Friday, February 12, 2016

A New Valentine To Wine And Dine!

The cat is always helping you out. I don't want anyone to pout. So I have more prospects for all of you. They were there six months ago anyway to view.

Can't get right
Should an "it" be in sight?
Can u be the 1
Sorry, don't want my IQ to equal none.

I'm ur gaal baby
Nope, not even a maybe.
Let's give it a ripper
Umm errr, hands off the zipper?

May you always shine
Is this some church of the divine?
My 5 year old niece told me to do this
Take advice from children on bliss?

You me and three
Seems you can't count to me.
All flonder in this sea
Yep, and it's thee.

Red my prfile 1st
Can't, my head may burst.
Why can't I get a date.
Too whiny to mate?

Where are all the guys in?
Umm, care for a re-spin?
Are you my savior and lord?
Sorry, go hump a Ford.

Need you in my life.
Just what I need, a needy wife.
Cats got my tongue.
Looks like it also got your lung.

Must take care of yourself and not be fat.
Do as I say not as I do where you are at?
Carring is sharing.
Playing in traffic is daring.

Can we try again?
Did we try once at my den?
Grumpy young female.
That just makes all want to set sail.

Working on me and my tears.
Water eyes bring fears.
You've never been around these parts.
And somehow I think I'd rather take cat farts.

There you are at your sea. A good bunch for you to have a date spree. Just in time for Valentine's day. Don't say I never did anything for you, okay? Enjoy getting a crazy, nut job of a lass when this dumb day comes to pass and, yeah, I'll give the day sass. I won't let you down with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

77 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Aha! now just made it!
      Lurking did the trick
      It's a no.#1
      It's some fun
      Just casting a wild bid

      Hank

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    2. Lurking worked
      As #1 was perked

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    3. Guess who was on the road
      Stuck like a blue toad?

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    4. Stuck sucking gas
      Think I'll pass

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    5. I hate it too
      At my shoe
      But I won't whine
      Like a swine
      Not a fox
      In a box

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  2. A New Valentine To Wine And Dine!
    Choicest of partners hard to find?
    Don't be fat
    That's a drag
    Wishing young lovers Happy Valentine

    Hank

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    1. A drag literally it could be
      Might be scary to see

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  3. Lol @ go hump a ford!!! Only you!! Did someone really ask to try again when you never even met them before? Maybe it was someone you dated before but they had some serious plastic surgery.

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    1. haha hey, when it rhymes it has to be said
      I just use that site for blog fodder at my rhyming bed

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  4. Find a Valentine on line
    Give it a real live hi-five sign
    Kind of silly but it's true
    Lots of nut-jobs there for you

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    1. Nut jobs galore
      One an hour or more
      Could get a thrill
      But may need a blue pill

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  5. Some of that makes no sense at all. Who wants to date a grumpy woman?

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    1. Yeah, not sure who thinks it is wise to put such things
      Maybe if they are only out for flings?

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  6. Hey, at least "you, me and three" was straight up askin' for a threesome. No beatin' around the bush there. Gotta appreciate honesty.

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    1. True, not gonna make you guess
      As she went ahead with a confess

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  7. Like I said before, glad I'm out of the scene
    Wouldn't want to play it even if I could
    Some of these lines and things that have to be done
    It is a wonder anyone should

    betty

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    1. Yeah, a wonder most don't hide
      Reading all of them makes ones brain fried

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  8. I don't need to date,
    For which I'm thankful.
    No need to scout for a mate
    And read that bull!

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  9. Valentine's, a day for lovers.
    I think I'll hide under the covers.

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  10. Valentine's day is all very nice for all the love birds and it is nice to see all the cute valentines. So party on everyone.

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    1. Let them party away
      Love birds on display

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  11. Valentines is low key for me. My significant other and I usually eat breakfast together and the rest of the day is pretty much normal. We don't buy gifts or go out to eat, just enjoy some quiet time at home. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Not a bad way to be at all
      Quiet time works for my hall

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  12. Grumpy young female. Now doesn't that sound like a lot of fun. lol....

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    1. lol nope, not one bit
      With her grumpy fit

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    2. Still beats a grumpy blue guy.... ;)

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  13. It's just another day
    Where girls and boys like to play
    A little roll in the hay
    On Valentines Day

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    1. Another day on a roll
      As they take a loving stroll

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  14. I remember once trying to go on a first date/relationship around Valentines. Makes things awkward about "what to do" for that person.

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    1. I'll keep that in my head
      Should I ever do that dread

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  15. It's really just another day. Too many people put too much into someone thats just supposed to be nice.

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    1. Yep, another day is all it is
      With it's lovey dovey biz

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  16. It's really just another day. Too many people put too much into someone thats just supposed to be nice.

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  17. Valentine's Day is overhyped. Its just another day.

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    1. Over hyped a ton
      With its lovey dovey run

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  18. Laughing at the IQ one
    Who wants an IQ of none?
    Actually, that'd be an upgrade
    For these idiots who think they'll get laid.

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    1. haha yeah, may need to get an IQ shot
      Or just go out behind the barn and shoot the whole lot

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  19. Hmmm, a grumpy young woman, huh? Sounds kinda scary. I mean, you'd think those people would say all kinds of GOOD things about themselves... even if they're not true. If that gal is SAYING she's a grump, it makes me wonder what other God-awful things she ISN'T saying about herself...

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    1. haha yeah, my mind wanders to what else she is hiding
      If grumpy is the best thing she gives a gliding

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  20. The Valentine crowd is raking in big bucks though!

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    1. That they are
      Sucking it back at every bar

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  21. Chocolates, flowers, teddy bears
    Candied Berries, freshly made
    Pajama grams, some underwear
    Wake up Monday. Freshly laid?

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    1. Nothing wrong with that
      Or so one may think
      For if you get unlucky where you're at
      You may wake up freshly laid in the clink

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  22. Show someone you love them whatever the day I say!

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  23. Kids generally say what is right and true,
    So maybe heed your niece's advice on what to do,
    I like to toast Valentine's day with respect to love everywhere,
    from partners to pets to parents at your lair.

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    1. Sending love all around with a toast
      Does that beat a weenie roast?

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  24. As long as he makes me dinner on Valentine's day...I'm good. lol

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  25. Remember the good old days when all you had to do was write your name on the back of a 5 cent valentine and put it in a paper bag taped to a girl's desk?

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    1. Yeah, that was so easy to do
      Nothing else needed at ones zoo

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  26. Valentine's Day pressure
    Cannot be measured
    By explosions of red
    Or a trip to club Med
    Only in the 70 percent off treasure
    Found on the 15th is said

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    1. haha forgo the love
      Damn the dove
      Wait for the sale
      Then hit the trail

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  27. orlin N cassie...

    must bee a new breed oh fish huh

    flonder ~~~~~

    heerz two a happee heartz day oh love ~~~~~ kinda week oh end ♥♥♥ eat lotz oh nip & grazz !!! ☺☺

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    1. Must be some strange scary fish
      One to meet we'd never wish

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  28. I must remember to send one to me
    'cause nobody loves me ~ you see . . . . . boo hoo!

    lol

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  29. Valentine's Day brings hell to pay. Better to just forget it at your bay.

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  30. My nephew crafted a potty box this year
    To collect his valentines, I hear
    What a sense of humor by this little guy
    I hope his attitude toward girls improves as years fly by

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    1. lmao that would be grand
      Shove them in where they belong at his land

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  31. Taking advice from a 5 year old is never a good idea. I hope he learned his lesson.

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  32. Gosh, desperation reigns
    As people take great pains
    To run and find a mate
    For a silly Valentine date

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    1. Like it all the time though
      One scary dating show

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  33. Happy Valentines Day to all
    eat the candy eat the cake
    never mind the flavor is fake
    all is good for Valentines sake!

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    1. lol until the next day
      Bloated and in dismay

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  34. Sometimes, people's brains really frighten me...

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