Wednesday, February 17, 2016

I'll Be A Dick And Make You Pick!

I'm going to channel my inner Google today. That might be tough to do though at my bay. I have to dumb myself down quite a bit. I also have to be more annoying than shit. What would be more annoying than that? Being peed on the head by a cat?


Pick the dog from above.
The butt sniffer needs love.
Pick it or you can't comment.
 If you can't pick, get bent.


Whoops, you picked wrong.
Come on and play along.
Please solve more.
 I'll give you an encore.


Pick the worms.
Read them terms.
You have to pick.
Yeah, I'm a dick.


You missed once more?
How hard is it at my shore?
Did you fail at the memory game?
That is so really lame.


Pick the flowers.
Don't take hours.
I haven't got all day.
Pick and then have your say.


You got it right.
Damn, too slow taking flight.
Now pick the dog once more.
 Enjoy your encore.


Sigh, wrong again.
Are you a hen?
Just pecking at the keys?
 This should be a breeze.


Pick the cat.
Easy where you are at.
Pick the furry one.
 There are a ton.


That was so easy.
 No, cats aren't cheesy.
You are so bad at this.
Did I hear you hiss?


Pick the flowers.
Don't take hours.
I said that before.
But you needed the encore.

Finally, you got it on time. Now you can leave a comment with or without rhyme. Damn, you took forever though. Don't you love giving this new captcha a go? At least you aren't a robot. Didn't I harness my inner Google with this plot? Now all I need as an Error 503. I made that, did you see? Do they make you sass? They sure are hated by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

87 comments:

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    1. Leisurely passing
      No one's looking
      Is second #1
      Sure is fun
      Back to back win

      Hank

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    3. Pick a shoe
      Pick Scooby Doo
      Twice in a row
      Quite a show
      Pick number one
      Such fun!
      Way to go Hank
      The Poetry Tank

      Grrrrreat post!
      From coast to coast

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    4. Yippppeeee
      For meeee
      And Hank too
      At my zoo

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    5. Puck a lake
      No, not a snake.
      Pick a car
      Go pick a jar
      Isn't this fun?
      Now, pick a bun
      Not a fox
      In a box

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    6. Puck a duck
      With a little fluck
      Wait, it's a candle
      Nope, a door handle
      Nope, a waffle on a bird
      Can't type a word

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  2. I'll Be A Dick And Make You Pick!
    Missed the picks one must be slick
    Pick the flowers
    Below the rafters
    Must be fast so not to miss a beat

    Hank

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    1. Have to get it done
      With a commenting run

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  3. Dang, I have never seen this lame ass game before commenting. Now I kinda feel uninvited to the party.

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    1. lol when you comment too much
      They show and such

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    2. 20 will do the trick
      It'll make you sick

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    3. Making me ill
      I need a doc
      They can kiss a sock

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    4. Then you'll get another bill
      That one won't thrill

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  4. Lol I always get suckered into those stupid thing and I stare for HOURS when there probably isn't even a right answer.

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    1. This one is a comment thing
      Should you visit too many a blog wing

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    2. I've never seen that before!! But I have seen those puzzles on facebook.

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    3. Comment a ton
      And you'll find the fun

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  5. LOL Pat! I've always wondered how computer generated these are because I swear, the answer they want is not always correct.

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    1. haha I pick the damn right things
      And "you failed, try again" it sings

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  6. These make me go GRRR
    And ruffle my fur.
    No need for a hanky,
    I'm just Cranky.

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    1. Yell and bitch
      As they make you twitch

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  7. I think they're a con, ole
    I just skip them and go on my way
    It still seems to work
    They must think I'm a jerk
    Then I don't have to lurk with a quirk for the perk

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    1. A none lurking quirk
      That is a perk
      Not a blogger clerk
      As Google bes a jerk

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  8. Such a hassle at times to leave a comment
    on a blog
    with this and that that is required
    easier to walk a dog

    betty

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    1. That it is indeed
      Unless the dog drags at top speed

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  9. I never can guess the right one.
    And I really do not find them fun.
    In fact, to me they're really dumb.
    Have a great day.

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    1. haha dumb and annoying
      Stupid comment crap sure leads to no enjoying

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  10. Oh you've described them perfectly. Impossible until the third try.

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    1. Stupid things they are
      Making me think I can't pick out a car

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  11. I hate those verification images. Grr!

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  12. Dang, searching should be so tough, I'll sleep on it!

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    1. lol take a nap
      Don't fall for the trap

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  13. haha, man I hate these!
    I wish I could do my commenting with more ease!
    Sometimes I feel like the answer is gray,
    Pick the liquid? But does it count if it's a bay?
    At least mine only pops up if I comment a ton in short time.
    So thankfully it's not a daily puzzle or rhyme :)

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    1. Yeah, it gets me at the end or start of the day
      Depending on when I commented away

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  14. Hahaha Yes I hate that lol
    But this is a fun post Cat :))

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    1. Had to make fun
      As these show up a ton

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  15. gah, those are annoying. Even more annoying if you miss one and they put another one up.

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    1. Annoying times two
      When they repeat for you

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  16. Those things are unbelievably annoying! And some of them have time limits. If you don't get it in the allocated time period, you have to start again.

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    1. haha yep, they want to screw you
      Or make more work come due

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    2. Blogger makes bloggers hate blogger. How is that a smart business move?

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    3. They think they own all
      So don't care at their hall

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  17. Yup, those darn things are annoying. Why oh why do they want to make things take so long. Anyway, good one Pat.

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    1. Yeah, they just brought them out of the blue
      Guess they thought we needed something new

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  18. Oh those are annoying. I don't bother with them.

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  19. You really want to leave a comment...if you go through these sandwiches and pizza...my personal 'favorites'...

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    1. Get through them to chew the fat
      How about that?

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  20. orlin N cassie...we will take dog fishin boat in de sea in fotoz one...wait that was fotoz two....we will take de purple flowerz in fotoz...hay wait a minit ...iz that fish we see in number four !!! noe? well then we will pick streem in wooded area in fotoz ; well we just got locked out .....

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol damn, you got screwed at your sea
      Not making up your mind so you get a big tree

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  21. I was wondering when we were going to get the option to pick our nose.

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    1. Well you might
      Do it in the dead of night

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  22. I have seen this and hope people don't have to do this on my blog. Let me know if this happens. As for picking out the ass, what if they show J-Lo, Nicki Minage (spelling?), or Donald Trump? I know which one is the biggest and I would be right every time

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    1. haha the later I would pick at my zoo
      Oh I've had it on your blog and most others too
      Just how it goes when you comment too much
      It screws you and such

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  23. Too bad captcha required
    Not a thing to be admired
    But keeps scammers at bay
    For at least another day

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    1. Yeah, keeps the big ones at bay
      As they come to play

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  24. I do not like picking the pictures- especially when I miss one I was supposed to check and have to start again.
    ~Jess

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    1. Pain in the ass
      With each and every pass

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  25. Yikes...haven't seen this one!
    I'd be done before I begun!
    Most captcha you can skip
    just hit publish and it does without lip.

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    1. This one won't let you skip
      Makes you take a pic picking trip

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  26. Ah, Pat in the Hatt
    Your rhyming cat
    Inner Google
    A French poodle
    You end up with strudel
    Instead of a noodle
    Now Google "Koogle"
    What's that, you mutter
    Um, weird peanut butter...

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary!

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    1. Getting hungry are you
      There at your zoo
      Need that butter
      Or you spit and sputter?

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  27. Maybe pick my nose?
    And drink from a hose.
    No, no, don't pee on the rose!

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    1. Lift my leg and the rose is done
      The cat may find it fun

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  28. Oooh, those really tick me off! I almost always have to go 3 rounds or more until I pick correctly!

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    1. Yep, pain in the ass
      Damn pic picking class

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  29. Murg, I'm not a fan of these captchas.

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  30. I hate these fecking things, the more blogs you visit the more they appear......assholes!

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    1. lmao yep, that is the way
      And they suck any old day

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  31. Never seen it before
    Hope I don't at my door
    Verifications drive me crazy
    Make my eyes go all hazy

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    1. They sure suck
      Avoid them with any luck

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  32. Ha ha, I didn't see a dog today
    maybe my eyes are dulled and gray!

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    1. lol not a single one
      Have to make your 3 run

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