Sunday, March 20, 2016

The Secret Is Out With This Shout!

The cat has been here over 5 years now and so I figured it was time for this meow. Or at least the truthful one. I have to tell all with this run. What do I have to tell? Why you ring the rhyming bell.

The cat is here,
With a rhyming rear.
I come and go,
High and low.

I have a flow,
Set in a row.
200+ to be exact.
That's not an easy act.

I have no life.
But free from strife.
At least I hope so,
By the time this post does go.

Bad grammar there.
Don't pull your hair.
That may sting.
Go have a fling.

It is spring.
A spring fling.
Can still be with your mate.
Make it a fling date.

Oh yes, the reveal.
It is a big deal.
Are you ready for it?
You better sit.

Are you sitting?
I know you aren't knitting.
The cat would eat the string,
That would start your fling.

You'd fling stuff at me.
I'd get away scot free.
That is just me.
Can't be stopped by thee.

What was that?
I'm chewing the fat?
What fat is there to chew?
Viking fat can come due.

Anne says that is ewww.
But the cat shall still chew.
He then taints your meat,
Now you rhyme because of what you eat.

And that is why you rhyme with me. The cat sent tainted meat from sea to sea. I guess vegans are spared my rhyming spree. I'll get them one day and their little hugging tree. What? You don't believe me? Would I lie to thee? Bah, that would never come to pass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

69 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty mat?
    How's the sticky stuff?
    Enough is enough?
    How's Hank
    The Poetry Tank?
    Is True number one?
    Is it fun?
    Many questions from the Goo
    AKA Mister Blue
    And his blue suede shoe
    Not a fox
    In a box

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast
    Don't mean to boast
    Have some toast
    Hey, it's Sunday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. All questions surround
      As #1 was found
      A copy and paste
      In post haste

      Yipppeeee
      For meeee

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    2. Copy and past you say?
      Not at my bay

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  2. Replies
    1. Hank's fine
      Welcome back Blue!

      Hank

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    2. Blue's been blue and working too much
      Sometimes I feel like I'm losing my touch
      Like my shoe
      And Scooby Doo

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    3. Need to tell them to take a hike
      Then do what you like

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    4. Hi Eddie
      It's a party here
      Better order out
      For pizza and beer

      Oh, and carrots and chicken
      For Pat in the kitchen

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    5. Hello Eddie!
      Not Scooby Dooweee!

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    6. Good to order forme
      Here at my sea

      The hello's abound
      With all around

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  3. Tainted meat?
    I'll take to the street
    Run fast on my feet
    Find something safe to eat

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    1. Have to run far
      I've got many a employee with a car

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  4. 200+ you say
    Could this be true at your bay?
    I need to sit down
    Like a blue clown
    Nope, no knitting at my shore
    I'd rather hump a door
    Or a floor
    Um... well, maybe not today
    It doesn't sound okay

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    1. Hump a floor?
      Or a door?
      May get a splinter
      Don't hump a printer

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    2. Thanks for the tip
      I might break a hip

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    3. That's never good
      At any old hood

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    4. What is not good
      In my neighborhood
      Is that Ghostbusters reboot
      I'd rather eat soot
      There's hate all around
      CLICK! What a great sound :)

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    5. haha completely useless it is
      Damn remake biz

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  5. The Secret Is Out With This Shout!
    And the Cat is rhyming with a clout
    It can meow strong
    Avoid in the wrong
    Or the Cat can cause one a big rout

    Hank

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    1. Cat can cause much
      Just by rhyming a touch

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  6. As long as it wasn't tainted love. That song drives me bonkers.
    Five years - well done!

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    1. lol I'll remember that
      May need to use it at my blog mat

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    2. I love that song, lol!! One of the 80s greats that makes me dance hoppy happy when it comes on the radio. :)

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    3. haha a happy hop
      That won't stop?

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  7. So glad to see Spring! I was tired of smashing my printer.

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    1. haha must be in bits
      After all those hits

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  8. The meat was tainted
    Then I fainted
    It was full of worms
    I saw the squirms
    But my dog stole the meat
    She dragged it in the street
    Dogs came from miles around
    Yikes, all dead dogs were found
    My neighborhood is quiet now
    No howl or yip or mutt (wow) bow
    So thank you for the killing meat
    The doggies found it quite the treat

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    1. lol damn, dog murder at my sea
      I better run and flee
      Here comes the SPCA
      Get outta my way

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  9. Happy Spring to all you kitties and Pat too.

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  10. 5 years and over 2K followers. That's amazing, Pat. Kudos:)

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    1. Had more
      Until blogger did it's encore

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  11. And fall begin here lol !!
    Always is fun coming where the cat !!

    (My dad is sick so I cant visit all the time)
    xoxo

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    1. Cooling down is good
      Down there in your hood
      Hopefully your dad gets better too
      There at your zoo

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  12. 2000 plus, oh my
    5 years have gone by
    My how time flies
    You've gathered followers like flies
    Now this little ditty
    Is a pity
    But your meat eating hoard
    Are never bored.

    Cheers, Ann

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    1. Can rack them up
      No need for a pup
      Adding to the pile
      As we stretch a mile

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  13. Two thousand followers?
    You’ve hit the heights
    Set the stage and dim the lights!

    Congratulations!

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Had more than that
      Until blogger went scat

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  14. I love your little rhymes. Enjoy the rest of you weekend!

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  15. Happy spring
    And all that it'll bring.
    5 years and counting
    I hope your blogging rhymes keep mounting.
    Now I must go
    And make a card, eat ...the usual status quo.

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    1. The usual works
      Has its perks
      They'll keep mounting indeed
      Here at my feed

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  16. Now we know your secret in having no life
    I thought it was that you never sleep
    But being that far ahead with your writing
    That is really deep!

    betty

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    1. haha staying far ahead
      Let's me rest in bed

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  17. That cat rhymes about everything
    He's so smart! Can he sing?

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    1. He thinks so
      Not sure on others though

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  18. Happy 5 Years! I hope you get a lovely gift of wood to celebrate ;)

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    1. The cat will chew the wood
      Loves that in our hood

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  19. Happy 5 years from me too! Lots of well deserved following here at your zoo.

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    1. Deserved you say
      As I suck them in at my bay

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  20. Looking forward to your rhymes! See you in 10 days! ~Lori~

    Lori @ As the Fates Would Have It
    Lori @ Promptly Written

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  21. Spring is finally here
    as you tell us to have a fling with a cheer!

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    1. A fling is cheery indeed
      If the right one at ones feed

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  22. Chewing the fat
    fine for a cat!

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