Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Round Forty Two With More In View!

The search engines crazies are here. They sure like to come and peer. I bet they never find what they want. That is probably a good thing at my haunt.

pervert santa sex

Want to be jolly with a twinkle? May find many a wrinkle.

pat hatt drummer

Not very well. Sorry, no drumming where I dwell.

rats having sex

Eww to that. Them and their scat.

boats and goats 2015

Back to boat and goats? Need some oats?

Betsy on a train

Wrong place. Over at her zoo do trains they embrace.

toga in my ass

That has to be rough. Maybe get some pliers for that toga stuff.

grey grass sunny

Too sunny? No rain is runny? 

Your mine there kitty

Not on your life. Go get a wife.

going going going

Hmm, an auction at your sea? Or are you having a good long pee?


going through hell today

Don't burn. I hope you return.

hop a trash can

Why hop one? Two is more fun.

you have got to be kidding me

Nope, two is more fun. Three should even be done.

pervert snowman sex

Pervert seeks a pervert today. Might get cold down there, okay?

a mountain in a mole hill

Got that wrong. But I will nod and play along.

And for the final one, we continue with the fun. The fun that may scare you all away. Or make you go throw up in the bathroom anyway. Prepare yourself for this feat. It is a umm treat.

Sexy Squid Balls R Us

Maybe they thought R was their fan? Nasty, no matter their plan. I don't want squid balls or a toga up my ass. These people just have no class. But they give me lots to sass as they keep finding my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

83 comments:

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    1. Well, what do ya know...
      Jacqueline is number one at your show
      Way to go!

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  2. Number One
    For more fun
    Under your sun...
    Give all the others a run!

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  3. Sex with a snowman
    And hopping a can;
    Smack 'em with a frying pan
    Sounds like an excellent plan.

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    1. Hit them in the head
      Let them drop on dead

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  4. I guess sex sells, but I didn't realize you were selling that kind of sex...

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    1. Yeah, neither did we
      Damn, must not make much at our sea

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  5. The crazies talk of many things
    Of candle sticks and beeswax wings
    They always end up at your door
    Should bring you lunch forevermore.

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    1. Lunch from any of those
      Would sure cause me woes

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  6. It takes all kinds to make a world. Some kinds are a problem. Sex with a snowman is OK, in the privacy of your own home. Have to make it quick or turn off the heat. Would never happen in Georgia, we ain't got no snow. However, we got pervs.

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    1. Pervs come in every which way
      I'd imagine a snow man would be rather cold at ones bay

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  7. Round Forty Two With More In View!
    The crazies with lots of short fuse
    Commonly talking sex
    Sexy squid? What's next!
    Wasted energy, must find ways to reduce

    Hank

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    1. Ways to reduce the nuts
      Fix them like mutts

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  8. well this old lady cant rhyme
    but I sure can whine
    ask the man who gave me the ring
    everyday he hears me sing

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  9. Lots of sex here I noticed
    wonder what is up with that?
    those search engines are so crazy
    almost like your cats :)

    betty

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    1. lol crazy as can be
      Not sure why sex comes to we

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  10. Boats and goats 2015? Maybe it will soon be Pigs and Wigs 2016?

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    1. God, I hope not
      Trump and his wig can rot

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  11. Damn those are some funny searching nuts. I guess sexy squid balls will get them outta their ruts. And how do you get a mountain in a mole hill? That certainly takes some will.

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    1. That it surely does take will
      Maybe they have a magic pill

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  12. Sexy squid balls r us?? Omg!!! That's the icing on the cake. I'm scared to ask what triggered them to go to your page with that. Lmao. Hahahahaha.

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    1. lmao I have no idea at my sea
      But it was quit umm interesting to come to be

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  13. Search engines are sure something else. Sexy Squid balls is just a little too much on the gross side.

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    1. Gross they are
      Don't want to see them at our sand bar

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  14. What's up with all that pervert sex? *cringes*

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    1. Cringe worthy indeed
      As they find my feed

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  15. What's up with all that pervert sex? *cringes*

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  16. Between the squids and rats not much gets done! Oh, never mind, I don't want to be between them at all!!!

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    1. haha yeah, a bad place to be
      Not one that any needs to see

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  17. I'm speechless. Don't know what to say.
    So I'll just say, "Have a good day." :)

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    1. haha made you speechless with the nuts
      They sure are in ruts

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  18. What? You're not a drummer?
    Well that really is a bummer
    Mind you, that crazy beat
    Might give the cats a rhythmic treat!

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    1. It could bring a treat
      Might end up rather neat

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  19. HAHA, Pat the drummer has a nice ring to it!!

    I'm seriously jealous you get to see these, they used to be my pride and joy and then Google blocked them. I wonder if that is different in Canada!

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    1. Shouldn't block them at one's sea
      As long as people aren't logged into google when they visit thee

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  20. Enjoy winter? I think not. I'm supposed to be living in the land of perpetual summer. I want my warm weather back.

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    1. haha the cold found you
      We feel for you, maybe, at your zoo

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  21. My brain is too fuzzy to recreate my comment
    And Blogger in their wisdom deleted it in a moment
    Some days it just doesn't pay
    To wander around and try to have my say

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    1. Blogger can be a pain
      And eat up a thought train

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  22. Pat Hatt Drummer - stilling laughing...perhaps, there is a drum waiting for you somewhere..let me look in my crystal ball...

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    1. haha one hand at my sea
      So not much drumming to come to be

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    2. I have the perfect drum for one handed drummer

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  23. lol to rats having sex. Crazy people searching for weird stuff.

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  24. Going thru hell - sort of fits most days, although not on your blog! :)

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    1. Yeah, we don't need hell
      Can raise a little with what we tell

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  25. orlin N cassie

    frank lee....we canna think oh any one... troo lee... who wood wanna toga in ther ass....for one...talk bout a total waste of time tryin ta shove it up in ther...

    ♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, that would just be a pain
      With not a single gain

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  26. Give me a lovely spring every time, with no rats.

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  27. Rats having sex? Squids with balls, too?/What is this cat up to today?Unless this cat is new! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Same old cat
      And same old nuts finding our blog mat

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  28. Were they hoping to see some snowballs?

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  29. Keep those perverts at bay
    and ha, rats must have a lot of sex
    as they multiply like fleas!!

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    1. Yep, they sure do
      Had dozens of them at a former zoo

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  30. You do get some looney searchers. I haven't checked mine, and your list makes me scared to check it, lol. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. ;)

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    1. Sometimes that is so
      But then again, I want to know

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  31. Pat Hatt drummer made me smile
    rhyming Cat could change profile...

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    1. Change it with a drum?
      That would be different and then some

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  32. Makes you wonder how people got their information before the internet. Did they walk up to their coworkers and whisper "Hey, Joe. Do you know where I can find that Sexy Squid Balls R Us shop?"

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    1. "Keep your voice down. Pat knows a guy who knows a guy who is the CEO of Sexy Squid Ball Inc. So if you're really interested...."

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    2. lol yeah, I wonder what they did do
      Actually, we probably don't want to know at our zoo

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  33. Someone wants to see me on a train?
    I wonder if that was in the snow or in the rain?
    hahaha.
    Hope it wasn't the same person looking for santa sex
    or with a snowman, because that does perplex.

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    1. haha probably not one in the same
      But if so run, as they know your name

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  34. My stomach just turned
    On that last comment spurned
    Ick!!!
    Sick!!!

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  35. Sexy squid??? I just don't even want to know....

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    1. Don't want to know
      Good way to be at your show

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