Monday, March 7, 2016
The Cat Proves It With This Little Bit!
The cat has admitted a time or two that he has a dirty mind at his zoo. Some of you have admitted it as well. Now we will prove all have it where they dwell. How will we do that? Just follow along with the cat.
There was a dumb jock,
He was fascinated with his big...shoe.
He liked to watch strangers stop and gawk,
Always proud of his great big...shoe.
One stranger thought, what luck,
Now I can get a really good...shoe.
It won't even cost me a buck,
To get that really good..shoe.
She hoped he had gas in the tank,
When she reached down and gave it a...shoe.
He really had to get to the bank,
So he thanked her for the pleasant...shoe.
Another laid nearby in the grass,
Wanting to go grope his...shoe.
When he finally did pass,
She reached out and groped his...shoe.
He liked her little pluck,
But he had no time for a...shoe.
He always had great luck,
So he knew later he'd get a good...shoe.
He got near the teller window,
And an old flame offered a...shoe.
She was on break from her row,
And insisted he need a good...shoe.
She would not let him pass.
She lifted up her skirt to show him her...shoe.
He had no interest in this crazy lass,
But he had to admit that she had a very nice...shoe.
He said he was interested in another chick,
So she would not get near his big...shoe.
She pulled out some scissors really quite slick,
And proceeded to chop off his big...shoe.
Now he has a less cocky walk,
No longer having any piece of his...shoe.
But strangers still stop and gawk,
Spreading the word about his chopped off...shoe.
And now to you I have proved it,
Your mind is as dirty as...a shoe.
But it is okay to throw a little fit,
Then accept you are a dirty old...shoe.
So are you ready to admit the dirty mind of thee? Maybe you aren't and have a real thing for shoes at your sea. To each their own. What? I made you go there with my rhyming tone? Bah, don't blame me. I didn't put the thoughts in the head of thee. Now I'll go roll in the grass with my dirty minded little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.