Sunday, January 31, 2016

Patience Can Fly With The Rely!

The cat is as independent as can be. He likes to get things done himself at his sea. Why is that? Because then I can get it done stat. No playing the waiting game. With others, it's not the same.

I can't do that.
Can scoop the scat.
Can make a rhyme.
Can spin a dime.

Maybe even mime.
But that's crime.
So no can do,
Here at my zoo.

But can't fix a car.
Nope, can't go far.
Can blow it up though,
In case you want to know.

Can't do a heart transplant.
Yeah, that's a big slant.
Why would I do that to myself?
Let's leave that one on the shelf.

Things you can't do.
We all have a few.
Then you get stuck.
Shit outta luck.

Waiting to get in.
Taking it on the chin.
Waiting for it to be done.
Waiting is just no fun.

Things take time.
That isn't a crime.
But there's time and then there's time.
6 months later is a crime.

A double rhyme.
The same chime.
Still not as much a crime,
As a long arse time.

And then you have some,
Who are just rather umm dumb.
They don't even get it right.
Better off going to fly a kite.

So on the rely,
Patience can fly.
Out the window it may go,
And such chaps can turn from friend to foe.

Ever get that where you are at? Always a melon on which to rely. They are out there to screw some girl or guy. Not in a fun way. Unless maybe you are looking for that at your bay. The cat won't judge, much, if you are. Thankfully none of these nuts have got me for a while at my sand bar. It's like all they do is roll in the grass. They are more lazy than my feline little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

61 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Did you miss the Blue Bat
    When he was on the road
    Sweating like a blue toad?
    Will Blogger bug me anew
    'Tick the trucks at your shoe'?
    Five years of blogging you say?
    Could this be true at your kitty cat bay?
    Many questions from Mister Blue
    AKA Grumpy Goo
    Hey, it's Sunday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Five indeed
      At my feed
      Not many on the road
      Like a toad
      Works for me
      In the place to be

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    2. And I'll raise you a Scooby Doowee!
      As if you didn't know
      At your show

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    3. But how did you know
      At your show? :p

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  2. Independence can save you from waiting the live long day to say the least. Makes you more pleasant to be around. But a heart transplant, sort of in the vein of having yourself as a lawyer. Have a good Sunday, Pat.

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    1. Yep, more pleasant and can get things done
      Than waiting on everyone
      Although some things you need help
      Or could give off a worse yelp

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  3. Some things we can do and some we can't
    No need to show that we can rant
    If on others you never wait
    Don't forget to lock the gate




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    1. Lock the gate
      So no unwanted mate
      A mater through the gate
      May be a tough fate

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  4. I so like to get things done myself without waiting on someone else. I do like being independent.

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    1. Independent is sure the way
      Here at my bay

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  5. Shit outta luck!
    Easier to do some things yourself than trying to explain them to someone else.

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    1. haha that it surely is indeed
      Explaining them can take way longer at your feed

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  6. The do is much more important than the not do! Hey, that almost sounds like Yoda!!!

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    1. haha got your Star Wars on
      With that one at my lawn

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  7. I like to do it myself if possible, unfortunately there's many things I haven't mastered and need to call in the pros.

    Have a great one, Pat.

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    1. Yeah, there are sure a few
      We have to call in some too

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  8. There are more things I can't do than I can do
    things that I can do I will do
    things that I can't do I won't do
    but am glad someone else will do!

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    1. haha always good to have a do
      Around each and every zoo

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  9. Like to try to be as independent as I can
    Because I think that is how one learns how to do things
    But then sometimes it is good to ask for help
    And avoid a possible sting.

    betty

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    1. Yeah, don't want the backfire
      As things could get worse or expire

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  10. Pretty independent
    At my sea
    But heart surgery? No.
    I will leave that be

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    1. haha a wise choice
      In which to rejoice

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    1. Double take
      Grrr and sigh
      With the phone
      You can never rely

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    2. The phone screws all
      Double taking each hall

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  12. "Things you can't do.
    We all have a few.
    Then you get stuck.
    Shit outta luck."

    Ain't that the truth, but I got here earlier. Ha!

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    1. Earlier was had at my pad
      No shitta outta luck was had

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  13. This is my hubby's motto. Most ...all slow him down and make him frown. He has ADHD so that is a big part of his "get out of my way" style. I also love to do things on my own but my health has forced me to rely on others often-bummer.

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    1. Yeah, health can sure be a pain in the ass
      Sometimes literally as it screws with such a pass

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  14. You know what they say if you want it done right do it yourself but, I guess it depends on what needs doing. I would've liked it if someone else had vacuumed and washed my car today but, nope I did it myself in one of those bays. Spray, foam and rinse...then I had pink foam all over me what can I say? At least it is done...haha

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    1. haha I just use the rain
      Damn that car cleaning pain

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  15. Independence is important to me
    To do what I can at my sea

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  16. the only person you can depend on is yourself

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    1. In the end that is true
      At pretty much every zoo

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  17. But, there's one thing I can do.
    No, it's not pick locks.
    So what? Do you have a clue?
    Why, I can poop in a box.

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    1. Do you have perfect aim
      To back up that claim

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  18. But, there's one thing I can do.
    No, it's not pick locks.
    So what? Do you have a clue?
    Why, I can poop in a box.

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  19. Being independent is good but it's nice to have someone to lean on when you need it.

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    1. As long as they can stand
      And no fall from the leaning at your land

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  20. I'm an independent sort myself!
    I'd rather 'do' than sit on a shelf! ha.

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    1. Yep, much better way
      Works for my bay

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  21. I have a lot of talents and can fix lots of things but I know my limits. And I'd rather pay and get it done right.

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    1. True, getting it done right
      Beats causing more of a fright

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  22. Nah, I can't fix much of anything,
    but I know a thing or two about writing. :)

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  23. Patience Can Fly With The Rely!
    Do it yourself even on the sly
    Stay independent
    Whatever reasons
    May yet end up with a big smile

    Hank

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  24. I'm very talented I think so much and then it is just theory. At times I feel that I'm one of those- jack of all :(

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    1. Jack of all trades works
      Has plenty of perks

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  25. I wish I had 2 or 3 of me
    To help me get unburied so deeply!!!

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  26. I HATE waiting on others to do things for me. I prefer to do it myself!

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    1. A much better way
      When one can at their bay

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  27. Trying to find someone to do the job right is really hard. Sometimes best to do it yourself.

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    1. Yep, hard to get done
      Many screw up a ton

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