Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Take The Fart Over The Heart!


 It's here.
A loveable rear.
One with an arrow.
Flies like a sparrow.

Except has more shit.
Yep, I said it.
That would be Cupid.
Another thing that's stupid.

Hallmark can bite me.
Or go run up a tree.
But this isn't about that.
We'll wait until it's time where we're at.

But why wait?
A date's a date.
That is true.
Why string along you?

Did you say string?
I will take it for a fling.
Maybe not heart strings though.
They can be a foe.

But the heart it is,
With today's biz.
Ignore the heart,
Go with the fart.

A bad review.
Whoopdi doo.
Go with the fart,
Blow it out a certain part.

Poof, it is gone.
Out on the lawn.
Bury or not bury it.
Some dog can take the hit. 

Weigh heavy on a heart?
Shoot it out like a dart.
Whether a hit or miss,
It sure isn't bliss.

So let the fart fly,
Right at some other guy.
Don't take it to heart.
Shoot it out as a fart.

Did you expect that today? Haters stink at any bay. So give them some stink back. Don't take to heart their flack. Just let it loose from your caboose. Could blow it out your ear too. That would take skill from you. So let loose the gas and trust my secure little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

82 comments:

  1. Don't take it to heart...wise words indeed.

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  2. This gaseous post
    Will likely hit most
    As on brekkie they dine
    With a stinky feline

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    1. lol works for me
      Need extra for thee?

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  3. If you have not yet written a book on this subject you need to get crackin'! Take the fart over the heart is hilarious!

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    1. lol hmm could do an adult one
      With such a thing spun

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  4. Sooooo basically you're saying that if you don't like someone's critisim, fart on them? Well, ok!!! Haha

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    1. haha fart and be done with it
      Easy every single bit

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  5. I guess a sparkly fart could come to pass ...

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  6. Explode. Where's the commode? :) :) :)

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    1. Got an app for that
      So you know where to scat

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  7. Just let it go
    Hope the wind doth blow
    It's your little mojo
    Sent direct to a foe

    No need to cuss and scream
    Just be the supreme
    Life will be a perfect dream
    Revenge, revenge, like peaches and cream

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    1. Get silent revenge
      Maybe even avenge
      Avenging with wind breaking
      They're yours for the taking

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  8. So you don't like criticism and Hallmark? Perfect:)

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    1. Two we can chuck
      Who needs that fluck

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  9. Well we think Hallmark is OK sometimes. Sorry you don't like it or anything else this morning.

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    1. lol the cat is that way
      On many a day

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  10. Can't let a bad review get to you
    Too much other stuff going on that is right
    If one let it get to them
    They could be up all night.

    betty

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    1. That they could
      Rather have sleep at my hood

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  11. Take The Fart Over The Heart!
    Work it to be just as smart
    All haters stink
    That's the thing
    Keep safe distance to be apart

    Hank

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    1. A safe distance away
      Sounds like a plan at my bay

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  12. Hallmark shmallmark!
    Have something to say - write it down!
    Full of crap - then fart away!
    Haters gota hate - farters gota fart!

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    1. haha both have their thing
      So let it ring

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  13. Nothing says long lasting love more than a couple who can fart in front of each other comfortably.

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    1. That is sure true
      Let it rip and love still comes due

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  14. Nothing says long lasting love more than a couple who can fart in front of each other comfortably.

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  15. I'd say this post passes the smell test Pat!

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    1. Thanks for the sniff
      And little whiff

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  16. I like that attitude. Just let it go. Didn't Disney have a movie with a famous song about that.

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    1. Ugg damn song
      Even when people said it all along

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  17. ha! though I think Hallmark would pass on employing you,
    I'm sure there's other stores who would love the work you do,
    "Spencer's" or "Urban Outfitters" likely you they would hire,
    I'm sure to a certain audience, these stinky rhymes would sell like fire.

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    1. haha will they pay big bucks?
      Maybe give me free trucks?

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  18. Do I sense you've reached your threshold for nonsense? ;)

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    1. Bah, not a chance
      Can further the nonsense stance

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  19. I hate cupid. He's never shot a good arrow in my life.

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    1. Nah, he missed me too
      The fat turd can go fly away with his diaper full of poo

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  20. Don't take everything some people say to heart.
    Say "Adios, Goodbye, it's time to part.

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    1. And with a wave
      Your sanity you will save

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  21. orlin N cassie

    sniff.....sniff...sniffffzzzz.....

    we smell.......

    { gotta add em...we all wayz due = ♥♥♥ !!! }

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    1. lol a little added heart
      Works with a fart

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  22. Cupid and his arrows are a pain in the arse. But don't quote me.

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    1. Can hurt you say
      When he comes to play

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  23. Just let it out on the lift/so that you can everyone all the same hit! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  24. When Cupid's arrow comes, I don't think a fart on the heart will be on your mind. That sounds more like a cardiac infarction.

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    1. Damn, my medical deduction was wrong?
      I'll blame Donkey Kong

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  25. "Don't take to heart their flack."
    Good advice given in a creative and amusing way. ;)

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    1. haha the cat can amuse
      And maybe confuse

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  26. Haters stink....that's for sure.

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    1. That they do
      Fart on them when in view

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  27. Getting ready for Valentine's Day? No cards to haters.

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  28. If only all the haters could get a face full of fart. Now that would be an internet art. Bad reviews come to all dwellers. Just go read some on classics and bestsellers. Every book has a hater to hate it. And I was so excited you actually said shit :)

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    1. haha I'll say whatever comes to be
      And yeah, every book has a hater or 3

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  29. I'm a little confused . . Hallmark rejected your Valentine's card rhymes?

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    1. lol never sent one
      But they'd reject a ton

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  30. Well, you know someone really loves you when you feel comfortable enough to fart in their presence. So, I guess farts could be a feel good gesture lol

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    1. lol I guess they could indeed
      When they take seed

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  31. I love your attitude.
    It's so snarky and rude.
    V-day is shit; ignore the heart.
    Til Valentine's and beyond, I'll fart.

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    1. Snarky is fun
      Has to be done
      Stupid old day
      Any which way

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  32. There's certainly a person or two I know who deserves a gift of gas, haha!

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    1. haha can give a good gift
      Let it out swift

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  33. There you go, give it a blow, lol.

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  34. No room for haters!
    Feed them to the gators.

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  35. I had a hater on my blog this week.
    Why they take the time makes me shrug and blink.

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    1. Oh yeah, never saw that
      Yeah, very stupid as they waste time at their blog mat

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  36. That was so funny.
    Bet it is worth some money.
    I ain't so good at this.
    Its kind of hit and miss.

    Happy Belated IWSG Day
    Juneta Writer's Gambit

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  37. Gosh...I am so far behind and trying to play catch up. I agree with your assessment-Tell them what you think, by letting out a stink and then continue writing merrily along singing a pretty little song

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    1. haha a fine way for me
      Let it all fly free

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