Monday, March 14, 2016

It's Tons Of Buns!

The cat has another kids book ready to go. Out they sure do flow. This one may get a little bit of hate if some crazy nut takes the bait. But the cat had to give it a go, as it makes fun of a family member at our show.

A new superhero is on the block.
She may make people gawk.
But she can give bad guys the runs.
No one can stop Tons of Buns.

Not even Tarsier Man has an extendable butt.
Zombie Man can yank his off at his hut.
Catality has no butt play.
Gung and Ho give it a no way.

Tons of Buns stands above them all.
She can heed every call.
Stopping bad guys in their tracks.
She can stop them by the packs.

Just has to extend her butt,
And hit them in the gut.
The bad guys go down,
And she saves another town.

So are you ready?
She'll stop crime steady.
She has no need for guns,
She just uses her tons of buns.










Oh where the cat's mind will go. You just never know. Like the new superhero at our sea? Tons of Buns can make bad guys flee. Hey, the cat's aunt whined she wasn't in a book. Now she is at our nook. Be careful what you wish for with the cat. You may regret it where you're at. And now another has come to pass and I'm just glad I have a normal little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

67 comments:

  1. Congrats on another great book! Like my Dad always said, "if you told her to haul ass, she would need to take two trips."

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    1. lol never heard that one before
      Have to remember it at my shore

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  2. Steely cheeks on the go!
    Bumshake knocks them all in a row,
    Just needs a cork to kill 'em, not a bow,
    Hope she doesn't sit on a hoe!

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    1. That hoe may not survive
      As she'd get out alive

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  3. Cat's Aunt is right in style
    Big Butts go the extra mile
    Everyone wants to look like Kim K.
    Skinny butts are, oh so passe
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    Congrats on the book
    Tons of Butts is a really cute superhero.

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    1. haha was fun to do
      But looking like Kim K is just eww

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  4. Congratulations!
    Now I'm going to have the I Like Big Butts song in my head all day...

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    1. haha that would be a pain
      Need to flush that song down the drain

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  5. Lmao!! Are you sure this is a children's book?? I think you might get a few scandalous hits on this page now. Hahahahaha well, I guess if a girls got to have a super power, why not some rocking curves?! Lmao

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    1. lol I suppose the search engine nuts may show
      As tons of buns let's her buns grow

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  6. It's Tons Of Buns!
    Superhero's fine run
    Some big butts
    Bravely struts
    Stamping strong stunts

    Hank

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  7. Congrats on a new book!
    I do like the look of tons of butt
    Glad she can be an super hero with powers
    And at least she doesn't look like a s**t.

    betty

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    1. She sure got rid of the brown
      As she takes them all down

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  8. Ha, she looks quite comfortable with her buns
    but I imagine she is uncomfortable when she runs!

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    1. That may jiggle away
      As she runs into the fray

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  9. She has a big ole butt, it's true
    She can sit on you, and you'd be through
    I love this one
    It's big, big fun
    Congratulations on another book
    May tons of families take a look.

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    1. You'd be toast
      A butt as large as the coast
      Was fun to do
      With tons of buns in view

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  10. That sure looks like a great new book and we like the theme, tons of butt. Too darn funny and cute too.

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    1. haha was too funny not to do
      here at our zoo

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  11. Okay, I'm laughing out here. And screw the gym. I'm embracing my buns from now on!

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    1. Let the buns grow
      They may glow like a rainbow

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  12. If I had a super power, it would be the power of the booty too. This is badass in my eyes, haha. Also agree with Betty, she doesn't look like a slut so she's in the clear in my eyes!
    I've smashed a lot in my life, hopefully will stop. Can't say I've wrecked a printer...but a humidifier yes. Lol....no it sucks being manic.

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    1. lol humidifier doesn't quite go with winter
      Her ass will sure cause the bad guys to splinter

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  13. Tons of buns?
    Holy smoke! Film at eleven!
    So much fun!
    Richard Simmons has died and gone to heaven.

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    1. haha at least as he turns the dial
      He'll die with a smile

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  14. Tons of buns?
    Holy smoke! Film at eleven!
    So much fun!
    Richard Simmons has died and gone to heaven.

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  15. Finally a female super hero who isn't a super model type. She should get lots of fans.

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    1. No super model for her
      Maybe many shall purr

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  16. Congrats on another one. Looks like fun.

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  17. Well, who would of thought that BigBuns could be a superhero? Like Susan above, finally a super hero who is not figure perfect.

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    1. Nope, let's the big buns flow
      They can even glow

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  18. Oh my gosh. My youngest nephew would get a kick out if this...he's all about butts right now. LOL

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  19. Oh my gosh. My youngest nephew would get a kick out if this...he's all about butts right now. LOL

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  20. Children's story, eh...
    Where Buns save the day?

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    1. Buns for the win
      They do the bad guys in

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    2. So it's a right hand sweep
      with a cheek?

      Doesn't rhyme - sorry

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    3. Cheek to cheek
      Send them up the creek

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  21. She'd win battles on the distraction alone

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    1. Easy as can be
      With a butt for all to see

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  22. Congrats Pat, warm buns are the best!

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  23. orlin N cassie...conga ratz two yur dad on another one....does he want this one ta sell a bazillion coppeez, coz yur aunt may want a cut oh de $$$$$$$ thiz time !!!! ♥♥♥

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    1. lol screw that
      Not cut given where we are at

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  24. Congrats Pat and she looks fierce in that costume ~ Those buns are freaking big ~

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    1. Out they grow
      Fighting off each foe

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  25. Now I have the song "I Like Big Butts" playing in my head. LOL!

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    1. lol it can get in there
      With a big butt to spare

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  26. A unique super hero for sure. Now I will have the same song in my mind as Cherie. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. haha the song goes around
      When big butts are found

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  27. The next spokeswoman for Buns of Steel?

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    1. Works for me
      If a kickback comes to my sea

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  28. If she really does have a big butt,
    she's going to sit on you when she visits your hut.
    Can't say you wouldn't be deserving
    as your book did show her big butt swerving.
    hahaha....

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    1. lmao I'll throw Orlin in the way
      His claws will save the day

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  29. Oh my, well some love big butts and they can not lie

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    1. Like them low of high
      As big butts they spy

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  30. Who says she isn't figure perfect?
    Looks just fine to me
    Congrats on another book
    Crankin' them out at your sea

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  31. Oh deary dear me
    A big butt on a crime stopping spree
    What next from imaginative thee
    Congrats on another at your sea

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    1. They keep coming out
      Even with big butts about

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