The cat hates the whiners that show up. You humans are more whiny than a pup. Then you all get together and whine like its cats and dogs weather. Who wants it to rain those anyway? Uggg to whiners I say.
A little bit of whine,
Can annoy the feline.
That we surely know.
Been there, done that at my show.
But then there is another.
Not whining about mother.
Nope, it's whining about a show.
For what the show did umm show.
Or how it did go.
Whether high or low.
Pathetic as can be.
What they say from sea to sea.
Oh, murder, beheadings and such is okay.
I'll watch such a display.
But giving the middle finger was so bad.
Can't have that at any pad.
Nope, that's just wrong.
Come all, play along.
Join my whiny crusade.
We can't let this fade.
Well we're at it,
Let's up this shit.
Blame the actor for it all.
They wrote the script at their hall.
Everything is as real as can be.
Yep, it's all just like Reality TV.
Don't admit that it is not.
That would spoil the plot.
So come join in.
Give whining a spin.
Whine along with me.
Can even protest from sea to sea.
Whoops, the cat went there.
Let's not ruffle his hair.
Let's just start a group on Facebook.
Whiners everywhere can take a look.
And in the end, what do we say?
After the whining is done at the end of the day.
We say, we aren't going to watch this show ever again.
Whoopsy, the next night we watch it in our den.
Pffft whiny show watchers are nuts. They must have sniffed one too many butts. Looking for attention at their sea. Oh no, a scene offended thee. Whoopdi friggin doo. No one cares if it offended you. Go on with life and forget the strife. For it is all fake. Maybe go watch Barney for your sake. Enjoy the "I'm never gonna watch again" whiner class? Pffft to them says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.