Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Too Barren For Me At My Crazy Sea!

The cat was asked the other day to try something new at his bay. I could even make a little pay. But my answer after looking at it was a big no way. Have to pay me more than that to chew off that tough fat.

You are a writer.
This should be an over nighter.
It will be easy as can be.
Just write away at your sea.

Plus you did accounting too.
Double the pleasure at your zoo.
Can get it done in double the time.
Not to would be a crime.

Here it is.
About a biz.
Has to be as technical as can be.
Can't miss a thing at your sea.

Step by step.
Without any pep.
No pep at all.
Keep it dry at your hall.

And that is it.
Your style can fit.
Won't you do it?
No need to use wit.

Pffft says the cat.
I don't need that.
Boring writing is not for me.
On that I'd let a dog take a pee.

Is that an answer for you?
I'd let it take a big shit too.
Whoops, was that too vivid of me?
Damn, ruined my chances with thee.

I'm not PC and a bit crass.
I may even say ass.
I could go worse some days too.
Can't you tell by my zoo?

Could I do it?
Yep, could do the shit.
Will I do it?
Rather suck on dog spit.

A paint by numbers writing,
Is not at all exciting.
The cat needs to cut loose,
Not get sucked dry by a noose.

A fan of technical writing are you? Do you write instruction manuals at your zoo? Damn, that would just bore. More fun working at a Wal-Mart store. The cat will never sink that low, unless offered a ton of dough. We can be bought with money in mass. But I'm not a cheap little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Am now 11 mins. late
      Lucky to have made it!

      Hank

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  2. Actually, yeah, I do some technical writing at work. Part of the job. Dull, but I get to watch movies and blog at work, so not complaining.

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    1. Well who can complain when you have that perk
      Nothing wrong then with a little dull work

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  3. Life seems short, ask me, I know
    Don't be bored or sink so low
    Today's my b'day, turn 86
    I've rarely been bored, just say nix
    Create from the soul what turns your crank
    You'll have more ka-ching to put in the bank

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    1. lmao not sure on the ka-ching
      As my bank account went out for a fling
      And it never came back
      Happy Birthday at your shack
      Getting closer to triple digits too
      There at your zoo

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    2. Pat
      Triple digits, oh my god
      Must be time to fish for cod
      Thanks for the wishes at my bay
      It's good to feel healthy on a bright spring day

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    3. Truedessa and Hank
      It's nice to have blog friends and write in rhyme
      Thanks for your wishes on this happy time

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    4. haha 100 you will reach indeed
      There at your feed

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    5. Happy Birthday, Manzanita!

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    6. Wishes all around
      sure are found

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  4. Sour as a pickle
    And very ickle...
    Writing as a chore,
    What a bore!

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  5. I have to write procedures at work sometimes.. Yeah not all that fun, I'd rather be outside enjoying the sun.. Not sure when that might be as we are having a raining spree...

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    1. Raining away
      At many a bay
      Dull they are
      Near and far

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  6. Too Barren For Me At My Crazy Sea!
    Technical writing just not for me
    Creative writing
    Not being boring
    Creative juices present constantly

    Hank

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    1. Creative juices need to flow
      Mundane crap doesn't glow

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  7. There are lots of ways to make a living. Lucky you.

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    1. haha no luck at my sea
      With any money spree

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  8. Not a writer so have not be asked
    to write such a thing as this
    I think if I did though do it
    everything would look like fizz

    betty

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    1. haha fizz is how it would feel
      Quite the boring ordeal

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  9. I didn't know you did accounting. I did suspect you were a smarty pants though. ;)

    I haven't tried techical writing. I did wikis though for awhile and it was so.boring.

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    1. Smarty pants when I want to be
      Yep, sooooo boring at any sea

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  10. What... you not PC
    In the place to be?
    I wrote a manual in 1996
    Showing off my bag of tricks
    I's rather see some chick flix
    Not a chick on a stick
    Or a fox in a box

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    1. Chick flicks are less boring
      Although I still may be snoring
      1996 was 20 years ago
      Was only 11 at my show

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    2. Elen you say?
      That makes you um... 31 or so today
      You're still young at your bay!

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    3. 31 in a week or so
      Don't feel young though

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  11. What... you not PC
    In the place to be?
    I wrote a manual in 1996
    Showing off my bag of tricks
    I's rather see some chick flix
    Not a chick on a stick
    Or a fox in a box

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    1. Samsung make me sick
      Like a chick on a stick
      Not a fox
      In a box

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    2. I got it too
      Never use it though at my zoo

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  12. I have to write Tweets and diary entries and blurbs for an up-and-coming pop princess and let's just say I'd rather write a 200 page instruction manual in a heartbeat.

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    1. Lmao damn that sounds like it really does suck
      Brain cells may go out the door on a truck

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  13. I couldn't sit in a cubicle or even at home on a laptop writing manuals either. Keep at what type of writing makes you happy!!

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    1. Why do something if there's no rhyme or no reason? Hehe.

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    2. No rhyme or reason
      Is just treason
      Manuals stink
      Bring one to the brink

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  14. My wife used to do the paint by numbers thing.

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  15. Suck on dog spit?? That might be one of the grossest things you ever said!

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    1. lol bah, I can top that
      Just find zombie feet or scat

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    2. I'd totally take zombie feet over sucking on dog spit. Bleh gag barf!

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    3. lol look at you
      Zombie feet lover at your zoo

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  16. I guarantee, no one wants me to do any technical writing. That would be a total disaster so I am safe.

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  17. orlin N cassie....de food servizz gurl hada creative ritin teecher once tell her; write what cha noe & love ..... & it will show; { frank lee we think her teecher shoulda been payin a hellava lot mor a ten shun ta her spellin.... } ♣♣♣♣

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    1. lol maybe then she could teach spelling to all
      There at your hall

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  18. I did a couple of those paint by numbers pictures. I still have them hanging on my bedroom wall. lol

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  19. Oh that techie written stuff sure is boring!

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  20. Tech writing...not my cup of caffeine.

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  21. I guess if you have options
    Then what the hell
    But if you need money
    There are other things less swell

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    1. True, but they pay crap
      $5 bucks for a 1000 word lap

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    2. Crap is right
      Rather fly a kite

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  22. I'm with you
    At my zoo
    Writing crochet is enough mundane
    To keep this writer sane
    Once got asked by a paper big
    To write real estate add as a paying gig
    Not on your life
    Way toooooooo much strife

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    1. haha oh those ads are a pain
      Seen plenty at my former work lane

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  23. Haven't tried technical writing yet but I would like to try it later on for pay ha ~ But its more fun to write what you like I guess ~

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    1. For good pay I'd do it
      But they pay is usually shit

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  24. I used to write lessons for my classes, very similar, and not to brag, but I was good at it. Pay me enough and I'll do it for you! :)

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    1. haha there you go
      You can do it at your show

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  25. I couldn't do it. Sounds so boring. A lot of money might change my mind, but it would take a lot.

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  26. Technical writing would put me to sleep
    And my price would not be at all cheap
    Like loads of money and a roll in the hay
    With a really hot guy
    Then I'll write boring crap all day
    Nah, I'd just keep the hot man to myself
    And tell 'em to give the job to an elf
    Because Santa doesn't need them til December
    What's my point? Heck if I remember.

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    1. haha think you got caught up
      Filling your umm cup
      As the boring crap makes you day dream
      Going off on another stream

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  27. When I think of technical manuals, I think of Scotty who loved to read them. I have the thinking of kill me now

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    1. haha that is what I have too
      Screw that at my zoo

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  28. I would hate writing technical manuals!

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