The cat knew you humans were strange but some are really out there on the range. Actually far far out there. So far left field is bare. Disorders are for D with my backwards a to z.
There is a one,
That can't be fun.
When walking corpse syndrome is had,
The person thinks they are really dead at their pad.
Here's one for you,
It happens to women too.
It is a fear that genitals or breasts are being retracted within,
Shrinking and will cause death to take a spin.
The Jumping Frenchmen of Maine isn't tame,
Yep, that's the actually disorder name,
Happens when a person is startled a ton,
And starts flailing arms and freaking out in front of everyone.
A hit to the brain,
Can be a gain.
You could develop a foreign accent in your speech.
Means Foreign Accent Syndrome is in reach.
A movie dealt with this one,
At least I think with its run.
Alien Hand Syndrome is at play,
When your hand has a mind of its own at ones bay.
Lycanthropy gets a head shake from the cat.
You humans are crazy where you are at.
It means people think they are or are becoming an animal of some kind.
Yep, you humans surely can lose your mind.
Erotomania can sure scare.
So of those beware.
They think a celebrity they may have never even met,
Is in love with them more than any person, thing or pet.
This one is scary.
You eat yourself like a berry.
Self-Cannibalism is the name.
Eating yourself is the game.
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome must be trippy.
Maybe one spent too much time as a hippy?
It is when everything seems small.
Your car could seem as small as the photo on your wall.
And last but not least,
Deals with a feast.
Pica is what it is called from sea to sea,
And it is when one eats things of no nutritional value like paint, feces or bark from a tree.
Hmm being a crazy rhyming cat does not sound too bad after all of that. I guess I can steer clear of the looney bin where I'm at. Know anyone with such a thing? I hope you don't have any at your wing. The brain can sure screw with humans near and far. Imagine viewing a real car as a dinky car. The cat will just deal with the gas that comes out his little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.