Thursday, February 25, 2016

Can't They Say Brings A Pffft At My Bay!

The cat heard a nut the other day, along with a whiner joining the fray. The whiner you can guess. We don't need to enter that mess. The nut though said something dumb, could have been the rum.

It can't get worse.
Is what was said.
Are they trying for a curse?
Yeah, those are stupid and in the head.

But curse or not,
Bad or happy,
Things can be worse by a lot,
And make whiners more yappy.

Poor, poor me.
I lost this and that.
I'll jump in the sea,
Can't be worse where we're at.

So you lost a job.
So you lost some money.
Even ask poor Bob,
Things can sure get runny.

Could develop a disease.
Those would just suck.
Could choke to death on fleas,
Or get hit by a big truck.

Could be on a slab,
As in dead as can be.
Your organs they'd grab,
Put them in others with glee.

Could go blind.
Could lose a limb.
Maybe get a clogged up behind.
All three are grim.

A piano could fall on you,
Crushing you flat.
Wait, that dumb show had such a view,
So we'll just scratch that.

Could be abducted by little green men.
That would be anything but fun.
Could be upwards of ten,
And you may be sore when they're done.

The Earth could explode.
Then everything would be gone.
So with your can't be worse mode,
Know it as stupid as what a dog leaves on the lawn.

Think it can't get worse no matter how much you curse? I could sure prove you wrong. Even dead in a ditch can bring about a worse song. Depends on one's view I suppose, but the worse still flows. Now I will go pass some gas as holding it in is worse for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

58 comments:

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    1. Perfect 10 in play
      Rarely these days

      Hank

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    2. Rare indeed
      Blue and Suza are snoring away at their feed

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    1. Apologies for double take
      Samsung again in its wake

      Hank

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    2. Phones like that
      Where many are at

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    1. That it is
      And the cat is fine at giving the attitude biz

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  4. Abducted by green men would be far worse. Two words - anal probe.

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    1. That is far worse
      Would make one curse

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  5. People whine whenever they can
    Even when times are great, oh man
    I wish they would shut the f'?!$ up
    Things could always be worse..ha dumb nut. (I know no rhyme at the end..oh well. Enjoy your day at your bay.)

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    1. haha just had to get it out
      Even with no end rhyme about

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  6. I see you say things could be worse
    You could be riding in a hearse
    Stop and go, the light is red
    Ruminate on what was said
    It could rain on your parade
    Then stay in bed and pull the shade

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    1. What if it's a curtain
      Then is it still certain?
      Maybe its a blind
      Can it still block the sun for mankind

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  7. Eep!! Disease?! Yes, that certainly would be worse. How about "this is the worst day EVER!". Lmao

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    1. lol that the cat can make not stick
      Building up worse brick by brick

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  8. That is so true , things can always get worse and that is the reason to be glad for what you have and I sure hope the diseases stay away.

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    1. Yeah, hopefully they stay away
      As worse can always come to play

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  9. Whine or quote platitudes, neither will buy you a sack of potatoes. Psst.

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    1. I'd never buy a potato sack
      But very true as the whiners and quoting attack

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  10. Always will be those that will whine
    can be such a waste of time
    I rather be sipping a bit of wine

    betty

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    1. haha a much better way to be
      There at your sea

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  11. "Donald Trump is elected president"

    It can't get worse.

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  12. Things can get bad
    And make everyone sad
    Attitude can make the difference, you see
    Blunting the trauma of things gone badly

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    1. That it can indeed
      With little whining taking seed

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  13. Can't They Say Brings A Pffft At My Bay!
    Say Something dumb to get into the fray
    It may be a curse
    It cannot be worse
    And just try it a little to get into play

    Hank

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  14. I was told to cheer up, things could be worse. I cheered up, things got worse, go figure MOL!

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    1. lol a liar they were
      Should cover them in fear

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  15. Sometimes I will whine,
    Which doesn't make me proud,
    It just seems so easy,
    to complain to everyone out loud.

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    1. Easy it is to do
      Whining through and through

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  16. Things can get runny
    if you have no money.
    It's messy, I suppose.
    No tissues for your nose.

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    1. And even worse
      You'll sure curse
      As a smell follows thee
      Because you can't afford TP

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  17. You are so right...things can always be worse....unfortunately.

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    1. Yep, can always get there
      With worse to spare

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  18. Could choke to death on fleas

    That would bring mr to my knees!!!

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    1. They may bite your knees too
      Double the trouble for you

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  19. Can't imagine it getting any worse than if the Earth exploded. That would be a bad day, indeed!

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    1. Well if it exploded and caused a reaction that blew up the universe too
      That would be worse through and through

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  20. orlin N cassie

    if de werld exploded.....how wood we noe ??...think bout it fora minit.....whooz gonna tell uz it did !!!!!♥♥♥

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    1. Some aliens may tell us all
      After they die and join us at death's hall

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  21. I don't want to be abducted by aliens...the probes!

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  22. whiners whining all the time
    takes away their could-be shine
    crazies asking, "what could get worse?"
    make me want to watch my purse

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    1. haha a good way to be
      So they don't steal from thee

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  23. The Earth exploding would definitely be bad! Lots of not so good scenarios!
    ~Jess

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    1. That there are
      Like getting blown up in a car

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  24. I hate listening to people whine over the littlest things. Yes, it could always be worse, but people tend to focus on pouting over looking at the bigger picture.

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    1. Yep, they go for the pout
      Whining all about

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  25. There is always something that could be worse
    something to write in a rhyming verse
    worst of all is being carried away in a hearse!

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    1. That may not be the worst
      Something else could burst

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  26. Next time I'm feeling like Woe is Me
    I'll remember the martian possibility
    and decide that things can always be worse
    and be happy instead of curse. lol.

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    1. haha glad the cat could help out
      With no need to pout

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  27. I suppose it could be worse by far
    Just when you think you could be a star
    The world does turn and heave and spit
    And you're left examining, bit by bit

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