Friday, January 22, 2016

Some May Brain Numb With 2016 Movies To Come!

Once more the cat will show you some that are in store. Who knows if they will get pushed back though, just so you know. But here are some of the movies of 2016 that will come to a big screen.

Captain America Civil War.
Avengers 2.5 as out every hero will pour.
The Suicide Squad.
Another Will Smith movie you won't applaud.

Deadpool will come due.
With an R rating he'll give a bleep you.
Finding Dory is at play.
Cashing in once again at their Pixar bay.

It's Kung Fu Panda 3.
Jack Black needs to make a fee.
Batman Vs Superman.
Plus a whole other clan.

X-Men Apocalypse is coming,
Wolverine and Beast will be chumming.
And it's Tarzan the big ape.
Hey, at least he doesn't wear a cape.

Fantastic Beasts comes for a spin.
Whoops, I mean a Harry Potter cash in.
Moana is going to hit the trail.
Will The Rock singing be a big fail?

London Has Fallen, Oh No!
Bad guys attack wherever the US President will go.
Alice Through the Looking Glass.
Another cash in that may fall on its ass.

Then you have Doctor Strange.
Will Sherlock have range?
Dirty Grandpa is coming too.
Hmm, do I want to know at my zoo?

It's Ride Along 2.
Another cash in, who knew?
Ghostbusters 3.
That one can kiss my ass at my sea.

Those things with different color hair, Trolls!
Is rainbow making their goals?
You got Assassins Creed.
Another video game to movie to make your eyes bleed.

Journey 3: From the Earth to the Moon.
Hopefully the series dies in a moon dune.
And then you have Warcraft.
Think it was born on a raft?

There are just a few that will be out there to view. Any you want to see? A few will sure be seen by me. Not the stupid Ghostbusters remake though. They can stick that up their you know. If only creators made sure no remakes or redos could ever come due like the Back to the Future crew. Then we wouldn't have such crap spread across the map. Bet some will sure haul money in in mass. That is a given to anyone and my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

82 comments:

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    1. Thanks Alex and Truedessa 'morning
      Happened to be unexpectedly lurking
      Regular #1's are all away
      They'll come another day
      Time for spot of early morning basking

      Hank

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    2. Hank got in for the win
      Lurking about for a spin

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    3. Did I skip a day
      At your bay?
      Say it ain't so
      At your show!
      Batfleck Vs Superman.. yikes!
      I'd rather sit on spikes

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    4. Batfleck is near
      With his rubber rear

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    1. Hank slipped in to block the attack. Good Morning Alex!

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    2. Hank sure stopped the attack
      Held the ninja back

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    3. That ninja sure did try
      I bet he can fly

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  3. I want to see half of them. This DC fan is very excited for Batman versus Superman, but also looking forward to Deadpool and Civil War.

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    1. Yeah, those three I will surely see
      Should be fun when they come to be

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    2. Have to give it a go
      Could be a fun show

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  4. I liked the X-Men movies and Wolverine I am a fan of so that I would watch. Don't even get me going on Moana..that leaves me with a bad vibe.

    Have a good day at your bay
    today it is freezing here
    tomorrow snow will appear...

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    1. Enjoy all the snow
      May miss our show
      X-men should be a good one
      As that series is having a good run

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  5. Well, by the sounds of those, this is why I don't watch movies.

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  6. My mom couldn't get the "It's Harry Potter without Harry Potter" past her head.

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    1. lol a cash in is what it is
      With the wannabe Harry Potter biz

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  7. You don't like the avengers series? I love them!! And nooo not bc of Robert Downey Jr or mr. Hemsworth. Ok, Um, maybe.

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    1. They are great indeed
      Never said I didn't like them at my feed

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    2. You like them but they make our brain dumb?? That's probably why we like them. Hahahaha

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    3. Some may bring numb
      Never said all with my rhyming bum

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  8. I wouldn't want a ghost kissing my butt
    That might put me in a rut
    You say that's the thing for Ghostbusters 3
    An unorthodox treatment as I see

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    1. Hopefully that just dies and fades away
      Crap it will be on display

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  9. Some May Brain Numb With 2016 Movies To Come!
    Remakes rolled in the cash, like Star Wars fun
    There seems a frenzy
    To dish out aplenty
    Many new choices and not considered a re-run

    Hank

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    1. A lot of remakes will be had
      Hollywood is remake mad

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  10. I have never seen Ghostbusters. Scandalous, I know.

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    1. Geez, that is just rude
      The new one I give attitude

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  11. When no new ideas are had just remake what was already bad!

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    1. Except they remake what was good
      Same crap in each hood

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  12. After looking at your list and seeing just how many superhero types movies will be coming out this year makes me wonder if they'll finally hit the saturation point with that genre.

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    1. At some point they very well may
      But for now they are here to stay

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  13. Love Brian's comment. That is so true. But they all seem to make plenty of money for some unknown reason. I like the old timey movies, the funny ones.

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    1. Yeah, they seem to make a ton of dough
      Funny ones are good to give a go

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  14. Probably want to see half of these
    And then wait til they get to Red Box
    Why pay lots of money in a movie when pickings so slim
    Will be patient and save a few bucks

    betty

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    1. Saving a few bucks is the way to be
      Don't want to add to their money tree

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  15. I'm looking forward to the Ghostbusters although why it's a remake I don't know. A new story with this crew would have made more sense. Daughters of the originals would have made more sense. But, I like the ladies - funny women. Can't fault them the opportunity to show there stuff! :)

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    1. Yeah, should have made it its own thing
      Then no one would care, in a bad way, with their ghost fling

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  16. Yeah, I'll see most of those superhero ones. They crank out like 10 a year now, and I still see them. We both do.

    Ghostbusters? Strong pass. I'll even take The Rock singing over that one.

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    1. Yep, I see most superhero ones too
      Flush the damn ghostbusters down the loo

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  17. As someone who is really bad at seeing new movies,
    I appreciate the rundown and maybe one I will see,
    That rhyme above was stretching it a bit,
    but I don't have the Pat & cat rhyming kit!
    Either way, I do want to see "Finding Dory".
    I bet it'll be a great expansion of an already good story.

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    1. Pixar usually is fun
      Accept with it's sequel run
      Like Cars 2
      So we shall see what comes due

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  18. Now that we have a new theater nearby with excellent prices and plush reclining seats, we'll probably see at least some of those movies you mentioned. One we WON'T see is that "Dirty Grandpa" one. We buy used DVDs at flea markets, and we happened to buy "Bad Grandpa" without knowing what it was about. YUK! It was done by the same guys who did the "Jackass" movies, only in this one, the guy's made up to look like an old guy. An obnoxious old guy pulling juvenile pranks. I expect "Dirty Grandpa" would be more of the same sophomoric humor... amplified.

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    1. I knew Bad Grandpa was about that
      Skipped it where we are at
      Dirty Grandpa is supposed to be trash
      But it's a whole other rash

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  19. There are definitely a few movies coming out that I want to see.

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    1. Hopefully they'll be good
      At each hood

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  20. Re-makes are money in the bank. I remember reading an article on how Will Smith was working to get his son his own film franchise, a hit film with many sequels to follow. His wife is probably boycotting the Oscars because that is money lost that Will Smith will not win it for the movie he made this year.

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    1. Will Smith is such a whiner and overrated bum these days
      Wife is whining that pimping their kids out never pays
      No one cares
      Won't pay the fares

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  21. orlin N cassie....we iz still lookin ta chex out mooveez frum 1916..... { we dont get out much }

    heerz two an orangespine unicorn fish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. Damn 100 years ago
      A good one may show though

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  22. I am one who wants to see Ghostbusters....we shall see. Superman vs Batman...ok and I am an X men fan. I am certain i will see many of these but I hope there will be some original movies also instead of remakes, re-do's, movies from video games. Oh I wish for an original thought

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    1. Original thought long ago went out the door
      Now just the same old crap with the same old lore

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  23. I loved Tarzan movies when I was a kid.
    Westerns with Gene Autry and Roy Rogers were fun.
    Today's movies I don't care about so much.
    I doubt that I'll see any of these, well maybe one.
    Have a good weekend.

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    1. The new Tarzan looks umm dumb
      But we shall see is a good rule of thumb

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  24. A lot of movies to look forward to and unfortunately only a few will end up being good.

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    1. Yep, not many will
      Even after they take your bill

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    1. Can get old fast
      Be a thing of the past

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  26. I am excited for Fantastic Beasts...the others not so ~

    Happy Friday ~

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    1. Got the rip off ready
      As it comes steady

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  27. I'm like an old grandma;
    Won't go to the cinema
    Unless it's a restored old palace...
    Just ask Alice!

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  28. I can't even tell you how excited I am for Deadpool. Years. Years. But this year is looking like it's going to be a pretty good one for movies :P

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    1. Yeah, deadpool should be tons of fun
      Many a good one

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  29. I don't go to the movies often, but I do enjoy a good movie from time to time. I tend to like the ones that are based on books I have read. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Even if they turn out crap
      With their book to movie lap

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  30. Too many choices you've put in front of me
    Star Wars 7 I've still yet to see...

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  31. Wouldn't see
    Most of these
    Would make me seize
    With an added brain freeze

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  32. I watched the Deadpool trailer last night and I'm so excited about it. ^_^

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    1. A grand one it should be
      And fun to see

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  33. None of these movies are my cup of tea
    if I had to choose one Kung Fu Panda I'd see!

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    1. They aren't bad
      Watched the first two at my pad

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  34. Remakes are not grand
    in any land. lol

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