Friday, February 5, 2016

Allergic To Me At My Sea?

Allergies are far and wide. Wider still with each turning tide. Seems like everyone is allergic to something these days, even cats and dogs are in the allergy maze.

Allergies are here.
Could be my rhyming rear.
I shake and you sniffle a bit.
Yeah, I really would do it.

Could be dog or cat,
That makes you go splat.
Snot from the nose.
Hives red like a rose.

Could be nuts,
Not the snip snip ones from mutts,
But the cashew type.
With them you could have a gripe.

But that's not all.
There's each and every damn thing at ones hall.
You can be allergic to plastic,
That wouldn't be fantastic.

A nut said to me,
Can't be allergic to that at your sea.
The nut was sure wrong.
But they sing the same old song.

Can't isn't the case,
With the allergy race.
A cow pattie could make you sneeze,
As you suck it in with the breeze.

Could be mold,
That takes hold.
Could be trees,
Or maybe even fleas.

Heck, could be cat nip.
To that we give lip.
Could be big weird long name food addition thingy.
Easier to call them a thingy magiggy.

Hell, one person was even allergic to water,
Or something in it at least, like otter.
All depends on how this or that goes.
Allergic to what? Who knows?

Everything is fair game,
Even if they seem lame.
So the can't can bite me,
And go hang from a tree.

After the can't came up at my sea, figured this had to be given a go by me. Allergies to anything surely suck, but water would be hard to pass the buck. Any allergies at your sea? Idiots out there don't believe thee? At least no one has yet become allergic to my gas. So I can keep passing it out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

74 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Truedessa, good morning
      Hank was late again
      Lucky me luck was in
      And No.#1 still retained

      Hank

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  2. I don't like it when mold
    comes around and takes hold
    I'm like the dwarf sneezy
    getting all sort of wheezy

    and with that I leave you a song
    Heigh Ho heigh Ho it's off to work I go
    because I owe I owe...haha

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0x0KYChq4

    hey if we dig dig dig for sparkling stones
    we could fly off to bora in another time zone

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    1. Sparkly stones would be nice
      Could sell for a high price
      Then no mold would come due
      As everything be brand new

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  3. Allergy town
    You're all going down
    Spores in the air
    Warning, beware

    Don't breath in
    Tiz a mortal sin
    You'll catch the crud
    It's slimy like mud

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    1. Nasty crud
      Down with a thud
      Rather take mud
      Than a rubba dub dud

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  4. I get a little hay fever and yes, I am a little allergic to my cats. I used to have a longish haired cat who would make me wake up in the middle of night. I would find myself not being able to breathe, and there he was on my pillow with me. So I closed the door at night. What is a little snuffle between friends?

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    1. Yea, a little sniffle won't hurt matters much
      I know a few who have cat allergies but still have them in touch

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  5. I'm allergic to cat
    Mr. Pat Hatt
    And mold, grass and trees
    But at least not seas.

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    1. Seas would be easier though
      As can avoid them inland you know

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  6. Allergic To Me At My Sea?
    Sneezing,sniffing not happy
    It seems funny
    Heard the irony?
    A guy being allergic to money

    Hank

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    1. Allergic to money would stink
      Bring one right to the brink

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  7. Excess pollen and stirring up too much dust outside send my allergies into overdrive.

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    1. Dust can sure be a pain
      Wish we could flush all that down the drain

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  8. No allergies for me here at my place
    Son is allergic to sulfa, hubby to iodine
    So got to remember that when seeing doctors
    and tell it to them all the time :)

    betty

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    1. Yeah, that is a good thing to tell
      Don't want to get them anything with that and cause hell

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  9. Oh, we have some of those allergies around here too!

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  10. Bahaha, that wrap up finish is great.
    I know somebody named Dustin, he's allergic to dust. Also cats, along with my mother. Which is why I haven't had a pet cat until now since I live on my own.
    Great rhymes, Dr.Seuss is my primary phascian for a reason!

    - Harlynn
    mindyourmadness.blogspot.com

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    1. The wrap up always works
      Has it's perks
      Dr. Seuss was probably smarter than many idiots gps out there
      Always had cats and dogs as thankfully no one was allergic at my lair

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  11. I can't believe people tell you that you can't be allergic to something!!! I remember when my gf got that allergy test it came back saying she was allergic to cockroaches. We cracked up at that one!

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    1. lmao cockroaches are best to be avoided anyway
      So that one can sure pay

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  12. We all have allergies here too. Even the Mom. But to be allergic to water, that would be the worst. Aren't we all allergic to cockroaches??

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    1. Yeah cockroaches are blah to anyone
      Step on them or some run

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  13. How did all of these allergies come about?
    Drives me so crazy I want to shout!
    Peanuts, gluten, now water too
    Allergies should be flushed down the loo.

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    1. Yeah, all the crap in food
      That and other pollutants with attitude

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  14. I smashed my printer yesterday. I think I was allergic to it.

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  15. I'm allergic to stupid. I'll be dead soon.

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  16. I'm lucky enough not to be really allergic to anything. My grandmother is allergic to alcohol, though.

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    1. Staying sober with ease from that one
      Guess there are positives when done

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  17. I coughed and sneezed.
    I brought up a lung.
    I snorted and wheezed.
    And spit out some mung.

    Its cause, I couldn't guess.
    But, I found out. Imagine that.
    The results of the test?
    I was allergic to my cat.

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    1. The poor feline did you in
      With out even knowing it was a sin

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  18. Allergies always announce their presence, the little devils.

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  19. A bit lactose intolerant, but other than that, no allergies.

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    1. We hate dairy
      It's so blah and scary lol

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  20. 'Seems like everyone is allergic to something these days,'
    only if they have a fear of new things and ways...
    we will be keep going
    no matter who's snoring
    or saying: he's boring
    because attitude and our faith.

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    1. Have to keep on a truckin indeed
      How we want to and can at our feed

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  21. I'm allergic to raw shrimp, I break out in blisters if I touch it. But I can eat it once its cooked.

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    1. That is a bit of a round about
      Guess the raw needs to be out

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  22. I'm lucky, I don't really have any I know of.

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    1. Good way to be
      If you find them, they suck at your sea

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  23. orlin N cassie

    we R a lergic ta werk.....thatz why de food serivss gurl haz ta due it all ~~~~ ♥♥

    heerz two a freshwater hatchetfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. haha a good thing to be allergic too
      We want that one at our zoo

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  24. One co-worker is allergic to work
    You should see her smirk
    Me? I'm allergic to grass
    Both kinds really, I'd rather pass

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    1. lol the green kind and the fun?
      Well at least no mowing will be done

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  25. It's all in nature as to allergy
    And rather dependent upon biology.
    To use a simple and true analogy
    If you get stung by a bee it could be fatality
    Depending upon the state of one's mortality.
    And sometimes there are probs with food allergy
    They tend to strike with uncreased regularity . . . . :) lol

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    1. lol look at you go
      A science lesson in tow
      But you can keep the bee
      Those suckers are nasty when they sting me

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  26. Actually I am allergic to cats. If I have to visit people who have cats, I cannot stay too long, as I can become asthmatic & it is not fun...I've had some scary times in my life. Good thing the allergy is not to dogs. Smiles.

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    1. Good thing not to pups indeed
      With three at your feed

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  27. No allergies here at my sea.
    That makes me as happy as can be.
    But maybe not as happy as your little rhyming ass. Oops, I said "ass."
    Hopefully the cat doesn't mind that.

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    1. haha can say all you like
      Every day the cat takes an ass hike

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  28. No allergies for me it's true,
    If there were, I would be blue.
    Rudimentary rhyming is my name
    A pro like you might say, 'how lame.' ;)

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    1. Hey, it works
      And no allergies have their perks

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  29. Im not allergic to cats or Pat :)
    Really I think Im no really allergic to anything :))

    Hugs to Pat and the cats that alwsys make me laugh :)

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    1. Good not to be allergic to us
      And have no others in which to fuss

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  30. Im not allergic to cats or Pat :)
    Really I think Im no really allergic to anything :))

    Hugs to Pat and the cats that alwsys make me laugh :)

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  31. I never had allergies until I got older. Seems like once I hit my 30's, every spring I get itchy, watery eyes. Ugh!

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    1. The older we get at our sea
      The more things screw with we

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  32. Allergic to politicians and bills?
    Do you prefer a Bill who kills?
    The reboot you say?
    Beats a bill any day?
    Well, what do you know...
    You're really allergic at your show!

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    1. Allergic to bills
      Would bring thrills
      Then I'd get a Doctors note
      And the bill would get a veto vote

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  33. I have allergies but not too bad and, for that, I am glad

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    1. Good way to be
      Not too bad isn't a bad spree

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  34. I'm deathly allergic to bees
    They bring me to my knees
    If I don't have my EPI pen about
    I will soon in a grave sprout

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    1. Damn, hopefully they stay far away
      And never come to play

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  35. I can't think of any allergies I have right now. I think I kind of cure them all

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  36. Allergies like pollen and mold
    can make me feel itchy and old.
    hahahaha....

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    1. lol guess that's why you like snow
      As the pollen does go

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