Tuesday, February 9, 2016

A Topic For You In Which To Stew!

So it has been a bit since I had a blog topic fit. The cat figures he can help all of you who have "nothing to say" yet say a lot anyway at your zoo. It had to be said. Sorry, not really, for any dread.

Blog topics are in.
Easy to spin.
I web and I weave,
Then I leave.

Are you whelmed with me?
That is a good way to be.
Look, whelmed is a post.
Whoops, did that at my coast.

So new ones for you.
Heck, I'll give a few.
Maybe more than three.
No need to thank me.

Mommy issues.
Break out the tissues.
Daddy issues.
Another box of tissues.

Wowee, you just got three.
Isn't that nice of me?
Mommy, Daddy and how you keep the tissue business turning.
Damn, that fire is sure now burning.

How to make a fire.
Fourth one just grew higher.
What rhymes with fire?
How to change a tire.

Now you have five.
Will you get out alive?
Places you almost died.
Away the ideas glide.

Still stuck in a rut?
Don't wiggle your butt.
Or maybe do.
Butt pics in view.

Hey, works for people of Wal-Mart.
But you may need a cart.
Still stuck works as well.
Like times you got stuck and damned all to hell.

Woweee, lots for thee.
Need one more from me?
Okay, here is another.
Things never to say to your mother.

Poof! Topics galore. Took 5 minutes at my shore. Don't you like a helpful cat? Are you the "I've got nothing to say type" where you are at? Well now you have no excuse at all. Just following the bouncing ball. I guess that would be bouncing rhyme. I am all over the place with my chime. Now I'll go eat some grass and wiggle my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

66 comments:

  1. HELLO KITTY CAT!
    I've got a feeling you're sitting on your rhyming mat
    Haha!
    Will Suza come to play?
    True and Hank too, you say?
    Hey, it's Tuesday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast

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    1. Hi Blue
      It's Sue
      What to do
      With your blue shoe...

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    2. Hello Sue!
      Where's my shoe?
      It's gone like dough
      Did you know?

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    3. Too bad it wasn't dough
      Could be rich you know
      A golden shoe
      Beats a golden loo

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    4. Hey Blue
      True has been sick
      too tired to play

      Hey if you had that famous Blue Suede shoe you might be able to sell it for some dough...

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    5. A famous shoe
      Woweee, who knew

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    6. True, did The Cat say, 'A golden shoe'
      Beats a golden loo?
      How big does he think my feet are?
      Haha!

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    7. Feeling beter at your sea?
      In the place to be?

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    8. Shoes the size of a loo
      Big foot blue

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  2. Thanks for all the great ideas. I avoid Wal-Mart like the plague but sure do enjoy seeing the pics.

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    1. haha is that a good thing?
      Not sure it is with a butt crack fling

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  3. A Topic For You In Which To Stew!
    There are lots to just choose a few
    Topics galore
    Asking for more?
    Slight imagination for the selected cue

    Hank

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    1. Imagination at play
      Can sure bring a topic of the day

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  4. I've never lacked for topics. Never had to resort to Walmart or cute cat pictures, either.

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    1. haha good way to be
      Lots to say always at your sea

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  5. Ideas, ideas galore
    Some may even drop on the floor
    Abundance in number
    Even write while you slumber
    And you'll get to the core with much more

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    1. That you sure will
      And have your fill
      No need to pop a pill
      Will never go nil

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  6. Don't wiggle my butt?
    It's the best thing I do!
    My Mom has heard it all
    So doubt I would shock at her stall

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    1. Heard the butt wiggle as well?
      Does it have a story to tell

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  7. Yes, that was very helpful, Pat! NOT!

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    1. By not you mean nice other thoughts?
      Awww, I knew you'd like them lots

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  8. Got plenty of say at my zoo
    and even pictures galore of a certain bird
    but then I only post every week or two
    if I did it more, than I think it would absurd

    betty

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    1. haha birds to and fro
      They may like the fame, you never know

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  9. Well we happen to think that cute cat pictures are lots of fun to see. Much better than some of the other junk on the internet. There are tons of subjects to write about, just have to come up with a good title.

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    1. That you do
      And cats pics are fine for us to view

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  10. No one can find topics like you do
    such a variety at your zoo
    Even Walmart has its uses
    so many topics if one chooses!

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    1. So many out there
      Just pop on it at my lair

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  11. I'm taking notes and getting ready to write some lists!!! Lol for some reason there are times I can't think of a topic for the life of me yet I can blab for hours. Go figure.

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    1. lol can't stop the blabber at your sea
      That will always come to be

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  12. Maybe some topics in the tropics would be a good idea!

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  13. Topics to stew, I like that view
    Or maybe I don't, so stewing I won't
    lol I think I'll leave this rhyming thing to you. I think it's funny you inspire people to rhyme. I've gone to other blogs after reading here and rhymed with a note I just came from your blog, lol (putting the blame where the blame is due!). And I've had a visitor rhyme at my place noting they came from here too. :) Contagious. :)

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    1. lol the cat causes a rhyme sickness to spread
      That may go to his head

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  14. When wondering what to say
    on this or any day.
    In my travels, I've found.
    Ludicrous is all around.

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    1. Just take a look
      And can write a book

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  15. When wondering what to say
    on this or any day.
    In my travels, I've found.
    Ludicrous is all around.

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  16. I may just take the cat up on the challenge! Hehe. Beats posts about chucking up fur balls.

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    1. haha yeah, no fur balls needed
      But that post has been seeded

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  17. Cat has a special talent for coming up with topics. He never runs out of things to say.

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    1. Just mouthy at my bay
      All through the day

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  18. Good thing you have a lot to say. But I think I'll leave all those people of Walmart alone. They seem crazy.

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    1. Might ram you with a cart
      Or they could love it and take it to heart

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  19. orlin N cassie...we prob ablee shuld knot noe bout de things ya should knot say ta yur mom sinz R cat momz R cod onlee noes wear & rite now de "mom" iz de food servizz gurl & we hafta bee care full oh what we say spesh a lee round dinner time ...hows that fora run on sentence !! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol can't tick her off and lose the food
      Wait until she's sleeping to give attitude

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  20. Keep throwing out those ideas:) I always need blog topics. Grin.

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  21. I never shop at Walmart but love those pics of the weird and strange that end up there. I love cute cat videos and dog videos too. It doesn't take much to please me and I never run out of ideas

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    1. Good never to run out
      Plenty of ideas swimming like trout

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  22. I never have a thing to say, yet fill the pages with words that seem to fit together. Tomorrow it's all about trees and snow! :)

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  23. You always come up with a topic. When you run out ask Belva she'll tell you some topics

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  24. Lots of topics, just about anything and everything Pat ~

    Hope you are keeping warm ~

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    1. Yep, all is fair game
      With the rhyming claim

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  25. Glad topics have been been short at my sea
    But if they did, I think I'd get a kitty
    Then my camera would have a ball
    Never again would I hit a writer's wall

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    1. haha easy as can be
      As they run around with glee

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  26. Topics galore! I wouldn't want to change a tire in the cold weather we have been having here.
    ~Jess

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    1. Yeah, that would suck
      On car, van or truck

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  27. I've got plenty to say, just not enough time to say it. That's my problem as of late!

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    1. lol need to type faster
      To avoid that disaster

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  28. Sometimes I need any blog topic help I can get,
    I sit there in a writer's block and it makes me fret,
    There's so many things that one can write about,
    why does my brain, instead, just peace out.

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    1. Maybe it wants some sun
      Or to go out for a run

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  29. Are you teasing Jax
    with your topic attacks?
    List of 10 this or that?
    She's sure to give you a smack!

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    1. haha she'll get a bigger tease
      When August does breeze

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