Friday, January 15, 2016

Sponsor That From The Cat!

The cat got an email a while ago, why do I even read these at my show? It asked if I wanted to sponsor some crappy post thing. My, I must really be the rhyming king. I get to sponsor now. Maybe I should go back to just saying, meow?

We like you.
We really, really do.
So come on down.
To sponsor town.

Is this the Price is Right?
Do I win a free flight?
Maybe a big boat?
A car of note?

No way.
Just have your say.
And of course pay.
Then you'll be on display.

Where's the fun in that?
Nothing in it for the cat.
Go piss up a rope.
Don't forget to use soap.

But you'll get views.
You'll be in our news.
That is the best.
We beat the rest.

Wow, more views.
But I don't get a cruise?
That is just not neat.
So this email gets a delete.

But it is for us.
No need to cuss.
We just want to help you.
And make some money too.

Sure, help me out.
Go eat a trout.
Choke on it too.
Helped me out at my zoo.

How mean are you?
We no longer want you in view.
You are not a nice cat.
How about that?

Took you that long to learn?
Did you feel the burn?
If it's a burn down there,
May want to visit a Dr. lair.

The cat screwed with them for a bit. Hey, I need my fun somewhere as here I sit. But then just told them to pound sand. Has a nut ever wanted you to sponsor their land? Did you just ignore or screw with them like me? The later is as fun as can be. But in the end they can suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

90 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Good Morning Hank
      on day closer!

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    2. Good morning Truedessa
      They left the door ajar

      Hank

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    3. Did you kick it in?
      That could be a win

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    4. Guess who was on the road
      Getting stuck like a toad?
      Hank is back, you know,
      Way to go!

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    5. Stuck on the road
      In work mode

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  2. I happened to still be up and looked at the time and it was 6 on the nose (7 in Orlin land) and thought I'd try but knew I'd be a little after-the-fact.

    But I like #2-za
    Fine foe Suza!

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    1. A foe you say
      For #2 at my bay

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    2. Can't we all just get along?
      Who needs a foe
      At your show
      Can't they just go?
      Sit on a crow?
      Fast or slow?

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    3. A foe over a toe
      Tarsier Man's show

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  3. But don't you want to hear Ryan Seacrest announce your name, "sponsored by the cat"? Hahaha I'm sure there was nuthin' in it for you.

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    1. lol might raise a few eyeballs
      But yeah, screw that at our halls

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  4. Not too sure
    About a "burn down there"
    Might want some ointment
    Or air, if you dare
    :-)

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    1. lol a little air
      Let it show without a care

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    2. the cat goes bare
      without a care...haha
      so plenty of air...

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    3. All there to sea
      Others can flee

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  5. What? You don't get a cruise
    now, the cat is singing the blues
    No promises of Bora Bora Island
    or the green Scottish Highlands

    pfft I say, the cat needs some pay
    hey, it's Friday a fun day...

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    1. Yeah, no Bora Bora in hand
      The cat would enjoy pay, sun and sand

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    2. Bora... I heard someone say, "Bora" (tongue sticking out)....

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  6. Don't sponsors usually foot the bill?
    Wouldn't that be quite the thrill
    Also you buy all the lunch
    They would love you quite a bunch

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    1. They may not
      Stomach may rot
      I'd buy them crap
      Watching each sap

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  7. No sponsors or paid posts or ads at my pad. Forget it!

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  8. I'm just not as famous as the cat. No requests for sponsorship here.

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    1. I get them a few times a week
      Ignore mostly at my creek

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  9. Pissing up ropes
    Is my favourite cuss;
    It's perfect for dopes
    Who think they're smarter than us.

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    1. Yep, sure has a way
      Of making ones day

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  10. Sponsor That From The Cat!
    Would go for big promo perhaps
    But not easy
    Costs money
    Wait in the wings to avoid a spat

    Hank

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  11. I get the occasional requests
    to do a review or sponsor a give away
    I usually tell them no, not interested
    and hope they will stay far away

    betty

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    1. Yeah, hopefully they do
      But many come back with something new

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  12. What are they offering you to sponsor them? Free cat toys?? If yes, I'd take the deal!!!!

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    1. Offering nothing much at all
      I've had cat stuff ones at my hall

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  13. Look on the bright side. If folks want you to sponsor them, that must mean you have "arrived." You're hot stuff, kiddo. No, no one has sent me that kinda request, but some have asked to advertise on my blog, or for me to be part of an ongoing online forum where I'd be "sharing my wisdom" on all kinds of topics. Yeah, giving... as in, I'd be doing the work, and they'd be getting the profits. I'll pass.

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    1. lol never had the sharing wisdom one
      I guess I'm just not wise enough with each rhyming run

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  14. Most of those requests are just people looking for something for nothing.Very few will pay anything. I have had one or two requests but I am just not interested since I don't like to go read blogs that do nothing but advertise cat stuff that I already know about. Too many people trying to make money from their blogs. Sorry, this is one of my pet peeves.

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    1. haha I can tell it is a pet peeve indeed
      And every word is true that you took seed

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  15. Yeah, I love those e-mails too. Our favorite one was from some softcore porno company. Needless to say, we messed with them as well. I think our site would be described as the exact opposite of sexy... but probably not the exact opposite of smut.

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    1. haha screwing with them is fun
      Not sure I ever got a real softcore one

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  16. How does one actually piss up a rope?
    How about pissing up a slope?
    Now that would be a challenge, Cat
    I'd like to see those sponsor seekers do that

    Hey, it's Friday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. It would come back in their eye
      So it is an insult any guy

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  17. Oh, I would make a better comment but I'm still trying to figure out that rope trick.

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    1. lol don't think too hard
      Go pee in the yard

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  18. I've had a request
    I thought it a jest!

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    1. Jest it may be
      As few are with their spree

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  19. When I get junk mail
    I don't throw a fit.
    I just never fail.
    To give them some...crap.

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    1. Fun to give crap
      When they are on tap

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  20. When I get junk mail
    I don't throw a fit.
    I just never fail.
    To give them some...crap.

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  21. The same company emails me every week,
    Thinking I'll post even though their produce is def. not on fleek,
    The few posts I've done for a company,
    are only because they are something that would be used by me,
    but I prefer my blog to remain pure,
    so far, that's what I got in store.

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    1. A good way to be
      Pure at your sea
      No advertising crap
      Ignore each silly sap

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  22. The follow up to those emails are ever more frustrating. Why haven't I heard back from you? Ugh, where is that permanent delete button.

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    1. haha yeah, they send you even more
      When you ignore at your shore

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  23. I delete and report those as spam. The ones I have had are way back in my previous posts.

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    1. Goo way to report then nuts
      As they talk out their butts

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  24. I never had someone ask me to sponsor and I am glad of that because they can just kiss my ass

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    1. haha tell them to pucker up
      As they sniff like a pup

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  25. I hate it when they ask for a bunch
    Without even springing for a McD's lunch
    As though you've hit a winning spree
    "Give me $1000 and advertise for me. Whoopee!"
    As Birgit says, they can kiss my ass
    But I'd charge them first
    I have some class!

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    1. lol charge them first
      A bubble may burst
      Then you may not get the kiss
      Unless they like ass bliss

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  26. I am not interested in sponsors or ads ~ But I do get a lot of spam or funny emails ~

    Have a good weekend Pat ~

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    1. Funny emails can bring a smile
      As I make fun back by a mile

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  27. orlin N cassie....when de emailz come thru that sum one wants ta sponsor EWE....then give it a look see....

    heerz two a jewel tetra N jawfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. haha that would be grand
      We'd get money in hand

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  28. Hahahah... cats like to screw with everything. Have you ever seen them screw with a mouse before they kill it?

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    1. Yep, they play it to death
      Until its last breath

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  29. The ones that tick me off
    And make me want to cough
    Say my blog's in the top ten
    And I'll get even more hits when
    I publish their logo, for free, I might add
    They make me sick! Eee gad!

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    1. Yeah, those can bite me
      With their free spree

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  30. They can take their hits and social shares and shove them up their ass. Unless I am getting paid, I'll take a big fat pass.

    It amazes me how many companies think I have nothing better to do than to promote their products for free. I'd like to introduce their groins to my knee.

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    1. hahaha that would be funny to see
      You could do a whole youtube series with your knee

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  31. Over my head mate. But I get the gist. I don't blame you.

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  32. I once got asked to do the same,
    To sponsor a pair of shades that were really lame,
    I just laughed and ignored,
    I really don’t get them much anymore.
    Me and my busted knee,
    Can make them all flee. HA!

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    1. haha you got a scary knee
      They run when they see

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  33. Cat is lucky to get email
    my dogs are not so lucky. Smiles!
    As for sponsoring things,
    sounds like spam to me!
    Shred it.

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    1. Shred it is the way
      Makes for a better day

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  34. I get those, too!
    Crazy things will turn you blue.
    I actually wanted to do one there
    but they never replied to my answer anywhere!

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    1. haha figures that would be the way
      Probably thought you wanted pay

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