Friday, December 25, 2015

We're Still Here With Christmas Cheer!

Did you think the cat wouldn't post? Pffft, you should know by now at your coast. The cat shall not miss a day, even if the fat guy comes our way. We were on patrol though and thankfully, none of the below did show.


There was no smoker,
Or Santa toker.
 That made us glad.
Who needs the bad?


Thankfully there wasn't a ton,
As we have no room for everyone.
Plus Santa germs we don't need,
Here at our blog feed.


 And umm, just no.
This guy would have to go.
Thankfully he didn't show.
We don't need a final blow.


And no skinny ones,
Gave us the runs.
Plus he wasn't dead,
With a tilted head.


He came and went.
We didn't get bent.
He was rather spry,
For a jolly fat old guy.

Hope you have a good day and none of the above Santa's came to play. That would just suck. Unless they gave you a shiny new truck. But it may be stolen or "borrowed" at least. So chew on that as you feast. Anyway, Merry Christmas from prissy Cass and my every so little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

54 comments:

  1. MERRY X-MAS, CAT!
    I'd send a million to your mat
    If I had it, that is to say...
    Might win it any day!
    Maybe not today
    But it's still a fun day
    How's that Pat in a box
    Not a fox
    Wearing Santa socks?

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    1. Haha in on time
      Sure not as slow as a mime
      Even on Christmas day
      A million bucks would be nice at my bay
      I'd send a million along
      If I ever win strong

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  2. Santa germs... yikes, I say!
    At the Blue guy bay

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  3. We're Still Here With Christmas Cheer!
    Santa did not make a bid to come near
    All others remaining equal
    Great Christmas did unfurl
    Hopes for the best in the ensuing year!

    Hank

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    1. Hopes for the best indeed
      We'll see what comes to seed

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  4. Orlin and Cassie in a tree
    I bet they'd even learn to ski
    How'd you get them to sit so still
    Most cats would go willie-nill
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    My special good wishes to Pat, Orlin and Cassie
    and to all you beautiful bloggers who come together
    for fun, rhyme and good cheer. I send you love
    and may you have many happy family gatherings.

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    1. They didn't know it
      As there they did sit
      Moved right in
      For the win
      Hope all is grand
      Also for all in your land

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    2. And good wishes to you too, Manzanita!

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  5. What a nice Post! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas!

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    1. Hope you have a great one too
      There at your zoo

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  6. Of course you wouldn't miss a day
    Especially when you write so far ahead
    I'm sure this was written in summer days
    For this day to be read :)

    Merry Christmas!

    betty

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    1. Yep, summer days were at hand
      When this was written in my land

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  7. Ah to be a cat, on a festive morning - or not. Merry Christmas. I hope you got some good stuff for Pat cats. He deserves it.

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    1. The cats stayed in a room
      So no ripping wrapping paper doom

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  8. Hope you have a great day, Pat! XO

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  9. Merry Christmas Pat and his furry cats!

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    1. Hope yours is grand
      There in your land

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  10. Merry Christmas from all of us at Brian's Home!

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    1. Hope you all had a good one
      As around the tree you run

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    1. Hope you had a good one
      Under your sun

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    2. Yes Pat was a mess and nice (like Christmas) but Im exausted lol
      hugs!!

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    3. lol nap time it is
      For a few days after the Christmas biz

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  12. Merry Christmas to you

    I'm just waiting for my first evangelical to ask me why I celebrate their stolen pagan holiday.

    I actually would love for Jehovah's witnesses to come to the door today. I'd invite them inside and offer them Christmas cookies, and give them a science book as a gift.

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    1. lmao that would be funny to see
      Put it on youtube with glee

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  13. Love the kitties
    In all their greenery
    Makes for a very
    Festive scenery

    Merry Christmas, Pat, Orlin and Cassie
    May 2016 be amazing and sassy!

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    1. Hopefully 2016 will be grand
      All across the land

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  14. To the cats and you,
    One of blogland's most talented crew,
    A Merry Christmas and many laughs in the New Year
    To look forward to.

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    1. Hopefully many to come
      Done until October 2016 for my rhyming bum lol

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  15. A very Merry Christmas to you and the kitties Pat. Good for you to post on Christmas day. Take care.

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    1. Hope you all had a great one too
      There at your kitty zoo

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  16. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

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    1. Hope yours is grand
      There in your land

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  17. We are happy to have stumbled upon your blog...
    Hope you come by our little blog for a look see.
    www.herecomesnoodle.blogspot.com
    Have a happy holiday season!

    Noodle and crew

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    1. Hope your season is grand
      There at your land

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  18. Merry belated Christmas to you
    I hope you had a great one at your zoo
    Fun to see your kitty card
    Now they've been Christmas starred!

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    1. And they didn't even know it
      A christmas card hit

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  19. A nice little card there
    with the kitties everywhere!
    Hope you Christmas was good
    and the other place not rude.
    haha...

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    1. Not too rude
      Cassie gave the mutt attitude

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  20. Merry Christmas, Orlin, Cassie, and Pat!
    Looks like it was fun where you're at!
    I hope the jolly fat old guy left you something
    between coming and going, that made your hearts sing!

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  21. Bad Santa can come hang out with me. Only if he brings Thurman along for the ride though. That kid is hilarious!

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    1. haha yeah the kid was grand
      There is bad santa land

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