Sunday, January 3, 2016

An Adult Date For A Mate?

So the cat was told a while back that he should do an adult dating site where we are at. I knew my eyes would probably burn but I figured I'd give it a turn. I won't even repeat what is on some. They would make your mind go numb.

Join an Adult dating site today.
Wait? Isn't a dating site for adults anyway?
Damn, that may confuse.
Now go and peruse.

Are you back?
Did you have a heart attack?
They sure don't lack.
They are sure whack.

There the crazy you shall find,
But they'll grope your behind.
Or so they say anyway.
Take your chances come what may?

Nah, you'll get a disease.
That isn't the bees knees.
Even if you wrap it,
More than a bit.

You may get shot,
Yep, as there are a lot.
A lot as in "bored housewife"
Do you need that strife?

And then there are some,
Who don't look glum.
They want that bum,
And to crush you like a plumb.

Yep, you'd be screwed,
Whether or not they are crude.
One even had a whip.
Bet she'd bite off your lip.

Then there were the fakes,
That still give the shakes.
Obviously just a scam.
The equivalent of toe jam.

Good luck if you try,
Sure not for this guy.
The normal sites are dumb,
But these ones are scary and then some.

Now after seeing such nuts being flirty.
I feel a tad dirty.
I will go shower at my sea.
No bored housewives for me.

Damn, they are really scary there. Scary by the pair. But if that is your thing, go ahead and have a fling. Don't say the cat didn't warn you though. You could get dealt your final blow. I stuck to only each lass, they were scary enough for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

110 comments:

  1. CAT!
    How's the mat?
    Guess who are in cahoots today
    As the blogger boys make me play
    To prove I'm not a machine
    The stupidest proof I've ever seen
    So if I'm not number one
    It's because commenting too much ruins the fun
    Do you know what I mean
    At the kitty cat scene?

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    1. Ugg to that stupid match thing
      They can take that and go have a fling
      Fall into the sea
      Hate it when it comes to be

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    2. haha - I told you a blue wave would come soon

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    3. Yep, that did the trick
      I might even stick

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    4. Stick you say
      Like glue on display

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    5. That I said
      Like glue on a head ;)

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    6. lol stuck you are
      Reaching far?

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  2. Replies
    1. Good Morning Hank, I told you to watch for that blue wave...

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    2. It was that look
      That he took
      Made him a second slow
      So #2 in tow

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    3. If it's a blue wave you crave
      I'll be brave
      And give it a try
      This is hello, not goodbye

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    4. Hello for jello
      Or does it umm smello

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    5. Hello Blue,Truedessa
      Hello Pat and Suza
      Been forewarned
      But not well armed
      Still good company by far

      Hank

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    6. The company is great
      Even when you're late
      I'm late all the time
      Snoring in rhyme
      Or doing a blogger task
      Tick the boxes, they ask
      Pffffft and ten some
      Making me feel like a bum

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    7. Ticking the boxes
      Should be left for foxes

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  3. Replies
    1. So where's your new blog, Suza?

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    2. Haven't birthed it yet
      But soon...

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    3. Hi'ing early today
      Gonna birth it at your bay?
      Sounds umm difficult
      Don't molt

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    4. She said soon, Cat
      Did you hear that?
      Will it be great?
      Will I be no.#1 or just late?

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    5. Soon could mean next year
      So have no fear

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    6. Could be tomorrow too
      At the Suza Shoe

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    7. Don't know when
      Keep thinking "no"
      But part of me
      Says "on with the show"

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    8. You'll get there
      At your lair

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  4. One even had a whip?
    Is that the one you'd skip?

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    1. Especially when you see THIS at your mat
      Fly away like the batcat

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    2. Yep, really really run
      Scary by a ton

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    3. Booty Camp
      May lead to a certain type of cramp :p

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    4. All out of juice
      Nothing to let loose

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  5. Bloody blogger made me log in again to publish a comment. Oh well...

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    1. It's annoying AND anooying!

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    2. Annoying and anooying you say
      Damn, that can't make your day

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    3. Which is worse I'm sure I don't know
      As I keep matching pictures at your show
      Those Blogger boys may eat my shoe
      Annnnooying it is... Scooby Doo

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    4. lol I matched away
      Even had the gift one on display

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    5. Street signs too
      And tick the boxes filled with poo
      Took me an hour to get that one right
      Might even take all night
      A computer asking me if I'm a human being
      One that feels like fleeing
      Or Skiing

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    6. Yep, stupid as can be
      Stupid waffles got me

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  6. I have a few friends
    Who have met and married through a site
    Probably not the majority
    Bur for them it turned out right

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    1. Well it sure wasn't a kiddies' one!

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    2. lol not a kiddies one
      So they had adult fun

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    3. Well, it sounds more healthy though
      No kiddy stuff at their show

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    4. Yea, beats that
      Sickos with the kiddie scat

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  7. Dating sounds so very scary
    Looking for someone to marry
    Like searching for peas in a pod
    Or fishing for a certain cod
    Send up a flare like on a ship
    Or choose the one that has the whip LOL

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    1. lol the whip may hurt
      Bad way to flirt
      Unless it is a foam one
      Then it may lead to fun

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    2. Woke up one day... all married too
      Good thing her name wasn't Scooby Doo

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    3. Scooby is rich
      Not a bad hitch

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    4. Woke up married you say...I need a drink...

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    5. Get drunk at your sea
      Wake up and a ring is with thee

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    6. Blue had a drink and found himself married?
      That might be a bit scary...

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    7. That's what shot guns are for
      Pa won't let you out the door
      Leave the married bliss for chance
      Wake up, peep and take a chance haha

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    8. Ha ha ha you may be right!
      Pa would start a fight
      Bye blue balls too
      The name was Grumpy Goo

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    9. haha - I leave those shotgun wedding for you two
      remind me to never drink in the backwoods...

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    10. lmao so glad I don't drink
      No shotguns needed at my rink

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  8. One of those sites keeps advertising that it's free this weekend. I can't believe how many couples now say they met online. It will soon be the majority!

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    1. Yeah, it is the majority indeed
      All I find is scary online at my feed lol

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    2. That may happen any day soon
      Sure hope no one's dating a baboon

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    3. Baboon's come out of the bamboo
      Flush em down the loo

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    4. I'd like to see the size of that loo
      At your furry shoe

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  9. No thanks. Like scraping the barrel of the gene pool.
    I really can't imagine trying to date now...

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    1. Yep, that it very much is
      Ugg it sucks the dating biz

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    2. YIKES... scraping the barrel you say?
      Does that happen every day?
      The dating biz sure is ka-ching!
      Not CATching or dingading

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    3. Ching a ling ling it goes
      "Helping" all curl their toes

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    4. That right...
      Might take all night

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    5. a little blue pill
      For a thrill

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  10. They always call it adult dating...as if heaven forbid, a toddler or teenage dating site. Dating sites though, more weirdos on there than not.

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    1. Yep, like toddlers will be on there
      Pfffft and weirdos to spare

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    2. Too many to go count
      A donkey they should mount

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    3. Some just might
      If hicks at their site

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    4. YIKES! I say
      At the blue guy bay

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  11. No thanks, don't want to do that crazy activity.

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    1. haha wise choice indeed
      There at your feed

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  12. I'm no longer playing the game so I can take potshots quite well at the whole biz.

    Nothing good is easy. You have to work at making friends and building relationships. A quick swipe on tinder, et. al. is like shopping online. Until the product is delivered, you don't really know what you're getting.

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    1. I still take potshots at my sea
      Have to make them come to be
      But yeah, not easy in the least
      Nature of the beast

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  13. I'm not allowed to visit Farmers Only!

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    1. lol a good rule
      Things there may drool

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  14. No thanks, I'll leave Dating R Us for the cat. Even though I know a guy who cheated on his wife, lost his wife and his mistress and now found the woman of his dreams on some dating site.."really" ...I am so not impressed.

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    1. lmao wow, and how long before he cheats on the "dreams"
      Yep, idiots there in teams

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    2. Maybe she likes nuts being flirty
      Always clean... never dirty

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    3. You just never know
      What nuts some will give a go

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  15. Some of those sites do make matches
    but not interested ever at my sea
    will not venture out in that field again
    if my spouse departs before me

    betty

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    1. haha don't blame you
      One scary online view

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  16. Nothing like catching a sexual disease
    or seeing someone begging "Please
    date me even if I have a third eye."
    I could not be that desperate to try
    dating Mr. Creepy, Mr. freaky or Capt. Bligh.
    10 to one they need some meds in a hurry
    since some like to be a furry.

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    1. Yep, run far far away
      The begging is pathetic on display
      Seen many of those
      Run when they strike a pose

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  17. An Adult Date For A Mate?
    Churned out web-sites not overly great
    Others more beneficial
    Good stuff for real
    To just get away from all the fakes

    Hank

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    1. Have to avoid the fakes
      Can give any the shakes

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  18. I do know a few who have met through a dating site....
    in this day and age this does not surprise me. I think
    people might be more honest on the internet than if
    they meet in a bar, for example!! I find nothing wrong
    with internet dating sites!

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    1. lol try one and see
      Not much honesty comes to be

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  19. I think I'd rather stay single than join a dating site. Too many crazies on there, for sure!

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  20. I've heard so much about them dating sites but I don't think I'll ever visit. I've heard crazy stuff and honestly I'm scared. I know most of them are decent but can't blame me for hearing those stories.

    I hope you find a good one there. Maybe you can tell us about it then, how it goes. :)

    Happy 2016!

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    1. lol I use it for a blog post or three
      As they truly are scary as can be

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  21. A crazy place indeed!
    Can't tell the fake from the true ones at that feed!

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    1. That you can with what they say
      All looking for pay

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