Wednesday, March 2, 2016

A Springy Secure Thingy!


 Spring will spring.
Could bring a fling.
But we'll get there.
No need for an affair.

It hasn't sprung.
Still stuck in white dung.
Beats brown though.
One positive of snow.

Where was I?
You giving me the stink eye?
It might freeze that way.
Just warning you at your bay.

Oh yes, spring will spring.
No matter this, that or the other thing.
Might even spring fast.
The snow won't last.

Springy is springy.
It has many a thingy.
Thingys of springy.
Sure you don't need a flingy?

That sounded gutter.
Some may stutter.
Some may mutter.
Thingys may putter.

What's the point,
At my secure joint?
Spring will spring,
No matter this, that or the other thing.

I said it twice.
Still no dice?
Nope, not one?
Damn, you're no fun.

No matter what comes,
With insecurity hums,
Spring beats the drums,
And warms our bums.

Just like your warm ass,
Insecurity too shall pass.
For spring is springy,
Beating back many a thingy.

Is your insecurity gone now? All thanks to my springy thingy meow. I am snip snip though, so no gutter springy thingys will show. I know that is where your mind went. But hey, insecurity has now got bent. Now I'll go pass some gas from my thingy maggigy little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

108 comments:

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    1. Made it plain
      #1 it is again!

      Hank

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    2. Blue has been away
      Snoring at your bay?

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    3. Not feeling too well
      Couldn't even yell

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    4. Ugg, hopefully that gets better soon
      There at your sand dune

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  2. A Springy Secure Thingy!
    Going for springy journey
    Saying twice
    Just as nice
    And say it plain and easy

    Hank

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    1. Easy as can be
      Spring away with glee

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  3. I'm excited for spring.
    New clothes are my thing.
    Fresh prints and colors galore.
    And seeing flowers bloom I will adore.

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    1. Colors everywhere
      Beats that white stuff's glare

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  4. I don't know about a spring in my step, but as long as there's spring in my mattress, I'm good.

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  5. Spring is in while insecurities are out.

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  6. The mountains have always been kind to me
    They stretch as far as I can see
    February 1 is usually the day
    When official spring is here to stay
    Sometimes we're fooled by all the warm
    Flowers bloom and bees do swarm
    Then a cold wind blows frigid air
    And spring is zapped, it just ain't fair

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    1. Sucks when the flip flop
      Mother nature decides to drop
      another month and snow will be toast here
      That will bring me cheer

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  7. Spring flowers have already bloomed in London and now we are expecting really cold weather so I'm wondering if the rest of the year will be brown.

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    1. Brown ain't much to look at
      Can make things fall flat

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  8. Spring has already sprung here
    And winter is still on the scene
    At least on the calendar
    But I like the flowers and blooms that are seen

    betty

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    1. Winter seems to have gone away
      Glad it didn't decide to stay

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  9. And here I thought you were talking about a rubber band. haha.

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    1. haha can stretch them far
      And snap them at anyone near your sand bar

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  10. I can't wait for my insecurity to spring on by. Maybe the Easter Bunny will take it away in his basket. ;)

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    1. Haha could hop it away
      There at your bay

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  11. I can't wait for my insecurity to spring on by. Maybe the Easter Bunny will take it away in his basket. ;)

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  12. Spring is springing here and the deer are eating their little shoots. :(

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    1. Not eating in a good way
      If shoots at play

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  13. Dang, that spring forward thing must be lurking about!

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  14. Spring is about to spring right up really soon. It is happening here, thank COD. Tired of the cold.

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    1. The cold needs to go away
      And find a new bay

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  15. Personally, I am so ready for spring and for the cold and snow to be gone!!

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  16. Personally, I am so ready for spring and for the cold and snow to be gone!!

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  17. I would like to skip spring and go straight to summer. But at the very least I want this snow gone!

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    1. As long as there is no snow
      Works for my show

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  18. I'm so ready for spring. Two days this week I've been able to wear a sweater rather than a coat to work. I'm loving it.

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    1. Much better way
      With no cold at play

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  19. It'll be nice to feel a little warmer!

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  20. Spring visited for a few days and now the white stuff is back for another stay.

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    1. Seems to be the way
      With a to and fro play

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  21. Ha ha ha! Spring is already here in the south so no white stuff for us. Won't be a "pretty" spring though, because we didn't have much of a winter...

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    1. So be all mud and such?
      That sucks more than a touch

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  22. I'm much better now, Pat after reading your rhyme of the day. I'm ready to go out and soak up some spring right now.

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  23. I'm much better now, Pat after reading your rhyme of the day. I'm ready to go out and soak up some spring right now.

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  24. Spring means summer and summer means hot. So spring can turn around a leave for all care.

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  25. No white stuff here. Springy things like buds and bulbs are pushing through.

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    1. A good way to be
      With no white stuff to see

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  26. Looking forward to Spring Pat, great post to read.
    Yvonne.

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  27. I really missed winter this year,
    California was all about sunny cheer,
    I know people think that that is the best,
    but like a cozy house, fireplace going and blankety rest.

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    1. haha I don't mind it for a week
      But after that would rather it be warm at my creek

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  28. Not much snow in Witch City this year.
    If spring comes early, I won’t shed a tear.

    VR Barkowski

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  29. *Made me smile* Enjoyed the rhyme. Happy IWSG and Spring,
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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  30. *Made me smile* Enjoyed the rhyme. Happy IWSG and Spring,
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

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  31. orlin N cassie...on SUN day it waz close ta 70 degreez heer in de land oh fish....last nite ther waz a nice coat ? ....oh snow & ice everee wear...can ewe say... wunder why in de hell everee one haz pneumoniaz

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lol yeah, the damn weather sure screwing with all
      As the germs come to call

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  32. No need to fear, it feels springy over here. The snow has long gone. There're new sprouts in the lawn. I don't mean to gloat, but off goes the coat! Soon everyone will be rhyming with the sun shining.

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  33. Spring makes me happy. Lots of plants blooming.

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    1. Lots more green
      Beats a snowy scene

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  34. Spring is here, spring is there/What do you mean, that you don't care?/It's the best season, flowers about/even the frogs want to come out! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. A croaking frog
      On a log
      Entices a dog
      Near the bog

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  35. Spring has not sprung here in Oz
    Autumn has... what goes with Autumn? Well, it's here, but it's still hot like summer. Bring on the cold weather!!!!!!!

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    1. haha would want some cold there
      As you got heat to spare

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  36. I don't need a fling, I always like Spring
    I'm not overly big on money, but I could use some bling

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    1. Could use some indeed
      Here at our feed

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  37. Our winter has been more like spring.
    And that is a very happy thing.
    My insecurity takes it day by day.
    That's all I'm going to say.

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    1. A good approach at your lair
      And yeah, have to like no snow in ones hair

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  38. Say three times as magic spell:
    Spring, spring! All is well,
    even if you don't move
    it will come,
    pour some rain at your groove

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    1. It will rain on ones parade
      Even in the shade

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  39. While I'm happy for the mild winter we had, I am ready for spring. Bring. It. On!

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  40. spring will spring
    that has a nice ring
    warm weather it will bring
    I will rejoice and sing...

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    1. Sing with the birds
      Like the know the words? lol

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    2. Cat, what happened to True's blog?

      Hi True Blue.

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    3. Seems to have floated away
      Went out to play?

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  41. I love Spring
    I love what it can bring.
    Flowers and the sun.
    Showers, green...what fun!
    Let's get springy in our step
    That always brings some pep.

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  42. Have been very lucky
    With a mild winter here
    But I want the green of spring
    To bring sone good cheer

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  43. If only spring
    Would fall to me bring.
    For without rain
    The drought here is such a pain.

    See? I also have a rhyming ass when I'm determined.

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    1. Good to be a rhyming ass
      Hopefully some rain shall amass

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  44. I love Spring

    it makes me sing...

    Wishing you a great Spring!!! Liuba :)

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    1. A song in spring
      All should give a ring

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  45. I'm ready to have spring spring
    It will be next week here....
    temps will be in the 50's.....
    guess I will have a spring fling!

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    1. haha there you go
      Have fun at your show

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  46. I love spring, but here in California we really need to get some rain before we get there.

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    1. Hopefully you get some
      Can sing in the rain and hum

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  47. Such a happy camper am I
    As blue begins to paint the winter sky
    Hyacinths are popping up all over the place
    Bringing so many smiles to my face

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    1. Always good to smile
      As blue sky stretches a mile

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  48. Thanks for your well wishes.
    I love spring and getting the flu this late in winter really sucks. But I'm sure it would suck no matter the time frame.
    So I'm headed to the beach next week, flu or not!

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    1. haha isn't it a bit cold for the beach?
      But good it is in reach

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