Wednesday, March 30, 2016

True Or Not With This Plot!

The cat rolls his eyes every day. All it takes is one story, if you can call it that, on display. This and that or that and this. On each one the cat can piss.

The internet is grand.
I can rant each day.
I even get my own land.
Or I may call it bay.

But so do more,
And some aren't bright.
They add to a lore,
Or fail to see the light.

Then more dumb join in,
It is ever so fun.
Now there is a new spin,
Thanks to every dumb one.

Over here this is bad.
Over there this is good.
Each side making the other mad,
By screwing with "facts" in each hood.

No happy middle.
Nope, not a one.
With things they fiddle,
So theirs is as bright as the sun.

Their info is correct.
No common sense at all.
They still stand erect.
Guess they have farther to fall.

But more nuts believe.
They all think it true.
I mean it is easy to achieve,
It is right there in view.

It has to be right.
It's on a valid site.
That's makes it bright.
It's there in black and white.

Unless a weird font is had,
Then it's still there.
Just change the colors a tad,
And you have "facts" to spare.

Stuck in a rut,
Thanks to a site.
Even if written by a nut,
It's all "true" day or night.

Pfffft to simple humans everywhere. They look at one site and think it is oh so true at their lair. Then they spit out the crap over and over. I'd put more stock in a butt sniffing rover. If you find the same thing on 50 sites, then okay, you might be on to something at your bay. But still could be crap. Do you just rely on one site at your side of the map? Any fool with a connection can pretend to have a IQ and brain mass. So pffft to it all says my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

88 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Hey, it's Wednesday...
    Such a fun day!

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!
    Where's the Ghost?
    Where is R?
    Near or far?
    Many questions from the Goo
    And Scooby Blue

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    1. many questions from the Goo
      so tell me Blue how are you?

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    2. R you took
      Hid at your nook
      Ghost quit
      Never writ
      Would that be wrote?
      Maybe written I should tote

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    3. Blue is tired and blue
      How are you?

      Ghost quit... say it ain't so
      At the kitty cat show

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    4. Quit and left indeed
      There at his feed

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    5. Tired is blue
      that I know is true
      just put on your blue suede shoe
      the cat hid the other one from you

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. Hi Blue
      Happy Hump Day to you
      Hi Hank
      Let's go to the bank

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    2. Blue, you beat yourself to number one. Well done.

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    3. haha Blue did beat himself
      Maybe he has a cloned blue elf

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    4. 'morning Suza and Blue
      Thanks for the company!

      Hank

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    5. All got in
      Trying for the win

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    6. Thanks, Alex.

      A blue elf
      That I can put on my shelf?

      Company...
      In the place to be!

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  3. Those with low IQ
    And limited brain mass
    Can be easily fooled
    By internet crass

    I don't suffer fools
    And don't believe all I see
    But some of these sites
    Provide great comedy

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    1. That they do
      Can use at my zoo
      And let the fools play
      All through the day

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  4. If it's on Wikipedia it's gotta be true right? Surely if it's on Facebook it's the gospel truth!

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    1. It is the word of God
      If on any facebook pod

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    2. Wikipedia gets a bad reputation, I found more mistakes in books I've read than wikipedia.

      Facebook is like that quote where if you keep telling a lie it becomes the truth.

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    3. Yeah, books can have mistakes too
      As they self help you

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  5. I saw an article on how Elvis Presley faked his own death yesterday...and i believed it!! What? It was real convincing.

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    1. lmao at least you keep such articles going
      As you buy what they are showing

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  6. It must be true because it says so
    Believe everything you read at your show
    No?
    oh

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  7. There is no site I trust that much. Especially news sites.

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    1. Yeah, they all lie
      Hits are what they try

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  8. There are sites and there are sites and fake sites that look like sites, the internet can be the wild wild west. I spend more time than I should casually reading the internet. So I know what you mean. Have a good morning Pat and the cats.

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    1. Yep, sites on sites that aren't reputable sites
      Enough to give one the frights

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  9. the internet is a a wild beast...roam the jungle with care...

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    1. Don't get rammed in the butt
      May be horny at your hut lol

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    2. Could it be... a wildebeast?
      From the far east?

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    3. Could be west
      Those are the best

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    4. could be a wild beast
      from east to west
      food for thought let us feast
      let us go on a quest
      of evils I say chose the least
      just ask the cat he knows best

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    5. Choose the least
      Says this furry beast

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  10. False flags and lies are all around
    You think you know just what is sound
    You want the truth, you'll never know
    Across the string you pull the bow

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    Replies
    1. Yep, truth you'll never find
      As most talk out their behind

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  11. But I read it somewhere!
    It must be true everywhere!

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    1. If you read it from my rhyming rear,
      It is 99.99675499% true I hear

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  12. I know my brain is all farty
    So I read more than one here at my party.
    Still, that's no guarantee --
    The stupid is thick, experts agree.

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  13. If it's on some site
    It must be right
    Never mind looking at a book
    Many never give that a second look.
    It's best to say don't trust all on the web
    Even if it comes from a celeb.

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    1. A celeb you should run
      They just lie a ton

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  14. If I see it on several sites
    I take it to be somewhat true
    If I am researching something for work
    And its something I already halfway knew

    betty

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    1. Yeah, more than one
      Truth can be spun

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  15. The internet is something else. Some true stuff and some not so true. Just have to do one's own research. I just mainly read for entertainment.

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    1. Entertainment it sure can provide
      As there is many a side

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  16. True Or Not With This Plot!
    Got around to take a shot
    But not that crap
    That meant to scrap
    Been going around a lot

    Hank

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    Replies
    1. Around and around it goes
      Lasts forever with its lows

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  17. I've been duped by some made up facts a time or two. I need the cat to direct my clicks.

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  18. On the Internet?
    Must be true, you see.
    Trump's an alien.
    Hmmm, THAT could be.

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    Replies
    1. Call Will Smith
      He must be dealt with

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  19. On the Internet?
    Must be true, you see.
    Trump's an alien.
    Hmmm, THAT could be.

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  20. Never believe what you read on the Internet. But everyone takes it as fact.

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  21. I stick to reading my own site, that way I know everything MUST be true. I mean, I wouldn't lie to myself, right?

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    1. You might
      If the mood was just right

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  22. orlin N cassie, pleez ta tell yur dad everee thing him seez on de internetz iz troo....just like everee one on face book izza real puurson....N just like pyramiz skeemz can make ewe 90 million ina week.....him shuld haz mor faith !! ☺☺☺

    ♥♥♥

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    1. I think his faith is slim
      But I'll tell him he's being dim

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  23. What a dilemma! Sharp side of the sword dilemma.

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    1. Could hurt when fallin
      People may start bawlin

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  25. People will believe just about anything.

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  26. Yep, it is amazing. Some people have no common sense.
    Wait! Are they talking about me?

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    1. lol none at all
      Sure not at your hall

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  27. Trump's an alien! I knew it!
    I read it here, so it has to be true.
    Cat wouldn't lie, he's true blue!

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  28. I agree with you, Rover might be on to something...or at least close!

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    1. That he may be
      As on a tree he does pee

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  29. Infommercials and interet...both fact providers. Don't believe me? Ask my youngest kid, lol

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    1. lol he will learn
      The more "fact" they churn

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  30. If they're not reading stupid stuff
    Then they're drooling over some famous guff
    They will never get enough

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  31. Ha, he who screws with facts
    will eventually be found out!

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    1. That he will
      Or a she may fit the bill

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  32. Facebook is the worst for people getting their "information". Sometimes I just want to puke at the BS spouted on there.

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    1. Yep, it is that bad
      A puke worthy pad

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