Allergies are far and wide. Wider still with each turning tide. Seems like everyone is allergic to something these days, even cats and dogs are in the allergy maze.
Allergies are here.
Could be my rhyming rear.
I shake and you sniffle a bit.
Yeah, I really would do it.
Could be dog or cat,
That makes you go splat.
Snot from the nose.
Hives red like a rose.
Could be nuts,
Not the snip snip ones from mutts,
But the cashew type.
With them you could have a gripe.
But that's not all.
There's each and every damn thing at ones hall.
You can be allergic to plastic,
That wouldn't be fantastic.
A nut said to me,
Can't be allergic to that at your sea.
The nut was sure wrong.
But they sing the same old song.
Can't isn't the case,
With the allergy race.
A cow pattie could make you sneeze,
As you suck it in with the breeze.
Could be mold,
That takes hold.
Could be trees,
Or maybe even fleas.
Heck, could be cat nip.
To that we give lip.
Could be big weird long name food addition thingy.
Easier to call them a thingy magiggy.
Hell, one person was even allergic to water,
Or something in it at least, like otter.
All depends on how this or that goes.
Allergic to what? Who knows?
Everything is fair game,
Even if they seem lame.
So the can't can bite me,
And go hang from a tree.
After the can't came up at my sea, figured this had to be given a go by me. Allergies to anything surely suck, but water would be hard to pass the buck. Any allergies at your sea? Idiots out there don't believe thee? At least no one has yet become allergic to my gas. So I can keep passing it out my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.