Sunday, April 17, 2016

A Bad Title Day At My Bay!

The cat has seen a few and some were even good too, but their title was trash which made them gone in a flash. I guess titles sure play in with the TV show spin.

A title can make or break,
Even if it is fake.
TV shows know this,
Except the ones that gave the memo a miss.

Go on!
Quite the con.
Go on what?
Fart from a butt?

Terriers was good.
Title was a wtf in any hood.
Hounds on the run?
That wouldn't be fun.

Don't trust the B.... in Apartment 23.
Wow, you sure got wordy at your sea.
But if you swear and can't say it.
You are just a title twit.

Cougar Town.
That may get a frown.
Old women running wild.
Cougars eating a child?

Life on Mars.
Out in the stars?
Nope, here on Earth.
With a shitty ending of no worth.

The Leftovers.
Hmm again referencing rovers?
Taking food home in a doggie bag.
That show must be a drag.

Weeds!
No need to plant seeds.
Gardening on the go.
Or not, as weeds grow.

Bleep My Dad Says.
Whether or not he wears a fez,
If you can't say it,
You're still a title twit.

How to live with your parents(for the rest of your life)
Wow, someone get a big knife.
Chop that sucker apart.
Sure take wordy titles to heart.

Any TV show titles that are just bad to you? Or maybe more misleading at ones zoo. Those are the few that popped on in. I'm sure there are plenty more to give a spin. Maybe the title creators were just out of creative gas? Sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

61 comments:

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    1. He he! Got it back
      Was a bit off track

      Hank

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    2. Such fun!
      As I go an snore
      Just a little bit more

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    3. Such fun!
      As I go an snore
      Just a little bit more

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    4. Got on in
      For the win
      Blue guy snoring times two
      At his zoo

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  2. A Bad Title Day At My Bay!
    Many with ridiculous say
    They will learn
    The ratings burn
    Make them sulk in dismay

    Hank

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    1. That they will
      When the ratings are nil

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  3. Trophy Wife isn't the best title. And any of the Survivor shows fall in that category. Plus they're just bad.

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    1. Yep, they are as bad as can be
      At any old sea

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  4. How to Color with Sharpies so That they Look Like Oil Paintings. You Can Do It Too!!

    just thinking of a new blog post title... (kidding) :)

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    1. lmao you sure get wordy at your bay
      Can sure make bad titles join the fray

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  5. I loathe the title Schitz Creek.

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    1. The title..not so good but I think it's a funny show

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  6. Titles are important in blogging. They will get you more visitors. The problem is finding a good title.

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    1. Yeah, some aren't the best
      But some pass the test

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  7. Good titles may reel them in; but, it takes a good show to get them tune in later. I bet you knew that. Well the cats at least, I don't know about Pat.

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    1. The cats sure know
      Pat may be a little slow

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  8. "Modern Family" is a hit
    At least it has a little wit
    Covers most things big or small
    Like horses lined up in a stall

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    1. Got them all down
      As it goes to crazy town

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  9. I never watched it but I heard Cougar Town eventually dropped their original premise.

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    1. Guess that went another way
      With even more a confusing display

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  10. I think of My Mother the Car and The Job...what kind of job are they talking about??

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    1. The job
      The is so important for Bob

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  11. many of the reality shows - "Real Wives" of anywhere is an oxymoron. Swamp People, really? Your rhyme captured it all well.

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    1. Yep, all a bunch of crap
      Fake with their reality trap

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  12. Oh dear, bad titles for TV shows seems all the rage. Don't watch much of the sitcoms anymore. Just don't get them. The Big Bang Theory, gosh I'll miss it when it's gone. No real comedy anymore, I think the creepy, crazy, all too real politicians have sucked the humor out of the atmosphere! Pray, pray for us all!

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    1. Yep, it is all sucked away
      Just a bunch of crap on display

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  13. Loved the verse Pat. It's not good when a TV show has an inapproriate title.
    Yvonne.

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  14. A title can make or break
    a blog, a movie, a TV show, a book
    if you guess wrong and come up with a bad title
    people won't bother taking any look

    betty

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    1. Yep, can be the main thing
      That catches eyes at many a wing

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  15. I haven't watched any of those but I have seen a few of them on the guide.

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    1. I just seen most titles too
      Most not worth a view

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  16. If I answer when? What? Who?
    in my title show
    will it fill the bank
    or I get towed in the trunk?

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  17. I read once that one word titles worked well for TV shows. Word recognition or something. A word that is easy to remember.. Castle, Lost, Monk, Cheers and the countless others.

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    1. Yeah, seems to be the way
      As those stick out at ones bay

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  18. I like Schitt's Creek
    Title got attention
    But it has to produce the goods
    To avoid a suspension

    And it does!

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  19. Bleep My Dad Says was the first thing that popped into my head when I started reading this. His Twitter feed was hilarious. The show really sucked though.

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    1. Yep, heard it was crap
      On the tv land map

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  20. "Don't judge a book by its cover"
    Or so said my mother.
    But do the shows themselves suck?
    Yeahhhhh...good luck!

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    1. One shall never know
      For the title made many go

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  21. Any title that has Real or Kardashian in it!! I'm outta here! MOL

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    1. lol run far far away
      With those on display

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  22. I think Black-ish is a really weird title for a TV show, but it is a funny one.

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    1. Heard it was good
      But weird sounding indeed at ones hood

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  23. You are right...titles are hard...
    if you don't have the right title
    your book will sit unread.

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  24. Don't watch a lot of TV
    so the titles I do not see!
    Doesn't sound like I'm missing much
    as you go on with the titles and such!

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      As many aren't a hit

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  25. sad first i missed it
    TV shows unfamiliar
    missed the fun in it

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  26. Naked and Afraid!
    I came across that one desperate night in the hospital
    chugging a colonoscopy prep for six hours.
    Not sure which was worse! LOL

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    1. Blah to the prep stuff
      Getting that down is tough

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