Tuesday, December 29, 2015

With This Trait We Take The Bait!

Bait is everywhere and at it each day you stare. Did you ever consider the bait? Maybe you and some bait can mate. Hmmm, where that could go. But I really don't want to know.

You've taken the bait,
Reading my rhyming trait.
Really? Reading a rhyming cat?
How sensible is that?

Bah, who needs that sense.
That just leaves one dense.
So keep taking the bait.
Now let's make the bait mate.

Could help the law,
As your nails you gnaw.
I think they call that a rat,
Not the kind liked by the cat.

Oh look, money.
Damn, that is funny.
I bought my ticket.
Bait made you pick it.

Bait and allure,
Both are pure.
Both are bad.
Both can let fun be had.

Depends on the bait.
Some is first rate.
Some is in the hole.
Bait plays every role.

Bait is a drama queen?
A micro manager on scene?
Damn, such a greedy thing.
Bait must really like to sing.

Looky a headline.
That sounds fine.
Click bait made.
Hey, all's fair trade.

Win dough, win a car,
Bait has you near and far.
Horrible news, canceled show,
Bait has you in the know.

Eyes flirt at the bar,
You go to the back of a car.
Bait screwed you in the end,
And an STD is now your friend.

All the places bait can go would leave me here forever rhyming high and low. Do you ever take bait? Ever think about bait's trait? Hopefully you watch the bait when you mate. Don't need an STD bait on your plate. Now I'm done with my current pass and off I go with my baiting little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

61 comments:

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    1. The 4th time in a row
      Gingerly on a tip-toe
      Easy does it
      All that neat
      Bewildered like a doe

      Hank

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    2. Racking up a streak
      Here at my creek

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    3. Hank is on a roll when Blue's out of town
      Stuck in a jam like a clown

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    4. Stuck you are
      Beats a run down bar

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    5. But I'll be back
      Like a Scooby snack

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    6. Back like that?
      You know they become scat?

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  2. 'With This Trait We Take The Bait!'
    Apparently may not have long to wait
    When all the gullible
    Will fall and stumble
    Too trusting would be deadly as a fate

    Hank

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    1. Gullible around
      Many found
      Trusting can screw
      Many too

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  3. The old bait and switch...
    Don't want to be shark bait like Nemo.

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    1. Shark bait would leave a mark
      Better to go to the park

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    2. Bait and switch reminds me of my ex...

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    3. Not a good memory for you?
      She turn you blue?

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    4. A scooby doo
      But no scrappy too?

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  4. I'm amazed by the recent Mark Zuckerberg 'pay to change your Facebook status' posts recently. There really is a sucker born every minute!

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    1. Yep, that site is Suckers R Us
      Could fill the short bus

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  5. That was a funny haha post
    A post, yipes, with the most
    Fish take bait with a hook
    Know the rules, buy the book
    Suckers born in a flash
    Keep your shoes off the dash
    Win it big or not at all
    Bigger ones, harder to fall

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    1. Harder they fall
      Sucking back last call
      Wasting away
      Got no pay
      Bait taken
      Should have been forsaken

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  6. I do sometimes take the bait. Especially if we're going fishing... :)

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    1. Blah to fishing at my sea
      I'll run away and flee

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    2. I'm not a fisherman either, but my youngest likes it.

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    3. He may grow out of that
      I did where we are at

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  7. I'll take the bait
    if it sounds like something fun
    and then of course if it is safe
    otherwise the other way I run

    betty

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    1. haha safety is key
      Otherwise good to flee

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  8. Bait really gives motivation a bad name, eh?

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  9. Bait n' switch always seems to be popular!

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  10. Very good advise from you
    Think before you take is a wise clue.
    Might consider the consequences.
    Will save you a few tears and winces.
    haha...

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    1. thinking is a good way
      Could save one from a very bad day

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  11. A lot of people apparently have fish brains, always go for the hook

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    1. That they surely do
      Must have rough lips too

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  12. I'm known as chick bait to be honest!

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  13. Well it depends on what the bait consists of as to whether to take it or not. Some bait is good stuff.

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    1. Some is good indeed
      Have to watch out for those ones at your feed

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  14. hahaha to your last rhyme. That is hilarious. Sounds awful! I've never once before followed a rhyming cat but I have taken the bait and found myself quite amused! :)

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    1. lol amused is a good way to be
      And yeah, that last one is awful at any sea

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  15. This made me laugh haha. Some people should think before they act

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    1. That many should
      And not be dull as wood

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  16. There is not one person who has not taken the bait
    one time or another, sometimes it is our fate.
    We don't even know it
    Oh well, Going to see Star Wars-See I bit!

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    1. haha yeah, some point or another we've all done it
      Taken the bait for some stupid shit

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  17. Did you have to mention STDs? Way to trigger my anxiety, cat! Bait is everywhere, but it may be in your favor...unless you bait herpes. Bleh gag barf

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    1. lmao I think I'll stay far away
      No baiting herpes for my bay

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  18. According to my dad, I feed bait to my leopard geckos all the time. I just think of them as meal worms though!

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    1. lol well that is a bait
      And they need food on their plate

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  19. orlin N cassie

    best bait we haz finded sew far...plane ore din narry fishin wermz....

    cricketz...knot sew much sew...bass terdz bee hoppin evere wear N bye de time ewe catch em... de fish haz moooved ta de next countee

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol hard to catch those crickets indeed
      Worms are best to feed

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  20. Bait?
    Wait
    Hesitate...
    Checkmate!

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  21. Or bait and lure. Oh wait, that's the same as allure:)

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  22. I suppose at one time or another I have taken the bait, and I am sure at one time or another I have regretted it! Live and learn.

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    1. lol yep, live and learn
      At every turn

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  23. Yarn or fabric on sale
    That's the bait that makes me yell!!!

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  24. I sometimes take the bait. But I am a very skeptical person, so it doesn't happen often.

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    1. Yeah, the older I get at my sea
      The less I get baited on any spree

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