Tuesday, March 8, 2016

The Quoted Are Noted!

The cat sees you humans do it all the time. You repeat and repeat and repeat a chime. How many times have some of them been said? The number is too big for even my head.

Sit back and stare,
But viewer beware,
You're in for a quote.
Not a case of bloat.

You'll be so whelmed,
That a quote is helmed.
You'll nod and agree,
With a dead guy at your sea.

Oh wait on that.
They're alive and fat.
Or fat and rich.
Scratch that quote itch.

Those humans are great.
A quote can relate.
It's a fine fate.
Quote that mate.

Whoops, maybe not.
Some cause brain rot.
Like a Kardashian loon.
Quote them and you're as dumb as a spoon.

But what makes a quote?
Do the quoted get a vote?
A vote for the quote hall of fame.
That would sure be rather lame.

Say something wise.
Quotes on the rise.
Say something dumb.
Quotes out the bum.

Say something in the middle,
It sounds like a riddle.
Riddle me this and riddle me that,
That quote already fell flat.

Or would that be a line?
A line quoted by the feline.
Don't quote me on that.
I'm just chewing the fat.

Line up some quotes.
Sit back and take mental notes.
Store quote in your head.
Then nothing new needs to be said.

Are you whelmed with the quoted? Do you think the quoted are voted? Any quotes you go back to? I'll just stick with whoopdi friggin doo. Can I quote myself? I'll ask a merry elf. He says it is okay to come to pass. That works for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

73 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty?
    Will Suza come to play?
    Will Hank be here to stay?
    What about True at your bay?
    True, are you okay?
    Many questions from the Goo
    And Scooby Blue

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    1. What about True at your bay?
      thanks for asking, True is okay

      "Sometimes the journey is not always smooth
      sometimes you have to walk through some goo"

      There you can quote me this day...

      goo is that sticky substance that holds us together

      haha - why does this come to mind

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6qGFmGNeo

      These were hilarious...Sorry Pat I just had to...

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    2. Back on top
      Blue Wave didn't flop
      Questions galore
      Were in store

      Goo you say
      Blah at my bay
      Clean up that goo
      No need for it on my shoe

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    3. Grumpy Goo
      Not Scooby Doo
      Or a fox
      In a box
      True is here to stay
      At your bay
      Not my moat
      Or a goat

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    4. No moat with a dile
      Waiting for things to get vile

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  2. Replies
    1. Hank, I'm back!
      How are you today?

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    2. Welcome back, Blue
      Am ok for today

      Hank

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    3. Few seconds late
      Out of the gate

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  3. Some quote to impress
    Like they're playing chess
    They want to appear smart
    But they didn't write that art
    They're just quoting and stuff
    Enough!

    Hello Cat!

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    1. That they are
      At their sand bar
      Brains not there
      So quotes to spare

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  4. If "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
    Quoting doesn't matter, hehe.
    If it's original you're wanting,
    Well, most of us are just punting.

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    1. Punting away the quote
      Trying to take a new note

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  5. I want to know who came up with the quote, "it is what it is" so I can knock them into next week. That is seriously the biggest cop out statement EVAH and I hear it at least two times a day from somebody, somewhere.

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    1. haha lazy arses who don't want to get off their butt
      They use that everywhere for their rut

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  6. No idea what makes a quote trend. Most of the ones I use come from movies.

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    1. Yep, use those at my sea
      A time or three

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  7. The Quoted Are Noted!
    Lucky one gets voted
    See the debates
    To get ahead
    Eventually it gets sorted

    Hank

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    1. Sorted out
      Some sure shout
      Some are dumb
      Talking out a bum

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  8. I've been known to be cliche with a few quotes
    But sometimes they are easy to say when in a bind
    Those words sometimes are the only ones on my mind

    betty

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    1. Yep, sometime they pop on in
      And just have to win

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  10. Quote, quote, Noah wrote
    Everyone get in the boat
    Ain't no room for your tote
    Just wear an extra coat

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    1. And hope we don't sink
      Or find the missing link

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  11. There are so many quotes of note
    whatever you want to float your boat
    or perhaps even get your goat
    you can find a quote to quote!

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    1. A quote to quote that's quoting a quote
      Now that would be of note

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  12. I got a quote
    that is quite a tote
    Longer than most
    Burnt like toast
    A yarn as long as a joke
    So lets get in a boat
    And take a long float
    Along a moat

    It rhymes at least.

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    1. Except the joke
      No rhyming for that bloke haha

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  13. "I hate what people say about me on the internet"- George Washington

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    1. Time traveling came due
      At his zoo

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    2. "The problem with internet quotes is that you can't always depend on their accuracy." - Abraham Lincoln, 1864

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    3. What? They aren't all true?
      Damn, that has to be a lie from you

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  14. I'll vote for a quote, but not a Kardashian.

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  15. quoting here and quoting there
    borrowing words just isn't fair

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    1. Fair game it seems
      All hopes and dreams

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  16. There are so many quotes, who can keep up with them all. But there are some good ones out there.

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    1. That there are indeed
      As the many take seed

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    1. Good not too
      Have your own words come due

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  18. I agree and I shall quote you on that!

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    1. lol quoting the non quote
      That gets my vote

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  19. Here's the quote I'm living by today.
    "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
    Phyllis Diller

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    1. A fine way to be
      More writing done for thee

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  20. Inspirational quotes are the only ones I use. The rest are useless.

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    1. Useless they can be
      Ones own words should be given a spree

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  21. I'm a sucker for an inspirational quote,
    Except the ones over and over again you note,
    however my favorite type of quote comes from film and TV,
    reciting them entertains me endlessly.

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    1. haha yeah those I can do
      Can recite a few

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  22. orlin N casie...dont quote uz on thiz...but we iz prette sure ewe CAN quote yur self.....coz orlin ewe can say pat said it who can say cassie said it who can say ewe said it !!! ☺☺
    ♥♥♥

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    1. That works for us
      We can confuse more and make all cuss

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  23. Cat, we FINALLY agree on something after all these years. (Lol) people who quote the Kardashians are in fact LOONS to the max!

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  24. Quotes are inspiring but too much quoting is not good~ I think I will get bloated with too many ~

    Hey, good weather coming up, smiles ~

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    1. Good not to get bloated
      As quotes are floated

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  25. Quotes are inspiring but sometimes people overdo it .......

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    1. Yep, as they show a ton
      And give many a run

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  26. I sometimes like to sit on Pinterest and look for inspirational quotes. Yesterday it was for fitness. I needed a little mental encouragement to get my ass off the couch and get that workout done.

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    1. Who knew they were good for that
      Getting the ass going where you're at

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  27. I often quote
    What they wrote
    For the movies.
    They are fun and I like them:)

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  28. Who doesn't love a historical quote?

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    1. You mean like the beer guys gave
      Or adam at his rave

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  29. I like the new and the fresh, although I enjoy reading quotes. I don't collect them, but I do appreciate reading a well-written one. Tolkien is someone whose quotes really speak to me:
    “What do you fear, lady?" [Aragorn] asked.
    "A cage," [Éowyn] said. "To stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire.”

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    1. Yeah the cage would stink
      Some quotes sure have a link

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  30. Song titles get used often by me
    They say it better than I can at my sea

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    1. That many do
      Say it better than many at their zoo

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  31. I don't mind an occasional quote.
    Just don't say them until you bloat. hahaha...

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    1. Then that would suck
      Have to pass gas with any luck

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  32. "A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business."

    ~ A. A. Milne

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