Wednesday, April 27, 2016

A Little Disorder From Every Border!

The cat knew you humans were strange but some are really out there on the range. Actually far far out there. So far left field is bare. Disorders are for D with my backwards a to z.

There is a one,
That can't be fun.
When walking corpse syndrome is had,
The person thinks they are really dead at their pad.

Here's one for you,
It happens to women too.
It is a fear that genitals or breasts are being retracted within,
Shrinking and will cause death to take a spin.

The Jumping Frenchmen of Maine isn't tame,
Yep, that's the actually disorder name,
Happens when a person is startled a ton,
And starts flailing arms and freaking out in front of everyone.

A hit to the brain,
Can be a gain.
You could develop a foreign accent in your speech.
Means Foreign Accent Syndrome is in reach.

A movie dealt with this one,
At least I think with its run.
Alien Hand Syndrome is at play,
When your hand has a mind of its own at ones bay.

Lycanthropy gets a head shake from the cat.
You humans are crazy where you are at.
It means people think they are or are becoming an animal of some kind.
Yep, you humans surely can lose your mind.

Erotomania can sure scare.
So of those beware.
They think a celebrity they may have never even met,
Is in love with them more than any person, thing or pet.

This one is scary.
You eat yourself like a berry.
Self-Cannibalism is the name.
Eating yourself is the game.

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome must be trippy.
Maybe one spent too much time as a hippy?
It is when everything seems small.
Your car could seem as small as the photo on your wall.

And last but not least,
Deals with a feast.
Pica is what it is called from sea to sea,
And it is when one eats things of no nutritional value like paint, feces or bark from a tree.

Hmm being a crazy rhyming cat does not sound too bad after all of that. I guess I can steer clear of the looney bin where I'm at. Know anyone with such a thing? I hope you don't have any at your wing. The brain can sure screw with humans near and far. Imagine viewing a real car as a dinky car. The cat will just deal with the gas that comes out his little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

80 comments:

  1. HELLO KITTY CAT!
    Still feeling emotional on your mat?
    Guess what: it's Wednesday...
    Such a fun day
    At my bay!
    No work whatsoever
    Ain't that Blue guy clever?
    'Isn't he', I mean
    At the grammar scene :p
    Where's Hank
    The Poetry Tank?
    Where's True Blue?
    Did you say OCD
    In the place to be?
    Many questions from the Goo
    And Scooby Doo
    (Not a fox
    In a box
    Or a toad
    On the road)

    Grrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Got on in
      For another win
      The copy and paste
      There post haste
      With wednesday off
      You won't scoff
      A hump day for you
      Good to have Angie there too
      Not a kangaroo
      With your shoe
      Or a wino
      On a rhino
      With a dino
      That is albino

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    2. No copy and paste, Cat...
      Just typing with haste on my blue mat
      Haha as if you didn't know
      I'm as quick as the Flash on my day-off show
      Angie's got a headache at our beach
      So humperdinck day might be out of reach

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    3. Supposed to cure headaches they say
      Not sure who they are anyway
      But you could use it
      I'll pretend to believe The Flash bit

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    4. The Cat is a believer
      Angie's no... um... pain reliever receiver ;)
      Yikes! I know...
      In my hump day show :D

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    5. haha no receiver for you
      I guess you'll have to snore away at your zoo

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  2. What about that Handsome Disorder at your creek?
    Would it make you go, 'Eeeeeek!'
    Or would that be eeep?
    As my disorder is related to sleep...

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    1. That may be ego rising
      As the cat needs no disguising

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    2. Catfish: Rise of the Ego Part 2
      Would that be a sequel at your shoe?

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    3. Could be a sequel and a reboot
      A mix and match to make you hoot

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    4. Hoot I would
      In my neighborhood

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    5. All the live long day
      There at your bay

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  3. WHOA those disorders are crazy to me.
    I will take my zit popping with glee.
    Guess the shrinks stay busy with those for sure.
    Never know what type of person will walk thru their door.

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    1. Nope, they must have quite the stories that come due
      I'd be afraid of these nuts coming on through

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  4. I've read about many of these disorders and wow! I've know an individual who had Pica. What the brain can tell you to do, when its wiring is off, is amazing. And how can you tell your brain no? You can, but it's a tough one.

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    1. Yeah, it can be hard when your brain is telling you to do it
      You want to do it every bit

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  5. Alien hand? Like Ash's hand in Evil Dead II?
    I'd heard of pica. All of them are a bit nuts.

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    1. Not sure that would count
      All are nuts by quite the amount

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  6. Hmmm, tell me, Cat
    Is getting caught up like a gnat
    In this year's POTUS race
    A disorder or a disgrace?!? :)

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    1. I'd go with the later
      As that would mean one has little brain matter

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  7. well one thing is truly in order
    cat or no cat, everyone suffers some disorder

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    1. That they might
      When in the right light

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  8. Looney bugs come in all sizes
    May be wearing different disguises
    Alien Hand Syndrome, I've seen the clue
    Serial hand-groping inappropriate to do

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    1. Yeah, blame the hand
      Ain't it grand?
      A disorder I've got
      It's nothing to do with smut

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  9. The only one I've heard about is pica. Pregnancy books warn about it because apparently, pregnancy can cause it!

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    1. Ohhhhh yeah, never knew that
      Hormones are scary to the cat

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  10. You did list some looney tune acts
    We should just make a pact
    Stick with word play in spring
    No need to flail, just fling

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    1. That is a better way
      Fling and in the sane stay

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  11. I have heard of pica (because it can also happen in cats and I was a bit worried about my kitten after some wool disappeared), but none of the others. Humans are bizarre.

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    1. Humans are strange indeed
      Yeah, cats eat anything at my feed

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  12. Glad I don't suffer from any of these disorders
    Some of them are really just so strange
    You included quite a few of them here
    But I didn't see anything with mange

    betty

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    1. Blah to the mange
      Don't want any creepy crawlies at my range

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  13. There are some weird ones. I taught a student who had the pica one and another student who had one where they pulled their hair out. She wore a wig all the time.

    Susan Says

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    1. Strange some sure are
      Starts young at ones sand bar

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  14. Wow, I never heard of most of those!

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    1. Have a name for it all
      With each disorder call

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  15. Hmmmm, it takes a lot of work to keep one's disorders in order, I think!

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    1. That it surely does
      As some eat fuzz

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  16. Genitals retracted within?
    That sounds like a sin.
    That makes us sick
    like a Hillary nudie pic.

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    1. My eyes may fry
      If such a nudie pic caught the eye

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  17. Well I sure have never heard of any of them. Sounds wacky to me.

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    1. Wacky every which way
      At any old bay

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  18. I'm not scared of any of these things. . .very much.

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    1. haha too much and your classified
      That may be a wild ride

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  19. A Little Disorder From Every Border!
    Disturbed and confused oh brother
    Self cannibalism
    Not without reason
    So as to control and keep in order

    Hank

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    1. lol strange in a way
      May get hot with all that fur at your bay

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  21. Now that's one horror filled post! Problems enough at my sea without any of these!

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    1. Horror to see and live through
      Hopefully never in my view

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  22. Pregnant women tend to get Pica. You are supposed to tell your doctor if you eat or get the urge to eat dirt and stuff like that.

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    1. That is nasty to come to pass
      I'll stay away from any dirt eating pregnant lass

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  23. Ewwww, Pica and Self cannibalism? I think I'll stick with pizza.

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    1. A much better choice
      In which to rejoice

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  24. orlin N cassie.....for reel therz a walkin corpse syndrome ? be jezuz .... { we iz havin trubull sneekin round blog land two day & canna get ta googlee rite now !! } ♥♥♥ ☺☺☺

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    1. At least you snuck in
      For the win
      Scary indeed
      What humans take seed

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  25. Oh dear, back when I worked in mental health clinics we had people with pica. Going for a walk with them was impossible!!!

    @Kathleen01930
    Meet My Imaginary Friends
    #AtoZchallenge

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    1. That would take forever
      With their eating everything endeavor

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  26. People going loopy/and being called Snoopy/surely humans are quite rare/that's why they like to stare! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  27. The menu is a bit funky today!

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  28. Foreign Accent Syndrome is one Madonna must have had
    Going from American accent to a British one at her pad.
    Trying to fool us with her stupid words.
    Didn't she know she just sounded absurd!

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    1. The rich have little brains
      Yet idiots follow while they cause others pains

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  29. And that's why I prefer to consult with a doctor instead of looking to the Internet to diagnose any symptoms!

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    1. That is probably best
      As long as the Dr. passes the not stupid test

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  30. Not sure I like to know anyone who literally eats shit
    Nope, would not like that one damm bit.
    Humans are the strangest creatures
    Hey! We could make many movie horror features.

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    1. That would work out
      Although they'd probably suck like a trout

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  31. I need a dictionary
    some sound really scary. haha.

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  32. Very funny, Pat!
    I hope you're not plagued with these disorders where you are at!

    The Jumping Frenchmen of Maine; I might have a touch of that. I have quite a startle reflex; I don't flail, but I jump like an Olympian grasshopper!

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    1. lol could win a gold medal
      Without need for a pedal

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  33. I've read lately of some
    Who wish to be an animal so much
    They have radical plastic surgery
    Their minds are out of touch

    Check out dragon lady.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524063/Transgender-woman-Eva-Tiamat-Medusa-ears-nose-removed-dragon-lady.html

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    1. Weirdos near and far
      Maybe one too many drinks at the bar

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