The cat has actually gotten a few "You Should" emails at his sea. I figured I could use them with a rhyming spree. So let's see what helpful people have to say. Some must have waaaaay too much time on their hands at their bay.
You should only blog one day a week.
Yep, got that advice at my creek.
Hmmm, lazy people anyone?
Maybe they don't like my 365 day run.
Make the poor sap look bad?
Poor, poor them at their pad.
All blog how they do.
So to that I give a big screw you.
You should do more in depth poetry.
Pffft and I'm a dog at my sea.
I'm about as much a poet as a frog.
Just a rhyming nut or a bump on a log.
You can take your pick.
But deep, yeah, and I'm a wood tick.
No blood sucker here.
So that idea can kiss my rear.
You should show yourself more.
What? You want a "vet balls" encore?
I'm here every day.
See that little pic on display?
I'm not an attention whore.
So no need at my shore.
Just have to settle for the cat.
So you can stuff that.
You shouldn't rhyme all the time.
Damn, now there is a crime.
What a load.
You a toad?
Maybe a cow?
You have one, wow!
That is my schtick though.
So shove your advice, you know.
Can you make a rhyme about me?
Asks someone who never came to my sea.
hahaha yeah, in a heartbeat.
But will I give you such a treat?
Okay, I guess I will.
I hope you get your fill.
Bite me you lazy SOB.
That's all you get out of me.
The last wasn't really advice, I know. But I had to give it a go. Get any advice at your sea? Maybe they just care about me? Yeah, nah, they are full of it. And by it, I mean shit. Their "advice" came in the run of a year, so it wasn't all at once for my rhyming rear. I may not have been able to handle it that way. It was such great things they had to say. Pfffft, I'd rather take advice from a singing bass. He is much more impressive to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.