Saturday, January 2, 2016

Those Boots Are In Cahoots!

Cahoots is such a fun word that cat has to use it and be absurd. Maybe I'm in cahoots with cahoots today. Cahoots just doesn't get enough play. Cahoots wants to come a calling. Don't leave cahoots balling.

Come and be in cahoots,
Maybe with some newts.
Newts in cahoots.
That beats grassroots.

Cahoots is sure here.
Do cahoots you fear?
No need for that.
Cahoots with a cat.

Maybe a cat hoots?
Was it Puss n Boots?
Isn't hooting left for an owl?
Cats just hiss and growl.

Could be a bird going ca.
Then it hoots with a la la la.
Cahoots came of it.
So a bird and song were a hit.

The two were in cahoots.
Guess no room for newts.
Could that be the roots?
Those two in cahoots.

Cahoots to be in cahoots.
That would spawn some routes.
Maybe get some hoots,
By one in cowboy boots.

Cahoots for the cow and boy?
They are playing it coy.
Need to sell those boots.
Yep, they're in cahoots.

Businessmen and a tailor store,
They don't just bore.
They are in cahoots.
They make you buy suits.

Hmm, have any disputes?
Maybe they aren't in cahoots.
Or they need recruits,
To stay in cahoots.

Are you a cahoots recruit?
Don't sit and dispute.
Claim your cahoots roots.
Be proud of being in cahoots.

Isn't cahoots a fun word? Is my cahoots absurd? Are you in cahoots at your sea? Are you in cahoots with a tree? That would be a sight to see. Might even impress me. Have the tree fall on a head, poof, your enemy is dead. Cahoots can sure come in mass. But I won't be a cahoot-ing little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Lucky me, it is now #8
      Still walking straight

      Hank

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    2. Walking the line
      Straight is divine

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    3. Can he make it all year without a blue wave?

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    4. haha - Oh I am sure a blue wave
      will be made....

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    5. a blue wave
      will be made?
      it is a real threat!

      Hank

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    6. The threat is on
      A blue wave may dawn

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    7. A blue wave you say?
      At the kitty cat bay?
      Could it be today?
      Did the Cat say nay?
      Hey!
      Today...
      Is the day!

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    8. Today was the day
      You came to play

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    9. And proved I'm not a robot too
      Like twenty times at your shoe

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    10. Proved it indeed
      Did at your feed

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  2. Those Boots Are In Cahoots!
    Meant for walking for dudes
    That's what they do
    Contending to be true
    All around the neighborhood

    Hank

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    1. All around they go
      Putting on a show

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    1. Hank and Blue sitting in a tree
      I'm shouting out with glee
      Cause I am number 3

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    2. Blue climbed a tree?
      Might get stuck at his sea

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    3. number two
      and a blue suede shoe

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    4. Blue climbed a tree
      He did it for free
      Hoping he could see Bora far away
      Too bad he couldn't today

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    5. Blue climbed a tree
      He did it for free
      Hoping he could see Bora far away
      Too bad he couldn't today

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    6. Climbed twice
      Paid the same price

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    7. Mice are nice
      Like furry dice

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  4. She is always in cahoots
    And I think her name is Toots
    It can't be Clementine
    Cause her shoes ain't number nine
    She has very tiny foots
    As along the floor she scoots
    The piggy bank she loots
    As to the fuzz she snoots

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    1. The fuzz may be pissed
      She may get missed
      Buried in the deep dark woods
      Or thrown in some backward hoods

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  5. Well Pat had one good time with the word Cahoots. Great word to rhyme with. Like the word newts too.

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    1. haha cahoots was fun
      As I gave it a run

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  6. Cahoots is a fun word, I should use it more often

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  7. Haven't used this word in a long time
    Seems one that older people might choose
    But I bet now I see it at least 10 times in the next week
    And then it will seem overused

    betty

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    1. lol that seems to be the way
      Could be here to stay

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  8. I agree, that is a fun word, but we favor Cathoots MOL!

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    1. lol cat hooting is swell
      But we didn't want to tell

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  9. while cahoots might be fun to say
    it is usually not good when in play
    in cahoots, I wonder about their roots
    and a trickster might come your way
    a word to the wise watch what you say
    now, off I go have a great day

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    1. lol cahoots can be fun
      Depends on the someone
      And on the cahooting biz
      Bah, no such thing as watching what we say with the rhyming biz

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  10. Cahoots has a certain Je ne sais quoi. Now what does Je ne sais quoi mean?

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    1. Something more rare
      Or something not easily used, etc. at ones lair

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    2. Oh I love Je ne sais quoi.
      It makes me feel so Vichyssoiser. lol

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    3. Now that one I have no idea at all
      Here at my hall

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    4. It's cold tater soup Pat! Je ne sais quoi!

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    5. Don't eat much
      So that one I'd be out of touch

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    6. The Cat does speak French
      On his bench
      But he does know oui oui
      And Scooby Dooweee

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    7. The cat knows a few
      Can swear at you too

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  11. I think by the tenth time I read that word, it lost all meaning...

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    1. lol flew out the window
      With my cahoots show

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  12. I used to be in cahoots with my brother when we'd get in trouble as kids. lol

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  13. Oh man, I haven't heard that term for a good long while!

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    1. I use it all the time. What does that say about me?
      In the place to be?

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    2. Yeah, barely used here
      Until Blue gave it a cheer

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  14. Cahoots is a great word. It reminds me of the wild, Wild West.

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    1. lol wouldn't want to live there
      Here at my lair

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    2. I'd call you Buford Tannen, you know
      At your Wild Wild West Show

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    3. Yeah, no need for manure
      That has no allure

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  15. A great word, cahoots.
    Calls to mind, you know
    galoots in boots
    or criminal hoboes.

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  16. A great southern word
    From my mom it was often heard
    Made me miss her, yes, you did
    Made me wish I was once again a kid

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    1. Nothing wrong with being a kid
      Can get away with anything and flip ones lid

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  17. Cahoots-ing is trending
    For those who are spending
    Their time never-ending
    With truths they'll be bending

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    1. I've seen lots of folks cahootsing all day
      It's the game they like to play
      As they are scared being just one
      When they encounter Blue it's no fun

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    2. That they are
      Spending by far
      In cahoots aplenty too
      At every zoo

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    3. You take one down... here comes another one
      No fun

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    4. Yep, one always to crop up
      Like crap to a pup

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  18. I love some funky words like Cahoots-usually with my best friend. I love the words-spelunking which I have never done.
    I love the word, smurgling which our cats do every day.
    My mom had 2 words but unsure if they are German dialect-
    One is Kaboef-Not a closet or a room but a little place to store stiff in like a place under the stairs. Pu that box in the kaboef:) The other is Kanatch. What is that? When we were kids and chewed gum with our mouth open, making that gross sound, my mom would say "Stop Kanatching!"

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    1. lol never heard the later three
      So that is what drooling cats are called at any sea

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  19. Its a feel good word isn't it. Has a certain ring to it...
    Here's to a wonderful 2016. Cheers!

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    1. It has a good ring
      As off the tongue it will spring

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  20. I will be in cahoots with you
    you be cahoots with me
    and we both will be happy
    in this great blue sea!

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  21. I've been in cahoots with Jason for 19 years today. It's definitely a fun word to say!

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    1. A good cahoots to have indeed
      There at your feed

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  22. lol, it sure is a fun word to say.
    Sounds a little southern at my bay.
    Not sure I've ever really used the word.
    People here in the midwest would think I'm absurd!

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    1. lol be fun to see
      What comes to be if used by thee

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