Thursday, March 3, 2016

Be A Pest And Protest!

The cat is protesting today. Can't you see me at my bay? I have a sign and I'm hopping around. I am also making a loud clamoring sound. Oh wait a second here. That was just a bad dream I fear.

I protest this.
It's a miss.
So I protest it.
Everyone have a fit.

Join me today.
Rally behind me I say.
I may leave a fart.
But this is near and dear to my heart.

So follow along.
Sing the same song.
Come protest with me.
It's a protesting spree.

That place didn't close.
I stick up my nose.
It was a sacred day.
Close the thing I say.

That car is too bright.
It hurts my sight.
I protest it,
Every bright bit.

The store is big.
I'll dance a jig.
Now I want to protest.
It should be the size of the rest.

The dog ate shit.
Dogs eat every bit.
I have to protest that.
They may teach a cat.

That door swings in.
It should spin.
I'll protest it.
Can't have that shit.

The cat said shit.
That gave me a fit.
I will protest his place.
Can't have such an embrace.

I protest life.
I protest my wife.
I protest a ditch.
I protest err umm I mean bitch.

See any dumb protests lately at your sea? Do you roll your eyes like me? Pfffft to these protesting nuts. Seems every second of every day something crawls up their butts. Yeah, there are great times to protest from sea to sea. But not every damn thing that offends thee. If you don't like it, tough shit. I mean that every bit. Protesting stupid crap is nothing but rallied whining across the map. Most don't even meet face to face. They hide behind their computer with a social media embrace. So pffft once more to their protesting in mass. Idiots protesting stupid things can kiss my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

71 comments:

  1. Protesting has its merits when injustice takes place but you are right the it has gotten ridiculous .....

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    1. Yep, nuts as can be
      With everything a protest spree

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  2. Isn't it amazing how people have time to protest the craziest things but they don't have time to make positive changes in themselves? Geez, that would make the world a much better place!

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    1. What Deb said!
      Like people who protested the movie Fantasia because of the dancing mushrooms. Really? All the things wrong with the world and you're concerned about an old cartoon?

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    2. Yep, they would rather whine all day
      Then do something about themselves at their bay

      haha that is as dumb as can be
      Proves my point easily at my sea

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  3. While I do agree with some protests, youre right that many ate taking it too far. How about the one with the women prancing around naked in the city? They blame society for men being attracted to their bodies. Isn't that just chemisty?

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    1. haha yeah that one was dumb too
      That is chemistry/instinct/whatever you want to call it coming due

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  4. Your font is too big
    And you snuck a swig,
    But I won't protest it
    Unless you act like a twit.

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    1. Larger you say?
      I'll make that come on display

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  5. Carry a sign
    Tear up a fine
    Protest, toot your horn
    A new year is born
    You don't like my grass?
    You're one complaining lass
    You protest the war?
    Then tell me the score
    Here's a pidgen, go call home
    From your beer, blow the foam
    Don't tell me those lies
    Just get wise, Bubble Eyes

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    1. haha your poor grass
      Gets protested in mass
      Phone home like ET?
      Maybe a better place for the protesting spree

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  6. I protest this post.

    Let me gather at least a 100 unemployed idiots who feel the same, we'll make some signs, make some shouts, and be forgotten in a week.

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    1. A week you say?
      Think you'll be remembered after a day?

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  7. Be A Pest And Protest!
    Smirk at them join the rest
    Just go for it
    Make them bleed
    Return triumphant at your best

    Hank

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    1. Triumphant over stupid crap
      I'd rather take a nap haha

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  8. Good that we have the freedom to do a protest
    but some of them are so ridiculous as you say
    better to take the effort of protesting away
    and put it to good use to make changes at your bay

    betty

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    1. That is the better way
      Except there few ever stray

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  9. You do think sometimes how lucky some people are that they can pitch a fit over say a starbuck's cup. Hey don't buy the product. The cup won't be a problem.

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    1. Exactly, as simple a that
      But they need to go on and on about the scat

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  10. Loved the verse Pat, take care.
    Yvonne.

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  11. Are you protesting about protesters? LOL. Today the cat has really ruffled furs. In our town the longest protest is had. Every Friday they are out with signs like a fad.

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    1. lol a protest of one
      Can that be done
      Long arse every friday?
      I'd rather go play

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  12. There are a lot of worthwhile protests out there.....but there's also some that are pretty funny:)

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    1. Yep, some that are nuts
      There at their protest huts

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    1. Scary as can be
      You made the cat pee

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  14. Seem like everyone is anti-something these days!

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  15. Everyone doth protest too much,
    always yelling and shouting and such,
    Every day there is another cause to be heard,
    most of which, I won't be lured.

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    1. Good way to be
      As on most the cat would pee haha

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  16. The stupidest protest of them all:
    If Trump wins, I'm gonna leave y'all
    As if people won't vote for him based on your threat
    How stupid can so many, who's aren't even Trumpsters, get?

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    1. Yep, like anyone will really leave anyway
      Far too many legalities to join another fray

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  17. What would we do without protesters. There is always something to protest about. Can't do without them.

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    1. Nope, they are everywhere
      Showing that they "care"

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  18. I could go for a good protest right now!
    It is definitely Open Season on protesting politicians!

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    1. Yep, all of them suck
      Shit outta luck

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    1. haha do it all the time
      Even in their prime

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  20. I protest against winter....and being stranded in the trains.

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    1. Both sure suck
      And cost a mighty fine buck

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  21. This post makes a good point but I'm protesting it anyway!

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    1. Protesting it not in rhyme?
      I'm protesting that crime

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  22. orlin N cassie...de food servizz gurlz dad haza sayin bout thiz......but we REEL LEE... canna print it heer..... itz that kinda crazed !!! ♥♥♥ ☺☺☺

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    1. haha now the cat wants to know
      Let it flow

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  23. LOL! I am enjoying all the protesting the Republican establishment is doing as The Donald racks up more and more wins! This is the most bizarre and funniest election season I can remember! Have a good one!

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    1. The craziest one I've seen
      As many sure get mean

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  24. No heed paid by me
    To just another protest spree
    Much better thing to do
    May always be found at my zoo

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    1. Better way to be
      Find something better at your sea

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  25. I'm protesting the flu!
    And the zoo that is the state of our election process.
    Idiots beget idiots!

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    1. Idiots each and every way
      There on the political display

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  26. Protesting something is easy, actually changing what you are disagreeing with takes some effort. Some people are too lazy to make the effort to change. Great post! Have a terrific weekend!

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    1. Yep, all they want to do is shout
      While someone else brings change about

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  27. I have not seen any protests lately. Only seen a few in my life now that I think of it.
    ~Jess

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    1. There are many online
      As things align

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  28. Methinks thou dost protest too much!
    France is the place to go to see a good protest!

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    1. They get drunk too much there
      And have to give a blare

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  29. Thankfully, we don't have protests too often in my area. Now, panhandlers are a whole other story....

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    1. Got many of those here
      Avoid them with my rhyming rear

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  30. I protest about the reminder of dogs eating doo. I totally forgot about that awful thing they do (doo). ew

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    1. haha well it is a good reminder
      As they are a poo teeth grinder

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  31. The PC Brigade can kiss my butt!
    I protest like a nut

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    1. Protest away
      They may like it though at their bay

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  32. Standing with their signs
    thinking they're sublime.

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    1. Some even spelled wrong
      As they sing their song

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  33. Methinks thou dost protest too much
    Let them have their beefs and such
    Provides entertainment to many who
    Aren't able to watch dogs eat poo

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    1. I suppose entertainment value is there
      As they go on and on at their lair

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