Thursday, March 17, 2016

Round Forty Four Takes Another Tour!

The search engine nuts keep on finding me. But blog fodder works for my sea. Although they are still dropping off a bit. Maybe the nuts are gone and done with it? Doubt it at my sea, probably Google screwing with me.

nursery rhyme about spotted dick

It hits the spot,
And goes down some slick.
Things may go pokadot,
With some spotted dick. 

cats in buckets

Hey, it can work. Can be a curled up perk.

my rhyming toe

Big or small? Did a piggy eat them all?

haveacatcatscat

Cats on the brain. Flush you down the drain.

how did yo win me

Are you worth much? If not, I'll pass and not touch.

rusian girls gone wild

The Russians aren't here. They just come and peer.

xxx in the bath tub

Sorry, no splish splashing about. When it comes to water, Cassie's out.

graduating mice

Mice with a degree? Now that I want to see.

milk from a bird

Umm, good luck with that. Maybe next try a bat.

bottomless asses

Isn't that a bit umm messed up? An ass has a bottom, just ask a pup.

gripping ass

Big ones are easy to grip. But sorry, no ass clip.

ear worms

No thank you. Keep the worms at your zoo.

new lucky bears

Bears are lucky? Isn't that just ducky.

my laundry's talking to me 

They make pills for that. May need a few where you're at.

And the winner of this round must have escaped from the pound. That or they are really dumb. It sure must suck to have an itchy bum.

fleas in my ass and ball hair

And you are telling me why? Got no fleas from this guy. I think they call those crabs though. Have to watch where you stick things you know. And so another has come to pass as a few nuts still find my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

58 comments:

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    1. Good Morning Hank!

      Happy St Patrick's Day! Pat

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    2. Good morning Truedessa
      Good morning Pat!

      Hank

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    3. On top at my hall
      Good morning all

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  2. Fleas in my ass and ball hair, bottomless assess and Russian girls gone wild can all have a three way in xxx in the bathtub. What a porn flick that would be!

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    1. Think some may go blind
      Only done with mankind

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  3. Fleas in my ass and ball hair---way to go! :D

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  4. cats in buckets, was it raining cats and dogs
    at their show..hmm, I don't think I want to know???

    Enjoy St Patrick's Day! May a leprechaun bring ye a bit of luck...

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    1. Yeah, we don't want to know
      But good if saint me day made dough glow

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  5. Wow, that last one must be crabs for sure. I have never had them. So I don't know what else could feel like fleas.

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    1. Lice might as well
      Either way bet it's hell

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  6. Lmfao at my laundry is talking to me!!!!! My dad swears one of his old pressers at the dry cleaners used to speak to the clothes. It could be her on your page!!!! Ew to the fleas. You got that from the fleas on your knees. Lol

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    1. haha maybe I do have a stalker near you
      Yep, from the fleas on your knees at my zoo

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  7. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty mat?
    I hear the search engine nuts keep on finding you
    Could it be that they think you're Scooby Doo?
    No?
    How so?
    How are Suza, Hank and True
    Do they miss Blue?
    Many questions from the Goo
    And Scooby Blue
    At his grumpy ass zoo
    As I need a new shoe.

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast
    Don't mean to boast
    Have some toast
    Not a fox
    In a box

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    1. May be an r rated scooby
      As they look for a booby
      Or some other weird crap
      At my side of the map
      Asking all questions today
      There at your bay

      Yipppeeeeee
      For meeeeee
      Not a goat
      On a boat
      Or a frog
      In a dog
      Or a rhino
      On a wino
      Or a dragon
      In a wagon
      Or a fly
      In the eye
      Or a bat
      On a cat
      Or a rat
      In a cat
      Or a dog
      On a hog
      Or a chick
      On a stick

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    2. how are you blue
      of course I miss you

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    3. Blue is tired, True
      Ignoring his new year's resolution, too
      Scooby Doo!
      Did The Cat say, 'A dragon...
      On a wagon?'
      How about a croc
      On a clock?

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    4. haha ignoring you say
      Proved they don't stay

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  8. Lucky bears - is that like Lucky Charms? It is St. Patrick's Day you know.

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    1. Maybe it could be
      Even if it was done months ago by me

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  9. Round Forty Four Takes Another Tour!
    The search engine nuts just a bore
    Flea in the butt?
    Funny one somewhat
    Take it as another nut case for sure

    Hank

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    1. Nut case indeed
      As their fleas take seed

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  10. From your laundry, don't take sass
    When you are a real smart lass
    Laundry talks but so does money
    Everyone thinks you're "Oh so funny"
    When laundry tells a dirty joke
    Hit the machine, clean up that bloke

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    1. haha add some extra soap
      That will take care of the dope
      Maybe a sock and shirt will elope
      The cleaning they can't cope

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  11. Never ceases to amaze me
    what comes up in these searches that you share
    Some of them are downright just nasty
    And more than one can bear

    betty

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    1. Yep, nasty as can be
      Aren't you glad I share with thee?

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  12. i'll have whatever you're drinking!

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  13. Green beer, green rivers, green people, I feel nauseous!

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    1. Little green men
      May be worse at your den

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  14. orlin N cassie....we iz ona copee N paste roll two day, inter netz off at de food servizz gurlz place oh emply.. sew we iz typin frum de fone
    happee st patz day ( may bee yur dad !! N heerz two a wee pint and heftee trout ❤️❤️❤️

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    1. Saint me day he says with glee
      The phone sure is a pain at any sea

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  15. It's not easy being green! Happy St. Patrick's Day Pat!

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  16. My laundry doesn't talk, but I feel like it is mocking me when it is never ending.

    The fleas make me happy that I'm not a male. Wouldn't want that infestation anywhere near my lower half.

    Happy St. You Day!

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    1. lol yeah, fleas there would suck
      Your laundry could be saying you are shit outta luck

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  17. lol at Theresa. I don't think I'd want that infestation on my upper half either! hahaha....

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    1. lol yeah nowhere would be fun
      As around the fleas run

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  18. Spotted dick?/you taking the mick?/Actually, it's a delicacy/somewhere far up, near the North Sea! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  19. My laundry talks to me every weekend:)

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    1. Does it say run
      Or needs to be done?

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  20. I hear it's your day, and you never told me you were a saint.

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    1. Don't want to spread it around
      Could offend a hound

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  21. Oh you sure do have some fun ones. Crazy but fun.

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  22. You had me at hair ball........ooooh mr. Sexy. Ok I just grossed myself out.

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    1. lol no need to help you
      Ca gross yourself out on cue

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  23. Some real winners you have there, Cat
    By sharing them here, you're assured they'll be back at your mat...

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    1. haha that they might
      Now that they've come to light

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  24. Glad the Russians aren't here...
    as they are people to fear!

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    1. Run far away
      When they come near your bay

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  25. Rhyming toe
    Graduating mice
    What's next?
    Singing lice?

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