Wednesday, January 13, 2016

A Little Exploring Into The Boring!

The cat was asked the other day, "Don't you get bored at your bay?" Yeah, I made it rhyme. To not to would be a crime. Hmm, do I look bored to you? Just because you do doesn't mean I do too.

The cat is bored?
Yeah, say it is so.
It has to be explored,
Because whiners want to know.

It can't be.
You have something to do?
That is a mystery to me.
It can't be true.

How do you find the time?
Boring and that go hand in hand?
Hmm, already did a time rhyme.
So to that, pound sand.

And bored is easy,
Even for me.
I just have to get cheesy,
And listen to thee.

Whoops, harm your ego?
That is a shame.
Not really though.
You can be lame.

Look a cat video for me to view.
Nope, still not bored at my zoo.
Called procrastination coming due.
I hope the difference you knew.

So why not?
Like some super plot.
There is a lesson to be taught?
Yeah, don't piss in a kitchen pot.

There is your lesson from me.
Doesn't that sound great?
I know, with my advice spree,
No one can relate.

Now if at the 9-5,
I'd be bored a ton.
You only do that to survive,
As mostly, it isn't fun.

But boredom in life,
Pffft screw that.
No need for such strife,
For this rhyming cat.

Why do people care if you aren't bored? It's like you are offending the lord. Then they go all, "you must be." Like you are lying at your sea. Pffft they can go play with a singing bass and kiss my non-bored little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

74 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty mat?
    How's Pat
    In the Hatt?
    Yes, the blue wave is here
    Oh dear....
    Hey, it's Wednesday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Same old shit different pile
      Here as we turn the Wednesday dial
      But better than worse
      The blue wave making Hank curse

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    2. Guess the tide
      Wanted a ride?

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    3. On the road
      Could not off-load

      Hank

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    4. Stuck you were
      Gas fumes blur

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  2. 9-5 sucks big time
    Would even stop The Cat from spinning a rhyme
    A bored cat.... say it ain't so
    How could a bored cat write 2,000 posts at his show?

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    1. No boredom here
      Unless the power goes out forever on my rhyming rear
      Then it may sink in
      Otherwise we can give anything a spin

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  3. The 9-5 is boring, especially here when it's 8-5. Womp womp lol You certainly keep yourself busy, cat, between books and blogging and everyday life!

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    1. Boring as can be
      And blah to another hour for thee
      I stay on the go
      Even if I go nowhere at my show lol

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    2. Lol, I always wish that I could just stay in my house, and then find an excuse to leave it. I love to go go go. Hahaha

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    3. haha that you surely do
      Here, there and everywhere at your zoo

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  4. Why do they care
    What you do at your lair?
    You make a rhyme
    In little to no time.
    They got nuthin' else to do
    But worry about you.
    Put them in a zoo.
    Give them plenty to do!

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    1. lol let the rage
      In a cage
      They'll clean up crap
      And shut their yap

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  5. Boring is something I've heard people do
    And like a cow, they then say moo
    Cattle look bored as they chew on their cud
    The taste must be yuck, like a big piece of crud

    Who can get bored when there's so much to learn
    Why do others make it a personal concern
    If they persist just show em the gate
    Their next appointment is already late

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    1. Yep, kick them out the door
      Put them to pasture forever more
      Let them chew like a cow
      They'll avoid the cow patties some how

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  6. Cats are never bored because they are busy planning our demise...

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    1. lol bet they have many a plan
      To get rid of man

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  7. No time to be bored
    pounding the keyboard
    work, work 5 days a week
    some days are full of mystique
    I really could use some sleep
    into the dreamland I leap

    have a good day at your bay!
    It's winter, cat be a sprinter

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    1. Clear the desk of crap
      Lay your head down for a nap
      Don't forget to lock the door
      Then of sleep you'll get some more lol

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    2. working from home today
      a nap might just come my way...
      the desk has lots of crap
      my energy it does sap...

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    3. The desk can suck
      Win the power ball and give it a chuck lol

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  8. Cats don't get bored. They just take a nap,
    or find a toilet bowl and take a lap.
    Chase a tail
    make another cat wail.
    Scratch some furniture and leave some hair.
    Roll on the rugs without a care.
    Watch out the window some birds and critters
    and then take a little trip to the litter!
    lol...

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    1. lol or chew on a human toe
      If it were to show
      And if they are in luck
      Pull some armpit hair, yuck

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  9. Can't ever imagine you or the cat bored
    You'd both just start writing a rhyme
    And then you would have another book done in no time

    betty

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    1. Yep, they just pop out
      Easy as can be to shout

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  10. Never a dull moment at my nest egg,
    With a bum knee I walk like a pirate with a wood leg.

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    1. lol could rob and plunder
      Just don't make another blunder

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  11. You still are bored Cat ?? I cant believe, you always think something lol

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    1. Never bored at my sea
      Always something comes to be

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  12. Being a writer helps you be a boredom fighter. But work really is boring. Just hope you don't get caught snoring.

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    1. Yep, work is as boring as can be
      But what can one do at their sea

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  13. Note to self
    Don't piss in a kitchen pot
    Phew, glad you warned me
    Before I got caught


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    1. lol glad we could help
      Before any gave a yelp

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  14. 9-5 to survive.
    Orlin is
    Truly wise.

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    1. That is what it is
      With the 9 to 5 biz

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  15. I'm never bored at home with my books and stuff,
    There's always things to entertain me enough.

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  16. You have a good attitude about not being bored at life,
    I must admit, sometimes I have some strife.
    But who could ask if you are bored at your blog??
    With words bouncing around higher than a frog!

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    1. They bounce here and there
      The cat goes on without a care

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  17. You definitely don't look or sound bored to me.

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  18. You definitely don't look or sound bored to me.

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  19. I hate the term 9-5, most employers nowadays aren't going to pay you to go to lunch

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  20. I never get bored with being bored!

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    1. A conundrum for you
      There at your zoo lol

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  21. With all the writing you do, there's no way you could ever be bored.

    It's definitely not boring at my shore, either!

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    1. Nope, always something to write
      With your crew no boredom will take flight

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  22. Wait, boredom? What is this thing you speak of?

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  23. I can say, I've never been bored,
    Thank the Lord!
    I always find something to do
    whether it is old or something new.

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    1. Yep, same at my sea
      Except maybe when the power went out on me

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  24. I don't know about others, but there's too much to do to be bored. Long walks to enjoy God' beautiful world. If you can't walk you can visit beautiful places in a good book. Children and cats and dogs are wonderful friends. There are all kinds of hobbies: painting, drawing, sewing, napping. You see what I'm saying. Find something you enjoy and you won't be bored.

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    1. Yep, there is sure a crap ton to do
      But people would rather whine and bother you

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  25. A Little Exploring Into The Boring!
    Should not be so with lots of writing
    Not being a 9-5
    But all the while
    Thinking rhyming not procrastinating

    Hank

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  26. I rarely get bored. In fact, quite the opposite, I could use some just down time... but too much to do. :)

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    1. Have to keep on the go
      But yeah, down time is nice though

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  27. No boredom at my zoo
    Always too many things to do

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  28. I get asked that a lot too, just because I am a stay at home mom. I actually find I have so much to do, I would love to be bored some days.

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    1. Yeah, people just can't fathom it
      Thinking all one does is stay home and sit

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  29. Bored animals are destructive, so let's hope the cat doesn't get bored. I'm excited to see what you're going to say at the bottom of your posts when winter is over...what are some good rhymes with spring?

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    1. lol spring gets done
      And has a little fun
      The cat destroys for fun too
      He doesn't care at our zoo

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  30. Life is short, live each day
    don't waste it by being
    bored at your bay!

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    1. Not bored indeed
      Screw that at my feed

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  31. Boredom? There's no time for boredom! Who has the time?

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