Monday, March 7, 2016

The Cat Proves It With This Little Bit!


The cat has admitted a time or two that he has a dirty mind at his zoo. Some of you have admitted it as well. Now we will prove all have it where they dwell. How will we do that? Just follow along with the cat.

There was a dumb jock,
He was fascinated with his big...shoe.
He liked to watch strangers stop and gawk,
Always proud of his great big...shoe.

One stranger thought, what luck,
Now I can get a really good...shoe.
It won't even cost me a buck,
To get that really good..shoe.

She hoped he had gas in the tank,
When she reached down and gave it a...shoe.
He really had to get to the bank,
So he thanked her for the pleasant...shoe.

Another laid nearby in the grass,
Wanting to go grope his...shoe.
When he finally did pass,
She reached out and groped his...shoe.

He liked her little pluck,
But he had no time for a...shoe.
He always had great luck,
So he knew later he'd get a good...shoe.

He got near the teller window,
And an old flame offered a...shoe.
She was on break from her row,
And insisted he need a good...shoe.

She would not let him pass.
She lifted up her skirt to show him her...shoe.
He had no interest in this crazy lass,
But he had to admit that she had a very nice...shoe.

He said he was interested in another chick,
So she would not get near his big...shoe.
She pulled out some scissors really quite slick,
And proceeded to chop off his big...shoe.

Now he has a less cocky walk,
No longer having any piece of his...shoe.
But strangers still stop and gawk,
Spreading the word about his chopped off...shoe.

And now to you I have proved it,
Your mind is as dirty as...a shoe.
But it is okay to throw a little fit,
Then accept you are a dirty old...shoe. 

So are you ready to admit the dirty mind of thee? Maybe you aren't and have a real thing for shoes at your sea. To each their own. What? I made you go there with my rhyming tone? Bah, don't blame me. I didn't put the thoughts in the head of thee. Now I'll go roll in the grass with my dirty minded little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

77 comments:

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    1. Flew back in
      #1 is daunting

      Hank

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    2. Daunting it can be
      But another win for thee

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  2. I've been waiting for you Hank LOL

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    1. Thanks Manzie
      Been seeing lately
      Joining in the fun
      For position #1

      Hank

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    2. Manzi was close by
      Almost gave #1 a fly

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  3. The shoes seem to have it
    Often with or without wit
    Maybe they're green or maybe they're blue
    Shoes are popular through and through

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    1. Too many of those
      But the cat will chew them and cause woes

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  4. My dirty mind is telling me that aint a shoes you're talking about, Cat!!! Lol

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    1. lol your dirty mind would be right
      No shoes in sight

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  5. Are you kidding? I've read Robyn's posts for the past six years. I did not see the word shoe.

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    1. Maybe she forgot the shoe?
      Or just never knew lol

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  6. This is hilarious! And Lorena Bobbitt chopped off his shoe. That will teach him! Hahahaha

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    1. lol will never have that shoe again
      Have to be satisfied admiring shoes of other men

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  7. I have a feeling Robyn will love this:) I love it too.....especially the shoe.

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    1. The shoe sure showed
      As the dirty mind flowed

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    1. Mind too dirty
      Don't want to let it go flirty

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  9. Well at least you tried to keep it a little clean
    mentioning shoe when I think it was something else
    at least you didn't make it too obscene!

    betty

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    1. haha nothing obscene there
      All in one mind at their lair

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  10. This was great to read Pat, Cheers up that Monday morning feeling.
    Yvonne.

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  11. The Cat Proves It With This Little Bit!
    Cleverly subtle way instead of direct hit
    Getting a good shoe
    With all the luck
    Thank one's lucky star for coming on heat

    Hank

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    1. Have to watch the heat
      Could end in shoe defeat

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  12. No, no, you definitely put the dirty thoughts there. You led us all right into the gutter.

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    1. Sure, blame the poor cat
      For the dirty thoughts where you are at

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  13. No one has a dirtier mind than my husband. He still makes me blush!

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  14. Of course there's a dirty part in all of us. That's what makes us interesting and sometimes unpredictable.

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    1. That it does indeed
      Works for my feed

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  15. If the shoe fits, without a shove
    And it does, like a glove
    I have a dirty mind
    Of the twisted kind.

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    1. Twisted is grand
      Let the shoe shake a hand

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  16. "Shoe" doesn't rhyme with any of those.
    I don't mean to be unkind.
    Unless it's on purpose, I suppose.
    In that case...um...never mind.

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    1. lol strayed away from the gutter
      Did it make you stutter

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  17. "Shoe" doesn't rhyme with any of those.
    I don't mean to be unkind.
    Unless it's on purpose, I suppose.
    In that case...um...never mind.

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  18. Oh the cat be very bad this fine day.

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  19. My mind definitely went into the trash
    Where those dirty shoes belong.

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  20. This poem is like a Seinfeld episode,
    Seemingly gross but then the bad words erode,
    Shows the neverending depth of your wit,
    like if you were writing this right now, you'd surprise everyone and end this with ... see you in a bit!

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    1. haha that would be the way
      Wouldn't use shit today

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  21. MOL! Some dirty minds are down there looking up at the gutter!

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    1. Yeah, they are down far
      Covered in tar

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  22. No dirty mind here. Seriously.

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  23. All I can say is LOL! Fun and clever!

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  24. Good place for you to roll in the nice grass and forget all those dirty nasty thoughts. Naughty kitty kat.

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  25. orlin N cassie.....while we due knot haza "burd a count" we think iz grate ya haz mor followerz than yur dad....we haz mor blog friendz than de food serviss gurl haz had in all her *** yeerz oh life !! ♥♥♥

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    1. haha yeah, humans are lame
      We have more to our name

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  26. This is hilarious and funny to read ~ That is some big....shoe ~

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    1. haha damn those shoes
      in the end you lose

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  27. Ha, methinks the Cat has too much time on his hands...or feet (dirty shoes or not!) Smiles.

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    1. haha that he might
      As it took flight

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  28. Shoes are dirty after a walk in the mud
    Trying to get me to think dirty goes down with a thud

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    1. haha well dirty of one kind
      Came to your mind

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  29. the cat has a dirty mind
    I would have never guessed
    that shoe must be one of kind

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    1. A dirty mind his is
      I call it the Kitty Cat Biz
      Well, good morning you all
      It's almost spring though it looks like fall.

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    2. The cat dwells there
      It's fun at his lair

      Call away
      Any old day

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  30. This granny's face is blushing red.
    That's all she said.

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  31. Hmmmm... it leads me to wonder
    About good ol' Blue
    And what has happened
    To his other... shoe

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    1. May not want it back
      After such an attack

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  32. Shoe. That's what they're calling...all these things...now.

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    1. Yep, you heard it here first
      With the shoe burst

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