Monday, February 22, 2016

A Reality Flight Has Some Might!

The cat is back with another tale. They just seem to flow out without fail. The two light hearted fools seem to be back. Damn, they'll soon catch Tarsier Man in sequels at my shack.


Of course they wanted to eat.
They wouldn't get me a treat.
So I stole some nice meat.
It tasted juicy and sweet.


But this guy got mad.
Money needed to be had.
They were cheap and wouldn't pay.
Hey, what can I say?


I needed something to wash things down.
So I stole more and made him frown.
It tasted kind of funky though.
Then I started to glow.


I grew super big.
Could snap him like a twig.
So he ran away,
And I didn't have to pay.


Of course they got lazy.
The place became rather hazy.
They wanted to ride me.
Do I look like a horse to thee?


Truedessa's sparkly fart come out wrong.
It smelled like it came from King Kong.
Damn, it was bad.
Stunk up the whole pad.


It even made stuff fly.
I thought we would die.
But then poof we went.
We got sucked into a vent.


Catality was there.
He made me stare.
The cat can walk on two feet.
That sure is neat.


They had been cloned.
I wonder who they phoned?
Or maybe an evil twin?
They wanted to do us all in.


Of course there is more.
We never should have went through the door.
Again I may be a lying little rhyming rear.
But to find out, click here to peer.

And so the next book has come due adding to the pile at my zoo. 60 is sure drawing near. Soon the pile may reach my ear. Who knew Truedessa had such bad gas? She could easily trump my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

84 comments:

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    1. 7 #1's without a break
      A lot now at stake!

      Hank

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    2. Got a streak indeed
      Have to take heed

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    3. I'll be back!
      And my name ain't Jack! :)

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    4. Jack be nibble ain't your thing
      There at your blog wing?

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  2. You're a book writing machine and there's no denying that!!!! The only thing I must sAy is that I can't stop staring at his very large green man boobs!!!

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    1. lmao he sure has man boobs on display
      Hopefully won't scare the kiddies away

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  3. Please tell me that shirtless guy gets a bra? I love happy endings!

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    1. He may be in the market for one
      After they made him run

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  4. Fight the flight and write the light
    Another book, it looks so bright
    With numbers moving as high as a kite
    Congrats are due, all is so right

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    1. Right of the light
      As many take flight

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  5. A giant cat could be handy but think of the size of the litter box required.
    Congratulations, Pat!

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    1. Yeah, it would have to go outside
      Or the litter box would be half a room wide

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  6. Some body is a very busy boy! Congrats!

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    1. Busy as can be
      Or at least I pretend at my sea

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  7. Good Morning Pat and cat
    can you imagine my delight
    when I read this in the light
    Cap'n Pat and Truedessa
    fight the reality flight

    Thank you for making my
    day extra special bright!

    You know what I say smiles
    go miles and I am smiling wide...
    even if sparkly farts came due
    and the cat grew and grew.

    PS - this is my favorite illustrator
    and I am adoring the new clone outfits
    so regal...

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    1. Back they are
      Going far
      A doppelganger too
      With new clothes in view
      And a giant cat
      Another added to my book mat

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    2. Cat, Truedessa is a fox
      (Not in a box wearing socks)
      Is she real tall or is Pat a tad short? :p
      Does this make him snort haha

      Congrats as another book is done
      Such fun!

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    3. Bah, tall or short
      No need to abort

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    4. a doppelganger...lol..of course I will be ordering this one and I am sure it will be fun to read.

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    5. But do tell me... what's with the man boobies?

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    6. lol hey, the man boobies just came
      Guess the artist was game

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  8. A Reality Flight Has Some Might!
    Congrats on another book so right
    Nearing 60 in number
    No time for slumber
    Now fixed on a regular writing diet

    Hank

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    1. 60 is coming near
      Then we'll give a cheer
      May get stuck at 59 though
      For a while at my show

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  9. Another one under your belt
    Seems like a cute one too
    But I agree with the other commenter
    That guy needs a bra or a shirt, otherwise a bit of a eew!

    betty

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    1. haha scary with his view
      Bet he doesn't have a clue

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  10. Congrats on a another book. You sure right fast and never run out of ideas.

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    1. They just flow out
      Right the write about lol

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  11. Another book, wow and congratulations.

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  12. You never sleep, do you?

    Congratulations!!! I love the illustrations.

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    1. Just a little bit
      As sleep takes a hit

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  13. You never sleep, do you?

    Congratulations!!! I love the illustrations.

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  14. Congrats on the addition to the massive pile of greatness!

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  15. The green and white guy
    with the almost bald dome.
    Is lucky, you know why?
    He doesn't need a comb.

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    1. But may need a bra
      Or people could ha ha

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  16. When on a cat you sat
    Sparkly farts struck back
    Looks like you need oxygen
    For victory to begin
    But you made another book
    A cool adventure at your nook
    Congratulations once more
    For this new one at your shore.

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    1. A sparkly fart
      Take to heart
      Can do a bit
      As long as there's no umm spit

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  17. Cat started to glow?
    Now it is the show.
    Big sized horse?
    For better or worse?
    His tall attitude
    provoked a new book!
    Congrat to your nook!

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    1. Attitude brought it on
      As a new size did dawn

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  18. Another book! You are on a roll, Pat. Congrats to you and that glowing cat.

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    1. The roll may stop
      But another added to the crop

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  19. Dang, you really are rolling them out Pat, congrats!

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    1. At least until June
      They will roll at our sand dune

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  20. Awww yeah, congrats! Looks awesome! I hope Pat and Truedessa don't get hypnotized by that green guy's giant hypnotic swirly nipples.

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    1. That would be a scary end
      Hopefully they buck that trend

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    2. Gee, they better beware and not do the stare...

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    3. No staring sign
      Needs to align

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  21. Sparkly farts or not
    this book 'smells' like a winner!

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  22. How can one go wrong with glowing men, giant cats, and sparkly farts? Congrats on the latest books!

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  23. If I know one thing about cats,
    It's that they would hate being ridden by a bunch of fats,
    And I don't think I've ever smelled cat gas,
    if it's anything like dog's, it's surely noticeable when passed.
    Good job on finishing another creative tale,
    your writing passion has really set sail.

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    1. Not as bad as dog's gas I find
      But then he's not that stinky of a rhyming behind

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  24. If my cat was a giant, the world would be in trouble!

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  25. Congratulations Pat and good luck.
    Yvonne.

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  26. orlin N cassie...conga ratz two yur dad on book all most 60...may bee him will call de book..."all most 60"....heerz ta all most 60 bazillion dollarz in salez !! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol that kind of sales would be grand
      We'd take it here in our land

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  27. I kinda like the man boobs
    Just hanging out at your shore
    He can't help it if
    He has a wee bit more

    Great illustrations
    Congrats on another book
    Just keep spinning them out
    At your giant cat nook

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    1. haha yeah, no diet for him
      He doesn't want to be trim
      Spin out they will
      At least until there is nil

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  28. Holy cat! Another book?!?
    You made me do a double look
    And what's this, an ending near???
    Writer's cramp leaving you clear?
    We'd better wish upon a star for you
    To make sure there's no end at your zoo!!!

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    1. lol writer's cramp not here
      One arm still good and clear
      But takes some dough
      To get them to show

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  29. Haha Nice. Now that's a big cat.Reminds me of what one of the support Champs canot do on League.

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  30. Haha Nice. Now that's a big cat.Reminds me of what one of the support Champs canot do on League.

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  31. Another book that looks like fun.
    Congratulations on your newest one.

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  32. Hope it sells
    and and does really well!

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