Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Pull A Card For Easy Or Hard!

Humans sure can confuse more than a bit. I guess they prove they are full off umm spit. Some more than others as they spit when they talk. Those are ones you wish would speak using chalk. Or a pen. Hey, didn't rhyme at my den.

That looks so hard.
Nah, it's easy as can be.
Nothing will end up chard,
Just follow along with me.

That looks so easy.
Nah, it is really hard to do.
No need to get sleazy,
Because you don't have a clue.

My, that was hard.
You were sure right.
I'll go mow the yard,
As long as no snow is in sight.

My, that was easy.
You are on the ball.
It was just breezy.
Feel free to stand tall.

My, that wasn't hard.
You are just dumb.
Is your brain scarred?
Can't you walk and chew gum?

My, that wasn't easy.
You lied to me.
I got all queasy.
Now leave me be.

Easy or hard?
What will it be?
Pull a card,
And set it free.

Can't you see?
It was so easy.
Hard to climb a tree?
Now you're just cheesy.

Hard or easy?
What will it be?
Are you all sneezy?
That can't cause glee.

All some kind of draw?
Maybe it's not.
Could be some law,
To the easy or hard plot.

I guess Pat uses that is easy or hard too. All humans do. Yet some things that are hard aren't hard at all. They just take humans forgoing their lazy call. Some things easy may not be as well. It may not be all that easy to get into Hell. Depends on what one can do. Do you use easy and hard a lot at your zoo? The cat always uses three words with his sass, that is just the way of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

69 comments:

  1. Pull A Card For Easy Or Hard!
    Not a bother for one so smart
    Hard or easy
    Plain to see
    Matter of being a lesser dud

    Hank

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    1. Good not having a dud
      Can come down with a thud

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  2. If it's something new
    I think it's hard to do
    'Cause I'm set in my ways
    Need to learn things in my old days
    Things can be easy if you give 'em a try
    If not, I can always have a good cry!

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    1. Set in your ways
      Sometimes pays
      Other times it pays out
      What's that about?

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  3. You made my brain fizzle with this one. Lmao I always say "that wasn't hard" sarcastically. Some things are just so easy to do that it kills me when certain people are too lazy to do them. End rant.

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    1. Wow, you must die and come back everyday
      As there are lazy people every which way lol

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  4. Most things are easy once you start. Although mowing the lawn with snow wouldn't be. Actually, it would just be futile.

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    1. lmao, yeah that would not be a win
      Sounds like something a redneck may give a spin

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  5. I sometimes make things harder
    By putting them off
    When I should just suck it up
    And then I won't scoff

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    1. Easier to do and be done
      Then one can have their fun

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  6. Best not to use qualifiers, but human to do so.

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  7. You played the chard card;
    Wasn't that hard?
    What's that you said about not being smart?
    Don't make me whip out the cantankerous old fart!

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  8. Easy come and easy go
    Easy peasy at your show
    It's too hard I hear you say
    I'll do it yet another day
    The days do pass one by one
    Snow flakes melt in a scorching sun

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    1. Not sure I want to scorch
      But be glad when no more flakes hit the porch

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  9. Often after a long medical report
    listening to someone with limited English skills
    I have been known to mumble "that was hard to do"
    And then I wonder how much they heal.

    betty

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    1. Sometimes limited English skills can be a pain
      As one tries to figure them out at our lane

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  10. It's easy to stay home. Harder to roam. Easy to rhyme, hard to keep time. I play the easy/hard game. Is that totally lame?

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    1. Maybe not lame
      As its an interesting game

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  11. I need to get me an Easy Button!

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  12. Easy or hard?
    Or in between?
    Depends on the day
    which way I lean!

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  13. Easy or hard, it all there. Whatever comes up. Just hope it is easy today.

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    1. Yeah, easier is better to come due
      But it will always come up at our zoo

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  14. Indeed. It's amazing things that are 'easy' just aren't for me:)

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    1. Yeah, some sure suck
      Making you go what the fluck

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  15. ha, we're all allowed to say what we felt was hard,
    even if, for others, that means we are as useful as lard,
    What is easy for some may take some effort for another,
    Heck- best to not plague with insults and smother.

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    1. Yeah insults may come easy
      But somethings for some aren't easy peasy

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  16. Things that seem hard are easy, and things that seem easy can be hard. It's hard to know what's easy, but not easy to know what's hard.

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    1. You shall know when you do
      Seems the way at each zoo

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  17. Mowing is easy,
    don't you know.
    Especially in winter.
    There's nothing but snow.

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    1. Can sit and stare
      From a chair
      Until it piles
      Then shovel for miles

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  18. Mowing is easy,
    don't you know.
    Especially in winter.
    There's nothing but snow.

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  19. I tend not to think so much in terms of easy and hard. More in terms of "do I or don't I want to see this done?"

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    1. That is a better way to go
      Can get it done high and low

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  20. I do sometimes. I say, "That's easy." quite often.

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  21. Sometimes easy and hard, work hand in hand
    Umm.....when that happens, life is grand.
    Wink, wink..I'll say no more
    TMI will be in store

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    1. lmao going to the gutter
      Won't make the cat stutter

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  22. orlin N cassie

    its eazee for uz ta understand how hard it iz ta catch a fish ! ♥♥♥

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    1. That can be rough
      Need the right stuff

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  23. Easy becomes easy over time ~ Just a matter of practice ~

    Have a good week Pat ~

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    1. Practice can help out
      With any hard about

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  24. I usually like the easy path- unless it will end up being more work in the long run. I agree with Grace that the more we do something the easier it gets. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. The more we do
      The easier things will come through

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  25. Ah Pat in the Hatt
    The rhyming cat
    Easy can be hard
    Like frozen lard
    Hard can be easy
    That's plain to see
    I shall go trim a tree
    Busy as a bee
    Shall use dull scissors
    And finish with tweezers.

    Gary, Gary, quite contrary....

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    1. That might work
      But not a perk
      Take a week
      Might fall in a creek

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  26. Easy, that's always what we say once we've defeated the task, fulfilled the quest, or built that damn cabinet. But truly it's a swearing, hair tearing proposition! At least for me!

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    1. lol sometimes swearing comes due
      As it annoys through and through

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  27. Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode of a motivational speaker

    "life is hard right?

    No life is easy, you suck!"

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    1. haha sometimes there is truth
      At the Simpsons booth

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  28. Personally, I think snowflakes are easy
    But others tell me they are not so easy peasy!

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  29. If everything were easy, we'd grow bored pretty quick. I like a challenge every now and again.

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    1. Good to keep us going
      With a challenging showing

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  30. I use easy and hard.
    I'll write them in a card.
    ha.

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    1. A card to play
      On an easy or hard day?

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  31. When something is easy.... We need that easy button. THAT WAS EASY!!

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    1. A big button may work
      Could be a perk

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