Monday, February 1, 2016

Today We Hit A Bump While Going Trump!

The cat has a special guest today. Too bad no one else would come out and play. The cat feels naked with only one paw. He may consider that breaking the law.


 Why am I here?
I've got bankruptcies to file.
You look like something climbed up your rear.
Maybe 911 you should dial.


Are you threatening me?
I knew all Canadians were bad.
Geez, I was just trying to help thee.
A little up tight by a tad?



You Canadians will get a wall just like Mexico.
And you'll pay for that great wall too.
 Can we block out you and Texaco?
If so, I'll help build the wall at my zoo.




You can't keep me out of anywhere.
I'm not bragging, but I'm really, really rich.
 So I shouldn't be giving you free press at my lair?
Damn, isn't that a bitch.



 What is this stuff?
Why are you talking so funny?
Is my rhyming tough?
I guess brightness doesn't go hand in hand with money.



I knew you aren't the right people. 
We need a wall to block Canada more than ever.
Will it have a huge church steeple?
You could see Alaska with such an endeavor.



Our great walls will prove America needs no one.
Except for cheap labor from Bangladesh to create best selling shirts and ties.  
I hear Alaskan women are cold and need some fun.
I'll have to do my duty and go warm them up so no one dies.


And climbing my great wall will give Bill some exercise.
He sure doesn't spend time on the world's best courses, which I own.
Don't think the voters aren't on to you and wise.
When I'm president I will take from all for the common good like an Indian loan.



 That's why we need to kick out the Indians too.
We can't have any more loans going out.
I remember being under sniper fire at the zoo.
Those monkeys sure can throw their poop about.


Do you Canadians even have all your shots?
You and the rest of those bottom feeders can take a hike.
I think I see weapons of mass destruction in those furry spots.
Let's invade Canada now and take what we like.

Well that was a rare visit at my sea. Don't they all just impress thee? Do they have a none of the above section to vote for? Might be better off at your American shore. Then again you could get a really tall wall. That has to impress at your hall. Or you could get one who wants to take and give to the government more. Woweee, that deserves an encore. I guess you never know who will visit the cat to chew the fat. Even the high, who are rather low, class. I'll never admit though if I have weapons of mass destruction up my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

111 comments:

  1. Today We Hit A Bump While Going Trump!
    Leading the pack and showing no slumps
    With lots of noise
    With business poise
    Heard say he would likely hit the dumps

    Hank

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    1. Hit the dumps would be good
      Stay there he should

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  2. I'm sad for the choices we have. Joke after joke. The cat knows.

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    1. Jokes in every way
      But fun to use at my bay

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  3. You know I love some good politics
    but this year the nominees are a bunch of, um, jerks
    it scares me what lies ahead for the United States
    a choice of nut jobs and dictates
    I may have to move up there with you
    hope there's plenty of room at your zoo!

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    1. lol a one eyed monster near me?
      On you the cat may pee
      Or just hawk up a hairball
      Better you than the wall lol

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    2. a hairball is better than
      that poo-filled pringle can!

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    3. lol it's a cashew jar now
      They are bigger and more filled to wow

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  4. South of the border, it is really scary to think he could be the nominee. However, it is the end of January and the election is in November, a lot will happen. I don't think he will have to build a wall, Canada will build one to keep him out. I would laugh but it is definitely not funny. He is not the only nut being taken seriously.

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    1. Yeah, there are a few nuts indeed
      We'd have to build a wall to keep him out of our feed

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  5. You chose a great pic of The Trumpster.
    Wish we could throw him in a dumpster.
    Not much bettah with lyin' Hill.
    What a pair with cheatin' Bill.
    Let's put them all behind a wall.
    Who would climb and have a big fall?

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    1. Both sure suck
      You guys are shit outta luck
      Between a liar and a fungal head
      Better off with Drop Dead Fred

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    2. Way to go, Keepin' it Resl!
      That's the way most of us feel!

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    3. Keepin it resl is she?
      damn, that must be something to come to be

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  6. Our best of the best isn't really our best at all. Tragedy if you ask me.

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    1. Yeah, best sure fell way way down
      With those idiots across town

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  7. I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad that we do not hear too much in Germany about the candidates for the election...Reading the cat's thoughts I think it's good the way it is ;)
    Have a fabulous Monday, all of you at your zoo :)
    Beate

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    1. Yeah, probably much better the way it is
      Besides, it's all show biz

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  8. Canada May very well get an influx of American refugees after this election.

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    1. Would they be refugees though?
      Could always flee to Mexico

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    2. The weather is better in Mexico, but I'd rather drink Canadian water!

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    3. No germs that way
      At your bay

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  9. Canada needs the wall to protect you from those crazy candidates. This may be the first year I don't even vote.

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    1. Not much of a choice to come due
      Our wall may need to be rather high too

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  10. Canada will build a wall
    To keep neighbors from their hall
    Americans will jump the fence
    To hide in woods, where it is dense

    Call the mounties, beat the bush
    Whack em on their very tush
    Rats will flee from a sinking ship
    Flee to Canada is the tip.........LOL

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    1. lol might freeze your caboose
      Or get bit by a moose
      Should you flee to the trees
      Mounties won't have to yell freeze

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    2. Hahahaha
      Good one
      That was fun!

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  11. Too many clowns in the clown car this year
    so many in Iowa are those to fear
    methinks Armageddon is fairly near
    sad the direction America does veer!

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    1. Armageddon you say?
      Damn, better stock up at my bay

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  12. I'm packed and ready to leave. This election is a farce, and the choices a joke! Iowa caucuses - really!?
    Then again, I guess we're just getting what we've asked for. Horrid!

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    1. True, kinda make our own bed with the clowns
      As they go and politic through towns

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  13. Hubby said the other day
    this is the year we may be voting for the one
    that is the least destructive of them all
    and that doesn't sound like a bit of fun

    betty

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    1. Nope, not one bit of fun
      Toss up when all is said and done

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  14. I dont stay there, but it does make me feel scared--- like Betty said voting for the least destructive!!!!

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    1. Least destructive seems the best
      When none pass any common sense test

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  15. Oh gosh. I can't stand Trump. He's such a joke. If he becomes President, I'll truly be afraid.

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    1. Fear will run wild
      Nothing but a spoiled whiny child

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  16. Oh gosh. I can't stand Trump. He's such a joke. If he becomes President, I'll truly be afraid.

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  17. I'm thinking of writing in a candidate.
    How about Han Solo or Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia?

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    1. haha a much better pick
      Would do the trick

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  18. Thanks for reminding us that all our choices currently are bad. I'm tired of elections where we have to pick the lesser evil.

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    1. Seems to be the way
      Come each election day

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  19. I think you are right, except in a zoo the animals are confined, it's really a jungle, they are running wild here!!!

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    1. A jungle you say
      Makes way more sense with the nuts at play

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  20. Idea - we tell Trump and Hillary that this year the election is being held in outer space, so we have them board a space ship. But then we just fire it straight into the sun.

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    1. Trump would probably buy it too
      Off they'd go two by two

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  21. LOL. This is awesome, Pat! My favorite post.
    And WTF - the mofo's gonna boast
    About hating on Canada. Next will be who?
    The Swiss? Yogi Bear? Boo Boo?

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    1. May go after Scooby Doo
      And all cats and dogs too

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  22. For the very first time since I was a teen, I understand my stepmother's sentiments when she said she was only being given the choice between a snake and an idiot. And what kind of choice is that?

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    1. Yep, both describe them well
      They'll damn everything to hell

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  23. Ticking off Canada?
    I wish he would just can it.
    Why such a thing? Duh.
    The nicest folks on the planet.

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    1. Nicest so we pretend
      Could drive many around the bend

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  24. Ticking off Canada?
    I wish he would just can it.
    Why such a thing? Duh.
    The nicest folks on the planet.

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  25. A reboot would be great
    Before it's too late

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    1. One reboot I wouldn't mind
      It would be kind

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  26. Boo! Hiss!
    What a miss!
    Elections this year are such a joke!
    Makes me want to kick and croak!

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    1. lol becoming a frog?
      May find a nice bog

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  27. Is in un-patriotic for me not to be insulted by the things you've said here? Heck, no, because they're all frighteningly TRUE. (Or could be!) As for Trump, he should have used some of his billions to buy a brain. Or a heart. The only thing he has in excess other than money is ego. Such a self-important buffoon. You better watch out! If he gets elected, a lot of folks just might be fleeing up your way before that wall gets built.

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    1. haha true as can be
      And such a scary spree
      Many sure may flee
      Can't say I'd blame them at your sea

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  28. I really laugh if all of this weren't so very true. Are there no people of integrity and vision left who can afford to run for President of the United States? How about a decent Siamese cat. They always look as if they know what they're doing and won't take @#!! from anybody.

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    1. Not many that are left at all
      As they can't break through the puppet wall

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  29. Trump is the scariest thing to come down the pike. We just have to hope he doesn't get elected.

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    1. Hope he does not
      The country would rot

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    1. Nope, not a one
      Crazy and idiotic by a ton

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  31. Well this is certainly a new type of rhyme on your page!
    But of course it’s quite clever, as thoughts on American politics you wage,
    It’s really hard to believe this current Presidential race,
    With so much hooting and hollering, it’s hard to keep pace,
    But if a Wall needs to be built on the North border,
    It’s probably bc Canada is sick of Americans getting free healthcare on their soil in short order.
    I really wonder who will end up being the one,
    This is all quite crazy and frankly, I’m already done.

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    1. haha a good way to be
      As no need to watch a clown spree
      Not sure many americans get it for free
      But some may at our Canadian tree

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  32. This is hysterical, cat!!! I love how people don't know about his bankrupcies. When I mention it, I usually get the blank stare. Lol

    Oh and Texaco and zoo totally do not rhyme. For same, cat!!

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    1. lol he has had quite a few
      lmao different rhyme scheme today at my zoo
      And for same?
      Isn't it shame?

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  33. Too funny.
    I'm a Clinton fan, though I keep vacillating back and forth between her and Bernie.

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  34. orlin N cassie


    we haz all reddy got R votes lined up N reddy ta go come may and november; we iz votin for smoke & joe frum marge's animals ♥♥♥

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    1. A wise choice to be had
      Over at their pad

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    1. Good way to be
      With that nut at any sea

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  36. A scary bit of reality...
    politicians and their hypocrisy

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  37. to block Canada with a wall
    more than ever?
    would be sad,
    hasn't it all the country had
    centuries before...

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    1. Yep, sad indeed
      Wouldn't put it past him at his feed

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  38. This is so hilarious Pat, ha!!! No way Trump will win or I will think the Americans are all stupid ~ Love the illustrations, smiles ~

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    1. lol yeah, if he wins stupid people rule
      Only way one can find him cool

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  39. Pawesome stuff
    It's kinda' rough
    Enough is enough
    Pawlitics pawhaps
    Trump's full of craps
    If he get elected
    It's been detected
    That the Yanks will go
    Don't you know
    To live in Canada
    Aha!

    Penny, Penny, never contrary....

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    1. Te yanks sure say that a lot
      I think it's some kind of side plot

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  40. Definitely lots of people paying attention to the polls right now. I hope people take the time to learn about the candidates so they can make the most informed decision.
    ~Jess

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    1. Do they ever do that though?
      Doesn't seem like it anywhere they show

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  41. It is scary, all the election stuff. How many months until it is over?

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  42. Such a piss poor selection of candidates we have. I would think Canada would welcome a wall with the nuts we are working with. Maybe we can build one really high, then push all the politicians off it?

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    1. haha I'm all for that
      Watch them fall and go splat

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  43. Unbelievable to think
    Trump could be in power
    Has everyone gone mad?
    His presence is sour

    I keep hoping this is one huge joke on his part to see how far he would get. Astounds me that any thinking mind could actually elect this man. Hmmm... maybe that's the key.

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    1. Yep, people have gotten dumber indeed
      So they fall for whatever the read
      Meaning an idiot like him can get in
      Be rather funny if he was taking a joke for a spin

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  44. All I can say is funniest pic you made like ever!

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  45. I hang my head in dismay that this moron is going strong. I just don't get it. I am waiting for him to grow a little mustache under his lip and start walking in goosesteps

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    1. lol you just never know
      That mustache may show

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  46. I really don't know what to say.... I just want a safe USA and it sure isn't all that safe anymore.

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