The cat was looking at the stats the other day for search engine nuts that come to play, when he noticed an interesting fact. People use one main browser with their searching act.
Which browser are you?
Are you fire or chrome?
Do you have something new?
Maybe out where the buffalo roam?
Or are you the tops.
Internet Explorer all around.
All the others flops,
When the stats are found.
Maybe you went on a Safari?
There you got stuck.
Tried some calamari,
And got hit by a truck.
Wait, that would be weird.
But I suppose it could be true.
Avoid any stranger with a beard,
They may run over you.
Internet Explorer is as literal as can be.
Is that why it is liked by thee?
Chrome makes sense if you're a bee.
Firefox sounds a bit burn-y at my sea.
Maybe we need a Super Search.
That would be literal too.
You can sit on your perch,
And find cute cat videos at your zoo.
As far as operating systems go,
Windows kicks every ones ass.
I guess Mac users don't like my show,
Or they are afraid to trespass?
Even Android wins.
Poor apple just gets beat.
Iphone takes a few spins,
But still left in defeat.
So which browser are you?
A fox on fire?
Chrome skin in view?
An explorer about to expire?
No, don't call Mario and ask.
Bowser is a whole other guy.
What? Just wanted to make clear the task.
Did I make Mac users cry?
Interesting how so many people still use Explorer at their sea. Those people sure like me. The Firefox and Chrome guys have a bit of tries. The rest are really low. So, like a particular one at your show? Which do you use to trespass? You can tell my browsing little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.