Thursday, March 10, 2016

A Boney Head Put To Bed!

Boney is back and he sure does lack. I am not sure what went on with him. Hmm, maybe I made him grim. I did knock him over the other day. But I swear I never made heads or tails of his head dismay.


Heads up.
 There's been a hiccup.
The body went poof.
Quite the goof.


 Boney looked.
Cassie was booked.
Two heads better than one. 
Ahead is lots of fun.


Have to cool down.
Cooler heads prevail in every town.
So he is in the freezer.
Brain freeze for the old geezer. 


Then he needed to sit,
Just for a little bit.
Didn't want him to bite your head off.
Whoops, bad choice of words, he may scoff.


He stole my condo spot.
That wasn't hot to trot. 
He needed a price on his head.
Maybe make him good and dead.


He tried to run away.
 Got a head start at our bay.
I thought he was ahead of the game.
Really though, he was just lame.


And he couldn't fit.
 Not one little bit.
Can't curl like that cat.
An airhead if he thought that.


He got a bright idea this time.
He gave a little chime.
It was full steam ahead.
At least that's what he said.


He rolled to my mat.
Stealing everything from the cat.
I can't have any of that.
Things came to a head where we are at.


I grabbed Boney's head,
And then put him to bed.
Soon he'll head for the hills,
Maybe even give head for thrills.

Ever have your head pop off? That would make you scoff. Or not. Then you'd start to rot. Boney can get away with it at my sea. That means no murder was done by me. I guess Boney gets to be the head of the class. Although I could finish him off with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

75 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty mat?
    Has the plot thickened yet
    On the kitty cat set?
    Hey, it's Thursday...
    Definitely a fun day!

    Grrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. No thickened plot
      Has gone to pot

      Yippeeee
      For meee

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    2. Times two
      From you

      Times two
      From you

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    3. That stupid phone
      I'm never alone
      A double Blue
      And Scooby Doo too

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    4. Blame the phone
      At the tone

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  2. He sure looks grim
    Maybe he needs to go to the gym
    Ha!

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    1. Him working out
      May make all shout

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    2. You're right
      How about at night?

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    3. Could work
      The dark can be a perk

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  3. Looks like he's got a good head on his shoulders.

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    1. Wouldn't it be off not on
      With this head con

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  4. As long as you don't find him in the toilet...

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    1. He'd stay there
      Get flushed at our lair

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  5. Make no bones about it
    Boney just don't quit

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    1. Keeps on going
      With a head of a showing

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  6. Keep your head you'll win the race
    Think of doing an "about-face"
    Carry a can that's marked "mace"
    Shoot the stalker in the face
    If heads disconnect, they lose the chase
    Like Bony and fly into space

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    1. That would be violent as can be
      A head popping mace murder spree lol

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  7. I wouldn't want to encounter Bony
    Alone in the middle of the night
    I think he would give me an awful fright!

    betty

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    1. haha just from the head
      As he hovered over your bed

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    1. Do you think?
      Did he give you a wink?

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  9. A Boney Head Put To Bed!
    Something that one dreads
    And smiles so weird
    Not that one feared
    Coming from rounded heads

    Hank

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    1. Rounded they go
      With a smile that won't glow

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  10. I think a hat and a mask is what poor boney needs. Glad he doesn't live at our house.

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    1. A hat and a mask
      May be too much to ask

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  11. It looks like Boney has a new Hair-do,
    an afro looks pretty cool and may make your cats mew.
    He does sure seem to get around
    without a body! Hmm maybe his body is at the lost and found.

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    1. Could have took a hike
      Out riding a bike

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  12. haha, Pat! This made me laugh. I just picture you walking around your place with this skull. It actually looks pretty good in the freezer with that chic white backdrop.

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    1. haha what one does for the blog
      Carrying a head around like a log

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  13. orlin N cassie

    ya hafta add mit... him doez hava grate smile....took good care oh hiz teeth hiz live long life... thatz for sure !! ☺☺☺
    ♥♥♥

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    1. Those teeth can shine
      Even when he's in the divine

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  14. Hey, scary thing, I've got a bone to pick with you!

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  15. I've got a Boney too, but he stays in the closet until Halloween. Then he rules with his boney stare!

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    1. Boney hung up well after
      As he liked the rafter

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  16. For not having a body, Boney sure does get around!

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  17. Boney should definitely stay in bed
    unless he is buried underneath the shed
    where he can just be another of the dead!

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    1. haha there is more than one
      Damn, lots of undead fun

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  18. "Head's up" made me laugh haha

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  19. haha - he is has quite the grin
    for a man with no backbone....
    I guess his head is in a spin
    I wonder where his body does roam

    Might be scary to wake up to that staring at you!

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    1. haha bah, it won't scare
      He never changes his stare

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  20. I think Boney needs to develop a thicker skin
    Before he show us how much trouble he can get in

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    1. He may be crap outta luck
      Skin could cost a mighty fine buck

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  21. I'm going to lose my head if our cat doesn't stop pooping on the floor BESIDE his litter box. -_- Silly cat is about to have me on that sewing machine making cat diapers, lol. The thought makes me laugh, he'd be mortified, I'm sure of it. :)

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    1. haha they actually have pet diapers for sale
      One cat at the other sea poops beside it without fail

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    2. must be my cat's long lost cousin ;)

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    3. haha could be
      With a poo spree

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  22. Yikes, I will be scared to have that around, even with the smile ~ Is it Halloween time yet ~ Put him to bed fast ~

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    1. haha but he wants to be cheery
      Not all halloween eerie

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  23. He's having an out of body experience!
    I'm sure he thinks its mysterious!
    He'll have to find his spine
    if he wants to dance like a mime.

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    1. Spine may tingle
      As he wants to go out to mingle

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  24. Where's the booze?That guy looks out of his skull!

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  25. I can see the catlove this bone head :) :)
    I think like Grace . That is soo good for Halloween

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    1. The cat loves to hang it
      And give it a hit

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  26. Boney gets around
    Despite he's body-less
    Hope the cats don't maul him
    Or he'd be an awful mess

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    1. They give him a whack
      As he can't fight back

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  27. LOL! You can certainly entertain yourself endlessly!

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  28. A wonderful read Pat.Thanks.
    Yvonne.

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  29. Bony must be a party animal . At least he gets around a lot

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    1. Can be on the move
      Even with no neck groove

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