Thursday, March 31, 2016

I Will Help Thee Before The A To Z!

With the a to z about to start and everyone tied up taking the alphabet to heart, the cat thought he'd help you out. I mean you don't have much time to go out and about. So if you need a mate I've found you a date.

I've been divorced 3 times
May want to try dating mimes.
I'm simple......
Are the dots some plot the pimple?

Believe in chance
Hmm isn't being online an opposite stance?
Camping is my passion
So is mountain wear judging by your fashion

Will yu b my vaalettine
A little late or early for that to align.
If you not real don't message me I wil block you
Somehow I don't think any blocking will need to come due.

Can you keep me occupied?
Sure, whoops, I lied.
Time will always out
Even in a drought?

I'm stuck here
A sticky situation, dear?
Every time I see you I glow with happiness inside
Are you sure that's not a backed up gas ride?

No **sholes.
Hmm, every one has one so you have lofty goals.
Noone meets at Wal-Mart
No love over buying a pop tart?

Catch and release
So guys you lease?
Wanna try ice fishing
Umm, keep on wishing.

I like most things, i like music, I like movies, I like kids, i like...
I thing you covered that with your first I like hike.
Do you know when to use where, where and wear?
Yep, better than you with mistakes to spare.

Looking for rich and thin
Going to give the wheel of fortune a spin?
Wanna have a baby with me?
Nope, because I have an IQ higher than three.

A mixed bag
Like those mixed nuts or some mixed flag?
Looking for the keeper.
That Crypt Keeper guy may be a peeper.

So now the cat has helped once more. You can get plenty of lovin' at your shore. But if you have an asshole you might lose out on one. Hey, that's still 19 left for fun. Enjoy your dating during the a to z all thanks to little old me. But if you catch something from an online lass don't blame my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

70 comments:

  1. Wow - a helpful Cat
    To choose a date
    I think I'll pass
    And procrastinate

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  2. Want to go ice fishing?? ICE FISHING?! Please tell me this has never really been said. Lmao

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    1. lol it was on the profile
      No way I'd turn that dial

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  3. Want to bet the dude looking for rich and thin is poor and fat?

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    1. Actually it was a she
      I'd never look through the he lol

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    2. lol indeed
      La de da away at my feed

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  4. Such lovely tips, thanks cats. Cheers.

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  5. Wow, third time was not the charm with that first one huh?

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    1. Nope, no charm was had
      Drive one mad

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  6. looking for the keeper
    he might be a creeper

    yikes!

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  7. Cat's in the groove
    The dates approve
    Is "Divorced 3 times" the winner
    I bet he's a heavy sinner

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    1. That she may be
      As everyone does flee

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  8. I Will Help Thee Before The A To Z!
    It takes all kinds to make one busy
    Given the choice
    And boys are boys
    Strike an acquaintance for company

    Hank

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    1. Could get company indeed
      But may want to run at your feed

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  9. Clever verse Pat, I don't advise on line dating personally, I had seven and a half years of hell with someone I met.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Yeah, I avoid the crap
      But makes for a fun lap

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  10. If I were on the hunt
    For a hiker I might punt
    Knowing the difference between
    Their, there and they're would be keen
    But some of the rest
    Would not be best

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    1. Nope, toss them aside
      Enjoy the ride

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  11. Thankfully not in the need of another mate
    Have one here already, don't want to tempt fate

    betty

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  12. I've had my guy for 25 years. I think I'm good.

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  13. Is every date a blind date when you can't see?

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    1. Nope, you can touch
      Not blind after such

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  14. Ah, believe in chance...
    such is life's dance
    give new things a glance
    as you risk taking a chance!

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    1. Something new
      Sure brings chance in view

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  15. i met someone at a mall once. it was a start to a drama of my life :-/

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  16. I say go the old fashioned way
    Went to bars at my bay

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    1. Drunks is all I need
      Cougars there take seed

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    2. Are you referring to me, Pat?? LOLZ........

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    3. Hello Bijoux!
      I'll raise you... a Scooby Doo!

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    4. lol you aren't out trolling at the bar
      So nope, not at your sand bar

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  17. All we need to see
    a good energy
    open to laugh,
    write and read stuff
    from a to z above

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    1. Much will come due
      As I rhyme away at my zoo

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  18. lol on the gas ride
    people are so phony. half the time i think they're looking for something they don't even want.
    4givelazygrammar

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    1. haha that they surely are
      Okay with lazy grammar at my sand bar

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  19. orlin N cassie....we will stix ta ree mane inn bacherlorz & bacherlorettz

    & gaze at burdz frum a far

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ☺☺☺

    ♥♥♥

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    1. Right, enjoy the gazing
      We won't be grazing

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  20. I have found that dating sites
    Can seriously be a fright.
    I've mainly been approached by spammers
    Who need a good whack with a hammer.

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    1. Yep, they are a scary place
      I no longer show my face
      Look at them for a post
      That's it at my coast

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    2. Fox on a dating site?
      Who knew this was his plight!

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    3. I actually joined one about 15 years ago. 99% spammers.

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    4. They spam away
      Night and day

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  21. No a**holes they said?
    At least they won't poo in your bed :p

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    1. That they may not
      Bet they smell like dry rot

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  22. Not needing that and I am not participating either in writing for the next 30 days ~ Need some quiet me time, ha ~

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    1. Enjoy the quiet time
      May it be sublime

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  23. Not in the market:) Good luck to those who are.

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  24. With this help from you, I say no thank youuuuu!

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    1. lol well I tried
      In that I'll take pride

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  25. There are some crazy nuts on dating sites
    They often give me the frights.
    Hahaaaa...I was on them once
    And now feel like a dunce.
    I met A lot of strange men
    There was Fargo man-a 1 out of ten.
    Chocolate fountain man and a 7ft tall man named Jesus.
    Holy bejeeses!
    Then there was the guy with no teeth
    Ughh, I gave up......Thank God! LOL

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    1. lol sounds like quite the array
      They are scary on display
      Stalkers galore
      And so much more

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  26. lol...your verse reminded me of myself :)
    See you around this April

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  27. Married 3 times, was there a fourth?

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  28. Don't take the bait, but that you knew.
    Not to be taken seriously, but it can amuse!

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    1. Amuse at my sea
      That is all it's used for by me

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  29. I certainly wouldn't pick anyone up from Wal-mart. I'd take my chances anywhere else but there!

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    1. lol there are worse places
      For such embraces

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