With the a to z about to start and everyone tied up taking the alphabet to heart, the cat thought he'd help you out. I mean you don't have much time to go out and about. So if you need a mate I've found you a date.
I've been divorced 3 times
May want to try dating mimes.
Are the dots some plot the pimple?
Believe in chance
Hmm isn't being online an opposite stance?
Camping is my passion
So is mountain wear judging by your fashion
Will yu b my vaalettine
A little late or early for that to align.
If you not real don't message me I wil block you
Somehow I don't think any blocking will need to come due.
Can you keep me occupied?
Sure, whoops, I lied.
Time will always out
Even in a drought?
I'm stuck here
A sticky situation, dear?
Every time I see you I glow with happiness inside
Are you sure that's not a backed up gas ride?
Hmm, every one has one so you have lofty goals.
Noone meets at Wal-Mart
No love over buying a pop tart?
Catch and release
So guys you lease?
Wanna try ice fishing
Umm, keep on wishing.
I like most things, i like music, I like movies, I like kids, i like...
I thing you covered that with your first I like hike.
Do you know when to use where, where and wear?
Yep, better than you with mistakes to spare.
Looking for rich and thin
Going to give the wheel of fortune a spin?
Wanna have a baby with me?
Nope, because I have an IQ higher than three.
A mixed bag
Like those mixed nuts or some mixed flag?
Looking for the keeper.
That Crypt Keeper guy may be a peeper.
So now the cat has helped once more. You can get plenty of lovin' at your shore. But if you have an asshole you might lose out on one. Hey, that's still 19 left for fun. Enjoy your dating during the a to z all thanks to little old me. But if you catch something from an online lass don't blame my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.