Saturday, February 13, 2016

Take A Stand And All Will Be Grand!

There are nuts near and far. They even drive a car. That isn't a good thing. Don't find a nut and have a fling. You will just add to the dumbness of the human race. Nope, that's not today's case.

Come and stand.
Take my hand.
Just come and stand.
It is so grand.

Stand all day.
Sitting is outlawed at your bay.
Never ever sit.
Who needs it?

Stand when you eat,
Meal or treat.
Stand when you crap.
Be one talented chap.

Stand when you pee.
Be one talented she.
Stand when you fall.
Can you stand it all?

Yep, sitting is bad.
Don't do it at your pad.
You can never ever sit.
Not one little bit.

Humans weren't built that way.
So stand all through the day.
Only lay when you are in bed.
Otherwise, stand, even on your head.

What? You can sit?
Bah, don't believe it.
Humans aren't built for that.
Don't be like a lazy cat.

Stand at work.
That is a perk.
Stand like me.
It's the way to be.

Stand very tall.
Stand on a ball.
Stand in your spot.
Standing is hot to trot.

Remember to stand.
Remember to take my hand.
Stand on cement or sand.
Standing is so grand.

Pfffffft says the cat. Not built to sit where we are at? Hmmm, then how come we can sit? If we weren't built for it then we couldn't do that shit. Sitting too much is as dumb as can be. But never sitting? Yeah, take your standing and bite me. Standing all day is sure hard on the body too. Trust me at my zoo. Now I am through with my sass. Time to stand down with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

64 comments:

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    1. Ha ha and I thought hey nobody's visiting!
      Suza is number one!
      Such fun

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    2. 'morning Suza and Blue!

      Had same thoughts
      Saturdays meant for rest
      But enthusiastic lot
      Sharing morning's quest

      Hank

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    3. So true
      And I'll raise her a Scoobysue!

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    1. Need a faster copy and paste
      Post haste

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    2. I need a wake-up call
      At my Scooby hall

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    1. What! Hank's here too!
      Beaten by Suza, not Scooby Doo?

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    2. 1 minute off though
      Giving it a go

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  4. If I sit too much I'm in great pain
    Same with too much standing
    I need to find the right balance
    To achieve a happy landing

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    1. Yep, that I do too
      Crummy body at my zoo

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  5. Hi Blue, Hi Hank
    Getting crowded here
    All up early on a Saturday
    Never, ever fear

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    1. I can type and snore
      Now I'm gonna snore some more

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    2. Snoring typer
      Can you be a snoring typing skyper

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    3. I never skype
      Don't believe the hype :p

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    4. I have 3 people on mine
      Never used to align

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    5. Three ain't so bad
      Won't drive you mad

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    6. Not one bit
      I ignore the shit

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  6. Nuts can drive a car?
    Do they get far?
    Straight into a bar?
    Stand when you crap?
    Wouldn't you snap?
    Stand when you pee
    In the place to be
    That sounds like me
    Or Scooby Dooweee
    A bed, you say?
    I wish that were true today

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    1. No bed for you?
      At least you can sit with number 2
      Not some standing nut
      With their head up their butt

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  7. Here I am again,
    Late to the game.
    How can I stand not to win
    And never achieve fame?

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    1. I think you can stand it
      Don't want another #2 fit

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  8. I never make it on time
    not allowed to even whine
    should that reduce my shine?
    Will the time ever be mine?

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    1. Can time be yours though?
      I just don't know

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  9. Take a stand
    To lead the band
    And march on down the street
    Take a stand
    And wave your hand
    To a different drummer's beat

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    1. What if the drummer stinks?
      Run away and plug ones ears me thinks
      Or nose
      However it goes

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  10. Take A Stand And All Will Be Grand!
    All the way clearly without a dent
    Care to just sit
    And not to retreat
    At least it allows a rest unplanned

    Hank

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    1. Rest it does
      Sitting on fuzz
      Or whatever
      Beats a 24/7 standing endeavor

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  11. We shall sit when we feel the need to do so. So what is wrong with sitting???

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    1. Beats us as we sit away
      Some go on about bad for you at their bay

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  12. My back kills me if I stand too long. Got to keep moving!

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    1. Moving keeps things a going
      Have to keep everything flowing

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    2. I blame my friggin' couch. Yes, the one I sleep on. Sorry to hear about your pain, Bijoux.

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    3. My couch is the only thing I can sit on
      It is hard enough to keep my back fine at our lawn

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  13. Lots of standing going on:)
    Happy Valentine's Day.

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    1. Just don't stand still
      May not fit the bill

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  14. Um no, Cat. I draw the line on your advice when I could end up with pee in my shoe.

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    1. lol the cat feels that is wise to do
      There at your zoo

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  15. Ha, one thing I know is that burns more calories when you stand than when you sit! So 'taking a stand' doesn't sound like a bad idea! Smiles.

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    1. lol taking a stand to get rid of fat
      There you go at any old mat

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  16. I would like to see the cat just using its two rear paws/enough to make some people guffaw/standing all day might for a feline be fun/but it makes the human blood forever run! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Forever run you say
      So they are immortal at each human bay

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  17. I agree. My body don't. I do a little deliberate standing everyday as well as getting down on the floor and back up again at least once everyday. Age starts shouting in time which leads me to a story. But this is a comment so you don't get the story. But, I like to sit. You bet.

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    1. Have to do a little of each one
      With or without a story run

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  18. There are times to sit and times to stand. I even like laying down on occasion. :)

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    1. haha the last works for me
      Here at my sea

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  19. I'd rather curl up...and I stand by that statement!

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  20. If I would stand to drive a car
    I would not get very far.
    I am sick and tired of hearing that you should not sit
    My ass would not like this one damn bit!
    I prefer to sit when I can
    To just stand? I am not a fan.

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    1. Yeah, my ass would have a fit
      And not stand for that shit

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  21. There are benefits to standing on your head
    increasing the energy flow in your body
    I am tired so will pass and stay in bed
    but, first I may need to drink a hot toddy

    trying to stay warm here today
    hope all is well at your bay....

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    1. lol I'd break my neck
      Standing on my head would be a bad trek
      Cold it may be
      But hermit life for me

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  22. Have to sit down to do my work
    Would be mighty comfortable if I had to stand
    But do enjoy walking and standing when I can
    Got to keep limber in my land

    betty

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    1. Limber is a good way to be
      Standing while working would annoy me

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  23. Have a backbone might be a better phrase
    as you take that take a stand phase. lol...

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    1. lol but a backbone is always there
      So a bit redundant at ones lair

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  24. Who the heck wants to stand all day? Doesn't that cause varicose veins in the legs?

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    1. I never thought of that
      But you are right where you are at

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  25. When I was out in Montana visiting Belva, she has a standing desk. She seems to like it I'm one for sitting on my arse

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    1. Arse sitting works for me
      Here at my sea

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