nursery rhyme about spotted dick
It hits the spot,
And goes down some slick.
Things may go pokadot,
With some spotted dick.
cats in buckets
Hey, it can work. Can be a curled up perk.
my rhyming toe
Big or small? Did a piggy eat them all?
Cats on the brain. Flush you down the drain.
how did yo win me
Are you worth much? If not, I'll pass and not touch.
rusian girls gone wild
The Russians aren't here. They just come and peer.
xxx in the bath tub
Sorry, no splish splashing about. When it comes to water, Cassie's out.
Mice with a degree? Now that I want to see.
milk from a bird
Umm, good luck with that. Maybe next try a bat.
Isn't that a bit umm messed up? An ass has a bottom, just ask a pup.
Big ones are easy to grip. But sorry, no ass clip.
No thank you. Keep the worms at your zoo.
new lucky bears
Bears are lucky? Isn't that just ducky.
my laundry's talking to me
They make pills for that. May need a few where you're at.
And the winner of this round must have escaped from the pound. That or they are really dumb. It sure must suck to have an itchy bum.
fleas in my ass and ball hair
And you are telling me why? Got no fleas from this guy. I think they call those crabs though. Have to watch where you stick things you know. And so another has come to pass as a few nuts still find my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.