Monday, March 21, 2016

A Rewind Detect With The Connect!

The cat doesn't want to be mean, yeah right, since when at our scene, but there is a site up here for people to give a missed connections cheer. It is sooo sad some of the things they say and not in a good or lovey dovey type way.

I saw you standing there...
Isn't that at song at ones lair?
And you smiled at me...
Are you sure it was at thee?

It was 10:00am at the hardware store...
Hammer that out at your shore?
I really wish I got your number...
Excuse me while I now go slumber.

To the girl who drove by me today...
That is really descriptive of you to say.
I winked at you and you liked it...
Was she driving as slow as shit?

I hope you see this...
Meaning he's hard up for bliss.
Then maybe we can get some lunch...
I'd bet against that a whole bunch.

We met at the square...
Bet you were quite the pair.
You sat on the bench with me...
Wow, butt warming together with glee.

Our eyes met...
Gag this pet.
I shared my lunch with you...
That was a stupid thing to do.

Then you got lost in the crowd...
Told you so, but of it I'm not proud.
And I couldn't find you...
He just wanted a free lunch to come due.

I don't have much faith people connect on here...
At least you are semi-wise, dear.
But it is worth a shot...
You just lost your semi-wise spot.

You were the cute dumptruck driver at the gas bar...
My, this is going to go far.
I was the girl in the red car...
See? It is going really, really far.

I wanted to tell you that you had a great smile...
Seems we have those on here by the pile.
You made my morning, thank you....
And he still hasn't got a clue.

I could go on all day. There are plenty of them near my bay. Just as bad as the dating site stuff. To those who missed out, in most cases, I say tough. Open your damn mouth at the time. Then you won't need some poor pitiful me missed connection chime. If you keep your yap shut then that is your doing at your hut. Strange people who pine over things that could be. All they needed to do was open their yap and see. That is all for today's sass. I know, I'm a mean little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

78 comments:

  1. The gagging line made me chuckle. That's how I feel about romance.
    Cute dumptruck driver at the gas bar? That probably narrows it down...

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    1. haha a gag or three
      Came from me
      Yeah, narrows it down so much
      I bet they got in touch

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  2. I'm shocked I am #3! I didn't even know this site existed.....how sad it does.

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    1. Sad indeed
      But good to be #3 at my feed

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  3. A Rewind Detect With The Connect!
    Connection extended with due respect
    What if stood up
    Treated like a dud
    This happened to good people for a fact

    Hank

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    1. Good people it can happen too
      But many crazies to view

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  4. Funny the things people say. Funny the things people say to impress others. Not!

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    1. Not sums it up well
      As they don't kiss yet tell

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  5. Misery loves company. Maybe that is the name of the game at this site.

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    1. Could very well be
      As there are plenty to see

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  6. I've heard about that site. My guess is that if you are the type to 'miss a connection' you will not be looking online for a missed connection.

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    1. Yep,the last place you will go is online
      Probably off on a dash and dine

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  7. I haven't heard of it until now. So many people are looking for what they don't really want.

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    1. That they surely are
      Eyes going out far

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    1. Twice the fun
      At my bun
      I beat my Galaxy to it
      That thing is fun of double sh... um pit.

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    2. Beat the phone
      At the tone
      It may groan
      And take out a loan

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  9. Strangers passing in the night
    Tell them all to fly a kite
    Or attach them to a kite string fly'n
    Cut the string and wave good bye'n

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    1. Wave them bye
      As they go high
      Mary Poppins style
      Bit more vile

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  10. I know on Craigslist there is a category
    for those that have the missed connections to list their story
    I wonder if anyone actually ever gets together again
    or if it just something they fantasize about for their glory

    betty

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    1. Probably a fantasy to most
      As they barely leave their coast

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  11. It sounds like a much better read than Craigslist missed connections. Yo, I stood outside yo door with my sharpened ax. You didn't get yo paper. That old lady next door asked me why I was outside the cat's door. I be in love with Pat I says. She says, him! You is old as shat. So I bes at yo dad's house now. Sorry about dumping youse.

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    1. lol that would make me head hurt a bit
      And have to get the cops in on that shit

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    2. I was just channeling the Craigslist charm. I hope you know that is truly in jest. lol But I would like the web address for missed connections. It would be a goldmine for writing a lovelorn character.

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    3. lol yeah, I know it was a joke as you channel away
      kijiji it was on display

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  12. I hadn't heard about this one at all. Who can worry about missed connections. People should pay attention to what ever connections are available.

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    1. That they should
      Some are just as dull as wood

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  13. I'm laughing about the free lunch come due
    So many, many want a date but have no clue.

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    1. Yep, sit and stare
      Later on they blare

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  14. Never heard of that site. I'll pass.

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  15. Never heard of that site. I'll pass.

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  16. I read a few of these for fun. Most of them are really dumb.

    "I saw you at the store. You were pretty. I wore a hat. Please tell me exactly everything I was wearing, what time you saw me, and what you looked like. "

    Talk about leaving out a few details there.

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    1. lol yep, dumb they are
      But amusing from afar

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  18. Sounds like you could work some stories in there....Hmm, I guess you already did:)

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  19. These are funny, do people eventually actually meet? Gosh, I'm so glad I'm no longer desperate, I mean dating. :)

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    1. Nope, doubt they meet
      As just some stranger on the street

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  20. I saw an episode on LMN about this!!! It was My Crazy Ex and he made up this whole missed connection scam to get woman to join his polygamist family.

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    1. Wow, that is blah indeed
      As he wanted many to do the deed

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  21. Mo missed connections for me. I'm too busy to worry about stopping to talk.

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    1. Stopping at a light
      Is it a fright?

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  22. orlin N cassie....thiz iz why we haz never wanted datez & haz ree maned bacherlorz & bacherlorettz R live long livez..... ♥♥♥

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    1. The best way to be
      Works for our sea

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  23. That's a strange kinda site. Most people aren't going to see it so why even write it? I bet there are some funny ones on there though.

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    1. Yeah, they are rather amusing
      Was worth a perusing

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  24. I'm with Yolanda on this one. Dating desperation! That's a great way to phrase it, and I often wondered why I bothered anyway. Now I'm wondering who I might have missed. Shhh. Don't say this to anyone.

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    1. haha you could have missed a dumptruck guy
      Or it could be a lie

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  25. Having a date when I was a teen was always so important. As I grew older, I discovered I'd survive without a true love. And then I met him. :)

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    1. That seems to many a time be the way
      When one stops looking at their bay

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  26. I still haven't got a clue where the secret code is.

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    1. Maybe lost in space
      With its embrace

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  27. I think there's lot of misconnections with dating sites ~ But its all luck I say ~ Sometimes it is serendipity at work ~

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  28. Sounds like quite a line, in more that one way!

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  29. Glad I'm no longer in that boat
    Plenty of romance at my moat
    Other missed connections at my bay
    Can leave a message any day

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  30. If you didn't get her number or her name
    then you really suck at the dating game.
    And you should feel lame
    as you sing to the unknown dame.
    hahaha. Not you, cat...but whoever is moaning that sad song. haha....

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    1. haha I got you
      Not afraid at our zoo
      Just done with that crap
      After many a dating lap

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  31. That site sounds like it is soaked in desperation.
    Getting a number on the spot cause too much perspiration?
    Speak up now or forever hold your peace.
    Don't whine about a missed connection on the internet. Geesh!

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    1. haha whine they surely do
      Desperation through and through

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  32. Part of me thinks it's romantic
    Part of me thinks it's desperation
    I suppose it all depends
    Who is in on the participation

    The cat doesn't want to be mean?
    Since when is that true?
    Poking and haranguing and mocking
    That was our first clue :-)

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    1. haha you know the cat
      Mocking we go at our mat
      Desperation rings through
      For my zoo

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  33. I have not been here in so very long
    But it is good to see that you are still going strong :)

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    1. The cat never stops
      As a daily rhyme drops

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  34. lol, hey before you same these are dumb,
    perhaps you have been the subject of some!
    "There was this rhymer Pat, there with his cat.
    I'd love to go on a date with all of that!"

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    1. lol but I'm sure they could find me
      As I'm all over for all to see

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  35. Oh so sweet-
    almost as sweet
    as a cat in heat!

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