use that word a lot
    At least not when describing snot

    betty

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    1. True, there is no snot one
      Unless maybe a cold is driving under the gun

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  9. We drive our Mom up the wall by scratching all the walls. They make great scratching posts. Don't know about driving down the wall.

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    1. lol walls do work rather well
      Scratching them can be swell

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  10. Hehehe my kitties' idea of driving me up the wall is to bring snakes into the house. (Whoops! Did I give you any ideas?) ;-)

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    1. lol blah to that
      Snakes would be fought though by the cat

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  11. Lots of driving going on, without going anywhere!

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    1. Yeah, who knew
      All the driving can come due

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  12. Ha. Loved it. I'm driven all the time. grin.

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    1. Good way to be
      Unless driven nuts at your sea

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  13. Dang, it's probably a good thing I don't drive!

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    1. Wise indeed
      May end up in the ditch at your feed

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  14. lol this sounds like a nice compilation of things teachers say 50000000 times a day as you're growing up. ha!!

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    1. haha that is very true
      They say them a time or two

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  15. I just drive to the nearby groceries, smiles ~

    Grace

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    1. Easy as can be
      Name change again at your sea

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  16. orlin N cassie.....drive in up de wall.....catz in carz..... & dee fyin de lawz oh grav a tee...... !!!!!!!!

    letz think bout thiz fora minit.........oh kay...timez up ~~~~~~~

    ewe with uz !!! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol we are with you
      Defies all laws and makes us stew

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  17. LOL Yes, we do have a lot of sayings. My mom's favorite one always was "happier than a pig in sh*t".

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    1. lol that is a good one
      Used it a time or two under our sun

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  18. People don't drive me mad,
    They take me there in a GD spacecab,
    I try to be nice and limit the crazy,
    But it's hard when you're driving Miss Daisy.

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    1. lol Not a fan of Miss Daisy?
      Does she make your crazy hazy

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  19. I'm all ready batty and out of my mind.
    Sometimes I'm funny and even kind.

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    1. Hey, three things that work
      All are a perk

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    1. lol batty is fine
      Works for the feline

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  21. I don't like when someone drives me up a wall. And you were fast today to get to my post. Somehow it funked up and didn't post what I typed. Or I goofed somehow... obviously and I fixed it fast, but you were faster. :) Big errors drive me up a wall, esp. if I'm to blame. :)

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    1. lmao bah, I'm not a grammar nazi at my sea
      So I can glance past them easy as can be

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  22. Take A Dive In The Drive!
    One may be roasted alive
    Driving them up a wall
    Not something small
    They may remember it for life

    Hank

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    1. That they may
      Driven nuts at their bay

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  23. Not much driving here, out or up. Watching TV is enough to get a case of the crazies.

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  24. Driving me crazy is my favorite one.

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    1. Gets used a lot
      At least at our plot

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  25. Too much driving done around here. My kids definitely drive me batty, up a wall, and into insanity most days.

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  26. I'm teaching my little neighbor to sew
    With the pedal, a driving she wants to go!

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    1. haha fun to do
      As she learns from you

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  27. I say "drives me crazy" at least once a day. lol.

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    1. lol never would have guessed
      Until you confessed

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  28. My hubby has driven to all those places and beyond!

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  29. Driving me crazy
    Is definitely a keeper
    As people are daft
    And dig themselves deeper

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